I ain’t never seen a mfa pace back and forth…in a wheelchair, until today

By the govt yes.

It’s the most wonderful timeee of the yearrr

The energy:

I miss my god baby so much 😞 I’m ready to find my new place, so we can see each other all the time again

I’m so happy people are making more funk music now. It’s speaking to my soul

I 🫶🏼 Runtz

KIRBY’s album is nothing short of a masterpiece

If you don’t stand for something, then you’ll fall for anything

Happy Monday! Make sure you show plenty of respect to Indigenous people!

I deserve tacos

I went to the grocery store the other day looking for lavender. They didn’t have lavender, but they did have the most expensive spice on the damn planet, SAFFRON

Nothing brings me more joy than being able to smoke a joint right next to the police and they can’t do shit about it. 15 years ago, that was not an option

I was really sad and all I needed was some sunlight and a joint 😂

Therapy finna be lit come Tuesday

Ohhh yeah, you KNOW what you’re doing 🤤

I was just sad as hell, stepped outside, lit a joint, and now I’m not. With that being said, get some sun, go touch some grass, hell, smoke some, but get out the house

Switched from Spotify to Apple Music after 13 years due to ICE recruitment ads. My boo has been telling me that Apple Music is better anyway and I think I might finally have to agree. My music doesn’t sound like a CD no more 😭🙏🏽 There’s a fucking karaoke mode damn it, I’ve been missing out on

Celebrating my Mama’s birthday without her will always sting

Even after all this time, I still can’t believe my Mama gone 💔 She’s suppose to still be here

Damn, I just watched Mad Money the other day 🥲 RIP

Sometimes I just want to vent to a mfa. I don’t always need/want a lecture. JUST LISTENNN

Working in entertainment is fun until you have to work with Disney 😒

I’m the bartender and these people are so annoying that they make me wanna take a bottle to the head

Sometimes you have to take a step back, look at your life as a whole, then start reevaluating things

I swear I be wanting to backhand the shit out of stupid mfas

Ain’t nothing more inconsiderate than a mfa smoking on the damn train

I need Miss Jilly from Philly to come on and drop this album damn it. How you say it’s coming, but didn’t drop a release date? 😭

Daammmnnnnn 😬 Premo, he got me hooked right now

Scorpio Season is approaching

I’m slowing down on smoking. I haven’t smoked a joint at all today yet. It’s a little progress, BUT progress nonetheless. You gotta start somewhere

I made a new drink and told my sister, “Aye, put your mouth on this real quick” Her: “I wish a man was telling me that right now”

Before I was allergic, the only answer was Louisiana

Sadly, I can’t forget it cause apparently as a baby I looked just like that “NOT THE MAMA” dinosaur 😑

She just knows she’s that girl and she’s right

Had a mfa on my shit saying “Free R Kelly” BLOCKEEEDDDDDDD We don’t support pedophile/rapists over here

Why is there a woman on my Facebook sucking on wine bottles? 😐

Orange bitch is letting another country have a military base on US soil I repeat ORANGE BITCH IS LETTING THE QATARI GOVERNMENT BUILD A QATARI AIRFORCE FACILITY W/ QATARI FIGHTER JETS AND TROOPS ON UNITED STATES SOILLLLLL WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?!

Sora Ai is actually terrifying. We never should’ve made it this far. It’s not even necessary for the advancement of human life. I don’t understand

The dishes that I think aren’t that special, people are always ranting and raving about. I was told it not about the dish, it’s about the love you put into it and that’s what keeps people coming back

Sherman thought that shit was funny 😂

G what?! 🤣🤣🤣

Lenny Williams yearned for a woman for 7 minutes and 8 seconds straight. Men just don’t express their love like they use to 💔

I got the sniffles and I’m not fucking with it

My Mama always told me to treat people the way you want to be treated. I like being treated with kindness, respect, and occasionally showered with gifts. I spoil myself, I spoil my friends

I’m really starting to like YN R&B

Just loan 2 dollars until the next time I see you

Those old soul relationships hit hard