Would the underwoods enjoy meeting someone who was a hybrid? Or just find them interesting - A hybrid of what? I feel as though you're thinking of someone specific and I lack context. However, if it's a supernatural thing, Alec would be fascinated, Viola would be skeptical [...]

alec and cy thrown into a ring, only in their boxers, fistfight, no guns or knives, whos winning - Null and I have discussed this before! Alec is faster than Cy by a significant margin and better trained, and he gets more practice regularly, so we've agreed that he would win.

By request, Alec gets what he has coming to him at the hands of an incubus he himself summoned. What's the tag for an evil man getting double penetrated by a demon and no one feeling sorry for him? archiveofourown.org/works/87893486

We’re Bertrand and Alec very popular in school? - Ehhhh...yes and no. They were always weird, the codependent twins with the religious freak mother, one of them prone to violent outbursts of emotion and the other a cold fish. As they got older they got better at concealing [...]

Would Alec still crack a dyke — I regret to inform you that Alec finds lesbians, especially butch lesbians, direly attractive. So yes, unfortunately. revospring.net/@macthedke/a...

Does Isabelle have a horse?? Actually, do viola and alec do as well? Yes! The Underwoods have a pretty extensive stable, thanks to Bertrand's inherited interest in horse breeding and racing, as well as hunting on horseback. Alec is less interested in horses than Bertrand [...]

What are some things Alec has done to Isabelle’s ‘friends’?? I’m curious - For the most part Alec was...relatively harmless with Isabelle's secondary school friends? Checking them out from a distance, getting off on them covertly. Alec is perverted enough to get arousal [...]

What would’ve Bertrand’s children been like? - I hate to say it since I know this isn't a fun answer, but that's too many steps removed from canon for me to really know what to say or have an interest in developing new characters for the sake of an ask. However, if you're [...]

How would’ve Alec felt if he found out Laurent was still alive? Idk if she is but i remember something like Bertrand saying she died. - Alec does canonically learn that Laurent is still alive! Decades after their separation he and Laurent d'Ardenne, now Grayson Winters [...]

Hello same anon but, I’d like to also learn more about Bernard not Bert but what was his relationship like with Isabelle. Why did he go missing also? - Bernard was head gardener at Aldwycke d'Or, and one of very few staff members Alec kept from the old guard when he became [...]

How long can the underwood’s last in bed? - Depends on many factors, as it does for most people, so I'll assume sobriety and good health and aim for averages. Isabelle usually comes in about 3 minutes, but wants about 5 orgasms, so I'd say an average round of masturbation [...]

Question for Alec, "what is your cock like?" — "Goodness. Offer a man a drink first, at least. Or better yet, offer to find out for yourself." revospring.net/@macthedke/a...

Sorry I don’t know if Isabelle did have friends or not, but if she did. Did she ever invite them over to her home to have play dates? - Oh, absolutely. Isabelle had some genuine childhood friends when she was very young, say 4-9, but her peculiarities (morbid interests [...]

How come Bertrand is unable to physically have children? - Bertrand and Alec both caught mumps when they were preteens, and Bertrand had pretty rotten luck. About one in five cases of mumps in males after puberty result in orchitis, aka inflammation of the testicles, and [...]

What if Bertrand had a child if Alec didn’t kill him?. What kind of father would he be like and would Isa like having a cousin? - Bertrand is physically incapable of having children even before Alec kills him, but for the sake of the ask, let's say he has one - either of [...]

Would Bertrand be a better father than Alec?.. I doubt that but I’d like to know!! Also, would Alec also dote on his niece/nephew and allow them to play around with Isabelle? - If Bertrand was capable of having children, he would be a better father than Alec, for a given [...]

how do each of the underwood's deal with illness? - Viola gets sick incredibly rarely, and when she does, it infuriates her. She tries to power through it with a lot of OTC medication while staying on her feet and continuing to accomplish whatever she pleases; however [...]

Do NOT let me near alec he will and I mean it will get touched and butt ate - it's more than he deserves tbh

Hello! Who is starlet? I’d like to know more about her. - Starlet Song was born to a sex worker in London named Chun-Yue "June" Song, who Alec would come to visit because of her addiction to heroin, which let him take things further and treat her as badly as he liked. He [...]

Phoebe give me that PUSSY😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂please [...] I love my anons pt 2. Thank you very much for showing Phoebe so much love!!

hiiii, does isabelle believe the fact of her being a ‘temptress’ comes from her actions or her looks or something more — A little bit of actions, a little bit of looks, but mostly Isabelle believes it's something innate about her that she can't [...] revospring.net/@macthedke/a...

Do you have any unseen your art work or commissions of the underwoods? — Yep! So I'm planning on making a gallery on my strawpage. Stay tuned! revospring.net/@macthedke/a...

Are there any moments when Isabelle and Viola are sorta bonding?.. pls - Several instances come to mind! Despite appearances, there is some genuine positive feeling way way deep down in this relationship. I will describe two instances. When Isabelle was ten, she was writing [...]

What does Viola like to spend Alec's money on? - Clothes, spa days, girls' outings (usually in the form of weekends or even whole weeks with Aster), her first and second cars, jewelry, dates, gifts for less-loved sexual partners....

