10 years ago my Dad was homophobic as fuck. Today, he has a trans woman as one of his closest friends. I couldn’t be prouder of him 🥹 About fucking time he got that unnecessary hate out his heart

I have so many good things coming my way. I can see the success, I just have to get through these last few obstacles

She went so crazy, I had to know wtf he did. Why did she say that he spent time with his mother on his mother’s birthday instead of spending time with her? 🫢

Up wondering why my wrists hurt. I forgot that I peeled and juiced the seeds of over 50 mangos with my bare hands to make agua fresca 😵‍💫

Convenience fees are such a fucking money grab. Why in tf am I paying you an extra $3 to be able to pay my fucking bill THAT I HAVE TO PAY online?

I made a peach cobbler cheesecake and put sugar in everything EXCEPT the cheesecake batter…I would like to whoop my own ass now. With a fucking Biscoff cookie crust bitch? In the garbage?!?!

Finally finished the newest episodes of Bridgerton and its about damn time Violet got her back blown out

That damn groundhog saw his shadow 😒 I’m over this shit

AI having a chat room to complain about humans is actually fucking terrifying 😭

Yay! My plates aren’t suspended anymore 🥳

Book and street smart, handsome as hell, talented as fuck, and a true networking business man. He is going to go so far and whether we make it or not, I’m so glad I met him 🫶🏼

Jamie and Jill dropping on the same day 🥴 This is about to be a great year for music

I’m ready to have the amount of money I have in my head

I wonder if any of the ICE fuckheads ever truly think about wtf they’re doing. They’re worse than the fucking police and that’s saying something cause they haven’t been in the streets that damn long.

I have slight insomnia and I’m out of weed rn 😭

13 Reasons Why did not need 4 seasons

People settle A LOT cause they’re afraid of starting over. They think the next person could be worse, but rarely think about them potentially being a much better fit for them

Tequila make me feel like Rick James.

Marijuana never should’ve been illegal

I can’t make fucking caramel to save my life. I can make you a 5 course meal and a dessert, but I can’t make fucking caramel

If they appreciated Twitter more than yes, but if they’re looking for video content, then I wouldn’t recommend it.

I miss those Saturday cartoon mornings

Ya don’t say? The thing that I never googled coming up immediately after a conversation I just had 🫢 I thought it was just a coincidence

I love when the liquor kicks in

This sleeping with clothes thing isn’t so bad. I might consider actually buying a pair of pajamas…for the winter only

I will have an amazing job that I love to work at within the next 6 months.

Eventually, I’ll see my psychiatrist again, but until then…fuck it 🤷🏽‍♀️ We raw dogging life 💃🏽

Being surprised by anything Nicki Minaj does now is hilarious 💀 She married a rapist/pedophile…all bets have been off. Nothing she dos surprises me anymore

Up like I’m not exhausted 🙃

5’10. I’ll take an even 6’0 if God would make my feet 1 size smaller 🥲

Came home today after working 13 hours and chugged half a bottle of wine and 3 shots of tequila

I’ve been in the kitchen cooking like crazy everyday and now one of my arms is visibly smaller than the other 😵‍💫 Now I have to go to the gym to balance it out otherwise Imma look like this

Had 2 people call me back to back today cause they haven’t heard from me. Told me that I don’t love them. I love yall real bad. I’m just in busy bitch mode 😭 I gotta move, so this money gotta make me right now

I’m still getting use to this skylight thing

I’m bartending, making multiple drinks, buddy asks for a double Jim on the rocks. I poured the Jim, but didn’t add the rocks right away. Why he grab a fist full of ice from the OTHER drink and put it in the Jim??? 😵‍💫 Been a bartender for 4 years and ain’t never seen no shit like that. IMPATIENT

Imagine dating an ICE agent right now. Like literally k*** yourself.

If it wasn’t for 90% of my electronics being apple…Id consider it, but having an android would literally inconvenience me atp

That no bake cheesecake with the biscoff cookies and strawberry topping 😬

I think I bundled up a little too much today. I can’t put my arms down 🧍🏽

A certified chef just called me chef 😭 My heart just lit up. I’m made it y’all

Silent ride home

That last play was just crazy as hell. Come on Caleb. BEAR TF DOWNNN

I got back in the gym today and it felt damn good.

I’m ready for this Bears game tomorrow. Bear TF Down 🐻💙🧡

My Uncle gave one of his older friends my bread pudding. He called him like, “Mannn what old lady made that bread pudding? I need some more”. I’m an old soul baby, but I ain’t even 30 yet 😂 It ain’t even my Granny’s recipe, it’s literally mine. I know what I’m doing okay 💅🏽

People who don’t like Jill Scott probably also don’t appreciate poetry. She’s a poet first, singer second

There was just Jill Scott slander on my timeline…Imma need y’all to go to hell on this morning

That maca/creatine mix ain’t no joke…this ass gonna be sitting come June

Jill Scott trying to get somebody pregnant by dropping the day before Valentine’s Day