Well, good for her? #frightclub

We rarely get snow, though temps will hit the upper teens. So, fun fact: i hate the smell & feel of car heaters to the point I just turn off everything in the car & roll in Im winter...unless temps are 46+ at which point: in run the ac 🤷‍♀️ #frightclub

I did take a hitchhiker one time about 5 miles to get a full gas can & drive back. Made a big show of calling someone & telling them when I'd be there, etc while I drove her #frightclub

Id just slit his throat & take his clothes 🤷‍♀️ #frightclub

Yall know you don't have to run headlights to run heat, right? Saves more battery... #frightclub

Time to cut up a seatbelt for an additional tie #frightclub

Oops to clarify: Locked the door & waited for him to freeze #frightclub

I appreciate a malicious streak, but id have just waited for him to free then taken the keys #frightclub

Hands bound with duct tape? That's not that hard to rip...which they know. Nevermind #frightclub

Also: you stab people and you 110% wont see your daughter again #frightclub

...so is this gonna be a wendigo thing? #frightclub

Sorry #frightclub. You were late to dinner so it's #coldmeat for you. But hey: makes for good sandwiches

Oh good. He died #fullmoonfrights

Girl, dont tell him. Just leave #fullmoonfrights

Ok dude. Ill agree: Murica isnt ideal for raising kids but have you seen a single kid since you got here? #fullmoonfrights

With that recitation...is he now a green lantern? #fullmoonfrights

Uh-oh. Big "calamari" #fullmoonfrights

The Norwegians didnt get that far.... 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ #fullmoonfrights

"Did you sleep thru Sunday school?" "Yes" But that's where you hear the interesting parts of the Bible #fullmoonfrights

Ah yes. What horror flick doesn't need a musical hottub scene? #frightclub

So instead of a summer camp they take kids out of school to a fall camp? #frightclub

Watch out, #frightclub! I hear there's a #madman about

He aint that cute bb #frightclub

Joining in for #sleepwalkers May tag out early though. Our preacher is terminal (cancer) so I'm leading the service around our guest preacher tomorrow Fun facts: preacher loves haunted house horror, cats, & my Lily (trying to get her by to see him in the next week or so) #frightclub

Joining in for #sleepwalkers May tag out early though. Our preacher is terminal (cancer) so I'm leading the service around our guest preacher tomorrow Fun facts: preacher loves haunted house horror, cats, & my Lily (trying to get her by to see him in the next week or so) #frightclub

STILL buffering so I'll finish over lunch Monday...assuming the dogs lives??? I want exactly one spoiler...help, #frightclub

Im buffering again & behind but fun fact: this is the director's dog & he was the trainer (96% of my fb presence is dog groups & I learned everything other than: does dog die?) #frightclub

Sir, a dog smelling like death is just part of the deal. They love rolling in dead #frightclub

He had to act AND get bathed in this?! Where are the dog unions? #frightclub

Indy is ready to stage an intervention & call a priest #frightclub

The next few weekends look to be busy, so I'm gonna go ahead & wish all my #svenpals a good holiday season. #svengoolie

Dude aint got a job or friends there. He could've taken his pup #frightclub

So, Indy is Novia Scotia Duck Tolling retriever. "Tolling" for the ability to lure waterfowl w/n gunshot range. Dog is sent to play near the water. Since it looks like a fox, ducks and geese, swim over to investigate. And the hunter can shoot the fowl, which the dog then retrieves. #frightclub

So you know it might be haunted and the dog haunted house behavior doesn't red flag for you? #frightclub

Grandpa's house is gonna be the haunted one? That's sad #frightclub

....the dog better not die #frightclub #goodboy

Killing the sheriff is gonna be too noticeable. It'd have been smarter to stay under the radar #svengoolie #svenpals

Nekkid in the moonlight...how yall took him seriously is beyond me #splatterday

My hands would've been shaking too much to stitch him up #splatterday

A blond woman leads Gil Favor into trouble. So this is a Rawhide ep #svengoolie #svenpals

Teaching them how to slit throats...but instead they go for stabbing #splatterday

If someone claims to be Jesus, you should probably get away from them #splatterday

Well, i was NOT expecting vampire Duck Dynasty #Svengoolie but here we are #svenpals

"The universe is one big fuck" Yeah, but its often the more of a negative connotation #splatterday

Oh, Gil Favor! #svengoolie #svenpals #rawhide

"Dad lover savior." Yuck #splatterday

Here for #curseoftheundead with my #svenpals #svengoolie

Woah, Sean Bean, not cool. Don't grab things from her bossum #frightclub

"That took courage" &/Or actually earnestly believing his religion #frightclub

Hmm. Definitely a version of the Lord's Prayer but ordered differently & slightly differently worded. Is this actually an older version or something for the movie? #frightclub