To Mr. Underwear - i love my anons

What does Alec mostly gift Viola and Isabelle? — Alec likes giving both of his girls experiences - trips, days and nights out, performances, exhibitions, et cetera. As far as physical objects go, he likes giving Isabelle stuffed animals and [...] revospring.net/@macthedke/a...

What kind of person instantly annoys Alec? — Egotists who he feels haven't earned it, especially if they seem to him to be wearing their vulnerabilities too openly. Alec likes people he can prey on, but if they act like they're on his level or [...] tetratto.com/posts/33apw5...

How can u tell when each of the underwoods start to get irritated when you do something to annoy them? Especially in a conversation or action - With Alec you really can't tell unless he wants you to. He's very good at masking. Instead of openly showing annoyance, he'll [...]

What started for Alec to start abusing children? - I assume you mean sexually, in which case Alec never really...didn't? His sexual awakening was his twin brother Bertrand when they were both just entering puberty, and although Bertrand took the lead in the dynamic that [...]

I know Alec got a rich ass laugh - Oh, absolutely. Unfortunately he's got a killer smile too. I spared him the typical curse of the 20th century Brits

gun to alec's head you have to be monogamous. how long is he lasting — Alec has literally never been monogamous in his life; his very first sexual/romantic relationship (Bertrand) was an open one. I give him a month, three months tops if his [...] tetratto.com/posts/33ZfTU...

Do any of the Underwoods have something they're convinced they're fantastic at, despite all evidence? (No, Alec, — Viola thinks she's a better cook than she is. She doesn't think she's fantastic, just rather good, but the truth is she's close to [...] tetratto.com/posts/33ZZBd...

What minor hill woild Alec absolutely die on in an argument? — Alec has absolutely no patience for people who think Shakespeare did not write Shakespeare, and will brook no argument of the authorship of his plays and sonnets. He finds the whole [...] tetratto.com/posts/33ZZ4X...

Question for Alec, can I eat yo butt — "If you ask nicely." revospring.net/@macthedke/a...

This message is to Alec, Alec im gonna scissor ur daughter and wife - "May I watch? I ask as a courtesy. I will be watching."

A question for the Underwoods, what are your favorite things about one another? - "My favorite thing about Alec is his money." Viola's first answer, a lie, makes her laugh. "No, no. He doesn't have enough of that to satisfy me. Really, I enjoy his...drive. His willpower [...]

Rip Viola u would’ve loved Mitski/Francis forever - Viola would in fact love Mitski. I've got a different song of hers ("Real Men") on Viola's playlist, but you're right that Francis Forever suits her

sire admiring his progeny

I’m unsure if this has been asked before but what is the daily life of the Underwood Family? Assuming it’s a normal Tuesday — Alec wakes up with slightly more variation than Viola, usually either 5am or 6am depending on the activities of the night [...] revospring.net/@macthedke/a...

The Neonate - pt 1/2 This was originally going to be a treat for hypnovember last year but got sidetracked, so have a little treat while I work on bigger things

What kind of harm did Bert do to animals since I saw in a post he was abusive towards animals? - There's a chance you're thinking of Alec, since his abuse towards animals comes up more often, but honestly it's both of them - just in different ways. Alec, as a child, took [...]

What ever happens to David? And does Alec know about Phoebe having his son? - Glad you asked! Alec knows about David's true parentage from the start - he asks Phoebe early on in David's life due to the fact that he resembles Alec slightly and his supposed father Hudson not [...]

What if Isabelle had 1/2 siblings? - Not sure if this means "half siblings" or "one or two siblings", so I'm gonna answer what I find more interesting: half siblings. Isabelle does have half siblings! Alec is fairly responsible when it comes to condom usage but, especially [...]

What if Alec met someone 10x worse than him? - I struggle to picture someone worse than Alec who's not actively committing genocide or something on that level, so if Alec met someone 10x more evil than him, they'd also have to have significantly more power - so Alec, who [...]

What would happen if 12 yr old Alec met 12 yr old Isabelle? - Alec and Isabelle, both at age twelve, would be horrible together. They're both deeply mentally ill and learning violence as a way of dealing with that, both against themselves and against others. It would very [...]

Question for Donnie what’s your favorite treat? - "Woof!" (Translated: organ meats from a rabbit, served as fresh as possible.)

what exactly is Alec’s type in people? — Alec essentially has two types. The first and longest-standing is dark-haired, elegant freaks with something Wrong with them mentally - Viola, Lynn, and Phoebe are all examples, but this goes for men [...] revospring.net/@macthedke/a...

What’s the amount of chance I won’t get molested by Alec if I’m stuck in a room for him for a week - Depends on who you are and what other enrichment is in his enclosure. You could make it the full week, you could also get touched on within twenty minutes. Better hope he's [...]

Do you do commissions? - I do! My writing commission rate is $10 per 150 words. Feel free to DM me on any platform!

I can imagine the terrors that Alec makes people go through when he sets Donnie free to get them - Actually, Alec doesn't sic Donnie on human beings or even on animals (although she still does have some prey drive, as would be expected of her breed). He doesn't want her to [...]