I'm tipsy, here's more of me being messy at Renfest

Bought the sluttiest little kilt at the Renaissance Festival 😜

Two different ladies asked me if I was Twinkerbell at the Renaissance Festival this weekend...more like Twunkerbell

I was a mouse, duh!

Dom Dolla in Austin!

STOP! 🛑 Wallpaper checkkkkkk

Tell me how I ended up dancing on someone's kitchen island last night with this hot man 🤣

Told my friend to take a picture of me and he snapped it mid yap. 🥴

Ootd!

Should I post something slutty tonight

But I got a bit of post workout glow! 🤓

Grocery list Chris never includes small little sweet treats and middle of the week Chris needs a small little sweet treat. WHY AM I TREATED THIS WAY

Does this count for jocktober

Friday night in✨

Death by power cleans 😵‍💫

Surviving Tuesday

Monday won.

Idaho?! You know it! What a beautiful weekend this has been 💜

Hit another PR this year! Placed 14th in my age group, 45th overall. That's got me feeling really friggin good!

I'm interested

Same

Y'all, teaching is so emotionally exhausting sometimes.

I love that I'm on this app in random bursts and then I disappear. I need to find a way to be more active

Being told I'm a good kisser is literally my favorite compliment 🤗

The ghost pokemon gym leader you're not ready to face

I missed the sign ups for the Tokyo marathon lottery and I'm legitimately pissed at myself 😭

"Are they gay or just Australia?" A question I have had to ask myself too many times on this trip 😫

Dinner cruise in Sydney Harbor!

Sydney Marathon ✅ 3/7 World Marathon Majors ✅ New Marathon PR ✅

Today was something else 💃✨

Hi, I'm back again to talk about running! I survived my 20 mile run and accidentally hit a PR for my half marathon (unofficial) at 1:49:06. Screenshots of pacing to follow!

Y'all hype me up for this 20 mile training run I gotta do tomorrow. I don't wanna do it 😭

Tried to convince myself all day that I did not need to buy the Giant Bird of Paradise plant from my local plant store a block away Here is the result of that willpower:

Y'all, this photo of me was captured at a pool party and it's just so 🥹 I truly just feel so happy and uninhibited lately.

People who battle more than an hour of traffic everyday, sometimes twice a day, must have absolutely battled and defeated their inner demons. I have been dealing with it for an hour and want to absolutely scream until the paint peels off the walls

Okay I'm catching up on all stars that I missed on vacation and I just watched the country girl group episode and honestly what the fuck??? And then the winner of the lip sync what the fuck??????

How...HOW did I have three different men all over me last night and I had sex with NONE of them 😭 I even had a top trying to meet up with me and I still didn't make it happen. What is wrong with me

Hey I ran 18 miles if anyone cares 🥹

Life in the bush. I have so many photos to show y'all!

Y'all I'm so horny that I'm possibly setting up getting a train ran on me by these South African men 🥵

Doing some shopping. Anyone want anything?

Showered after travelling! Wearing my slutty little glasses, ready to explore Cape Town!

On the way to Cape Town!

Pool day with Bailey while visiting my parents ☀️

Still celebrating my birthday 5 days later. Yay Gemini!

A few photos from World Pride Day 1 💃✨🥰

Having a "was that light green?" kind of morning

Are any of my BlueSky boyfriends going to World Pride??

😈🤠😜

literally