Why do we have to pay convenience fees? Like most of everything ain’t done online. It’s a fucking money grab

Somebody asked a great question…if a blind person has a dream, can they see it?

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. I’m seeing a lot of sistas with their sugar daddies out shopping. Get that bag girl

I just got a cake request for a YN theme… I barely even got the time to do it, but Imma find the time cause that sounds fun as fuck to do 😂

The white people in Derry being scarier than IT could ever be is the real tea. Bc wym you orchestrated a lynching bc you miss your daddy?????

Outside of the bullshit that occurred today, I am extremely proud of my nephew for getting on the right track of life. I told him the streets were never gonna be good to him and he finally listened. His Nana would’ve been proud. God is good

A bitch that let a nigga have TWENTY ONE kids on her and MARRIED HIM. You’re a dummy bitch

I must’ve looked good as THE FUCK today for a hoe to try me like that. You’re mad cause you’re raggedy, wrinkled, and your sad ass 27 piece is BULKY as fuck

Why when I’m at my nephews graduation and I’m trying to take a picture of him and his father, his wife pulls him out the frame and says, “he don’t take pictures” Bitch… WHO THE FUCK IS YOU AND DO YOU WANNA FIGHT IN THIS BITCH WEIRDOO??? Some of you hoes TOO mfn insecure for me. ITS A GRADUATION

I’m so proud of my nephew. He finally has his life on the right track 🥹

I’m in the process of starting a black owned bag collection. Telfar has been secured, next on the list, Sean Brown curves tote bag

All this damn snow is really making me rethink where the fuck I live 😵‍💫

Mannn FUCK THE PACKERS 😤

Yeahhh we’re tied with the Packers right now in the fourth quarter. Please don’t let me down Bears 😭

Praying The Bears whoop the Packers asses

Diddy always licking his damn lips like the snake he is

This Diddy doc is insane…

Smoking one for the last full moon of 2025

To this day, I still don’t think New York did enough to Pumpkin…I would’ve ripped her lips offff

That little girl deserved for that shit to happen to her eyes. How you gonna set up your best friend?

I just made oatmeal cookies for the first time…it’s decent, but it’s missing something 🤔

Should’ve never put the 6 there

Welcome To Derry is actually a really good show. Pennywise retreated so fast last episode 😂

875K ain’t enough. That man needs 875K for every time he was shot and every bite that dog put on him.

Adidas is dropping a SpongeBob shoe and I am absolutely getting those mfas

I’ve been speaking so much positivity over my life and it’s really been working. Everything will work out for me

Bought. Just cause I’m tired of questioning being nice to myself 💅🏽 Early Christmas gift to myself

I think Imma buy myself a telfy…just cause I deserve it

I don’t know why Nandos gave me spicy olives with my beer, but these mfas are actually bussin…I don’t even like olives. Well…I guess I kinda like them now

Running in the snow is just pure dedication

I thought I fucked up on my turkey, but it was still juicy as hell when I cut into it.

I was off today and picked up a double without checking the weather…

The snow came back with a vengeance

Same mfas talking shit about that lady not knowing medicine isn’t in glasses, are the same people who don’t know wtf a tariff is. Why? Because everybody doesn’t know every fucking thing. Everything isn’t common knowledge. Let a mfa educate themselves without being called a dumbass for it

Baby, if you’ve been in a relationship for 14 years and he hasn’t given you a ring…it’s because he doesn’t want to. Proposing to him is not gonna change that 😭

The Bears have been winning which means I’m about to start watching them play again. They pissed me off so bad back in 2007 at the Super Bowl, that I haven’t watched them since 💀

Putting sugar in Mac and cheese should be a crime

Please God free my people from the shackles of putting sugar in pasta dishes

Is everybody on track? Remember this Friday ain’t black cause WE AIN’T BUYING SHIT!

I’m in charge of the turkey this year cause last year that bitch was dryyyyy. I refuse to eat a dry turkey this year. Hand it over

I’ve seen similar with people saying ludacris instead of ludicrous 😭

Eating man butt?

That I need to set better boundaries

Cause the fridge packed with uncooked Thanksgiving food 😭

Something’s I just refuse to engage in. I will not lose an inkling of my peace for foolishness

Facts. Got the app on my phone for this very reason. I’m gonna do my research no matter what

I wouldn’t say dumb, inattentive parents usually do that. Strict parents make sneaky kids.

I don’t understand commenting on a woman’s body in general, but I definitely don’t understand commenting on it after she just had a fucking baby.

Why are niggas still sagging in 2025?

Took 3 months, but USPS finally let me change my damn address 🙌🏽 I am no longer attached to that hell scape of an apartment 💃🏽