We’re at a stage in this country where my 14 year old son is worried about the rise of reform, yes you read that right. Instead of worrying about that pimple on his chin, or if that girl likes him back, he’s worried about the rise of far right populist politics. What a world we live in.

So I did a thing

Why does the infrastructure powering AI need so much water for cooling. And couldn’t we just put servers in old people’s homes as heating? I ask stupid questions because when someone answers I get smarter

So it takes 3 men to remove a USMC veteran from a room while said marine was standing his ground without trying to hurt those 3 men. The administration better get veterans on side or there’s going to be big trouble

I’ve done a lot of work on myself over the last 10 years, and if you ask others I’m a better person for it, only problem is I still have the same fears and insecurities that I always had, but now I know that all the shitty parts of my life are down to my own bad choices and character flaws.

Starmer turned out to be really shit, the only people in the party that have a shot at replacing him are equally shit. Jeremy Corbyn, although a really nice man, would have been a disaster, a honest man in a world of deception. So unless we can convince Neil Kinnock to return, labour are done

I can’t get this out of my head. Around 730000 children go missing in the US every year, fortunately around 90% are found within a few days. Around 1-2% are never found, between 7-14 thousand children disappear without a trace in America alone. How deep is this rabbit hole, is it just children?

Fucking hell, this report ordered by Starmer better be called the Mandelson files, because if they use his first name, I’m going to need a couple of weeks off work

If I don’t see little Tommy ten names, Nigel Farage, Richard Tice and all the flag shaging “patriots” completely condemn Trump for insulting the sacrifice of our troops, it was never about patriotism was it.

15 years ago today I left an abusive relationship, I suffered 3 years of her threatening my life, her own life, cutting me off from friends and family and forcing me to have my wages paid into her account. I have scars, both emotional and physical, but I’m here today, living my best life.

Today is my day off due to being in work on Saturday, and now we’re being notified that all work is cancelled because of the weather

It’s 9 am, I have been awake since 6am, I’m not out of bed yet because I’m on holiday until 5th of January, then I thought about countries that don’t have such brilliant workers rights. So……thanks socialism

The clash, I just heard my son listening to the clash, I just asked him about it and he said “yeah, who doesn’t like the clash”

Weirdest of weird dreams last night, dreamt I had to transition to a woman for my new job and had to go to give them my new name, I chose “Britney” Just so that if I beat the shit out of someone for deadnaming me I could look down on them and say “it’s Britney bitch” I break therapists

6 months ago my son started his YouTube channel, he has worked consistently to produce content, while still maintaining standards at school, in fact his confidence has grown and he’s doing even better. He’s very close to his goal of 100 subscribers, so if you fancy supporting him go subscribe

Bought a new bag, I’m going to get coffee and then start changing my kit over from my old bag to my new one. You know that feeling, deep down, you do too.

When someone blames immigration for the country’s problems, they are in fact……. Playing the race card

My politics haven’t changed, maybe politics has changed, maybe the Labour has moved itself out of my political orbit, maybe the greens have moved into it.

What a privileged life I live, I see the suffering of people around the world and I can just change the channel, close the app, or turn off my computer. For now.

I like what the Green Party is saying, but I’ve just got out of a long dysfunctional relationship with the Labour Party, I don’t feel like committing myself again so soon is good for me

I saw @femi-oluwole.bsky.social while on the way to work this morning, he looked in a fair bit of discomfort so I didn’t stop him for a selfie

Emergency alert just sounded, but not on my phone.

My son needed a guitar track for an animation he’s working on, so he asked me if I could come up with something, I was honoured, until it became obvious that his commitment to his craft makes him a slave driver, my fingers are sore and I can’t believe how good a director he is.

I’m making dinner listening to music with my son, and edge of seventeen comes on, with a triumphant smile my son turns to me and says “Ooh dad, do you want me to give you some twirling room” To which I replied “yes please, do you want to have the conversation about watching family guy again”

Of all of the kings of Leon albums, I listen to only by the night the most, now I know “real music” purists will take issue with this, so I say with all the respect in the world. Go take your head for a shit, I hope your organic beard wax reacts with that IPA and burns your face down.

Well it turns out lionesses are more capable of hunting than their male counterparts.

Spain fucking want this, but so do we, I think we’ve got a game here people

Ozzy Osborn was as authentic as a person could possibly be, had he not been a rockstar, he would have been exactly the same person.

The most beautiful moment of being a parent is when you see that your child has become an authority on their chosen passion. That moment they switch from looking to you for the answer and become a person teaching you something you didn’t know. When they teach, listen, and get to know them better.

I guess we live in a world where men can assault women and not spend a day in jail, but chopping down a tree will get you 4 years. I wonder what the tree was wearing? What was it doing out in the middle of nowhere late at night? Fucking ridiculous.

Calling a woman “a man” or “trans” in the comments is just 1600s witch trial energy.

You know it’s kinda upsetting to find that someone you had a lot of time for turns out to be a complete cunt.

At some point people are going to have to make peace with the fact that the person they have always been there for, and given so much of themselves to, fought their corner and supported both financially and emotionally, thinks they are a dumb cunt, who they can lie too. Is me, I’m people

I just demolished a curry goat rice and peas fried dumplings and a side of jerk wings. I regret nothing

When you worry that your not as good at parenting as you think you are, then one of your kids hands you redemption

Now you do what they told ya Now you do what they told ya Now you DO WHAT THEY TOLD YA It’s hard not to when you work 50 hours a week and have a kid who goes through shoes like musk goes through Ketamine Mr rock star. Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me either.

Imagine being in a film with Russel Brand and P Diddy

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads who are mom as well, it’s not many of us, but I see you, smiling politely when someone asks if you’re babysitting, you’re doing great.

Man lesson “I really like your outfit” That is a compliment “If I was 20 years younger” That’s just creepy. And if you were 20 years younger you wouldn’t be able to speak to a woman, don’t forget how fucking awkward you were Dave.

As I think back over my life while I’m contemplating how I got to this point, how I can live better, and how I can grow as a person, I have come to realise that the time in my life when I looked happiest, was some of the darkest moments in my life.

There’s no originality anymore, fads and fashion go in cycles, I would put money on that kid in the bucket hat who has a job but does a podcast, has a dad who used to wear a bucket hat, had a job but DJ’ed at the weekends. We all turn into our parents, stop fighting it.

This is the state of my mind as I’m on my break on a Tesco car park. “Wow, there’s a lot of crows around here, I can see why the nights watch were called crows, there’s 1 2 3 4 567 8 9 10 11 ooh I’m literally counting crows”

Bonjour bonjour bonjour y a-t-il quelqu'un là-dedans

Do you know what Miss Jackson, Ive said I’m sorry, and if you don’t like it you can just go fuck your self.

Yet we spend £16bn a year on the war on drugs that falls short every year. It’s like getting a mortgage that you can barely afford and driving around in a sports car worth 3/4 of the value of your house.

The Trump presidency feels like he has taken the deceleration of independence and the constitution, the exhumed remains of the founding fathers, wrapped them up in an American flag, stuffed them into the last Dodge Charger, set it on fire and catapulted it into the Statue of Liberty, then taken the

I have enormous respect for Jess Philips, but £20m is just simply not enough, £20m should be the starting point, to find out once and for all the cause of domestic violence, and address that, because once a victim has got to the point of calling a helpline it’s already too late.

Looking back at Boeing’s safety record, I was unaware that Quatar was so left leaning

Another #animation from my son ScribbleSaint. He’s been working really hard on these, and I have no doubt that he will become a professional animator one day, it would make his day if you subscribe to his YouTube channel youtube.com/shorts/N85vd...

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