I think I may want Gold just for the all the lazy gif options #Canucks

My teams: Canucks Chelsea FC Whitecaps

At least we’ve avoided the timeline where they draft McKenna only to bust his development by forcing him to play next season when he’s clearly not ready… #canucks

Am I right that Vancouver is the first bottom ranked team to get bumped out of the top 2 picks under the current lottery format? #canucks

Misspelled pancake

Spent the morning planting a tree. I think it’s in the wrong spot 😐

Obscure celebrity doppelgängers: Slim Whitman, aka “The Smilin' Starduster”, aka Sharks #39 Logan Couture.

I’ll be honest, if the end result is RJ as GM I’ll be pretty unenthused. Maybe I’ve just heard him spin too many horrible seasons from the farm club. Great talker but I question how much substance is really there. #Canucks

Victoria, Esquimalt, Oak Bay #yyj

Mind wanders > thinks about a snack > remembers I’m fasting for bloodwork tomorrow > mind wanders >

Dusting this off then? #savethecaps

Olé! Olé! #habs

Film you've watched more than six times, with a gif.

Did I just hear HNIC rocking Angine de Poitrine in their fade out? Nice!

This series is weird because it’s Minny old vs Minny new. Anyway, go Northstars! Hughes can suck on an egg. #Canucks

Kevyn Adams might just have something to work with here 🤔 #Canucks #LetsGoBuffalo

Candidates mentioned in Drance’s #Canucks GM search story: RJ, Fitzgerald, Adams, Luongo 🤌, Francis 🤌, Ventura 🤌, Bergevin, Clancey, Spezza 🤌, Tambellini 🤌

How it’ll feel starting the 2026-27 #Canucks season if they bring the whole crew back

Kudryavtsev belongs, he good #Canucks

Willander… Drance is going to be (more) insufferable #Canucks

That’s 1 point towards a better 2nd round draft pick from the Sherwood deal #Canucks

If you have a Räty, that’s the place to use one. #Canucks

Great player, but I can’t wait for Toffoli to retire #Canucks

Oof Jake. That was ugly #Canucks

The season is going to end soon and I still haven’t worked out a good pun around “Tolopilo” and tiny unreliable Italian cars. I guess if the team can serve up a performance this ill-conceived and poorly executed so can I… #Canucks

Brockstar!!!! #Canucks

Watching Cootes in WHL playoffs during the intermission. Thanks to Reddit for pointing me towards the free Victory+ feed. #Canucks

Planting my flag firmly on the side of “Mike Gillis is massively overrated”. That said, the league would more a lot more interesting with him back in it. On both fronts, I hope Leafs rumours are true. #Canucks

Sigh… #Canucks

Pretty bad sportsmanship for the Flames to not swap goalies with us at half time #Canucks

I’ll take it over a snoozer where they get shut out but this game is stoopid #Canucks

Is this camera angle wonky? I feel nauseous #Canucks

The more certain folks get pre mad about it, the more I want to see Hronek named captain. #Canucks

Kane won’t be on the team next season so there’s that… #Canucks

#Canucks telethon night. You know what to do. Canucks.com/telethon

Falling to 3rd in the draft I’m at peace with, it’s the thought of who might be picking at 1 or 2 instead that I find really nauseating… #Canucks

Stopped watching and they score again. If I remember how science works, my theory just became a law. #Canucks

Okay, I’ve been trying to make sense of this. Is it a pun? I guess the chorus sounds a bit like “Mamma louder”? Is that something a German dance enthusiast would yell at DJ? I have many questions… #Canucks youtu.be/pFNHN0YGqyk?...

Goal because I gave up and stopped watching? #Canucks

Jack Hughes: “Gimme my puck” 😭 HHOF: “No. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!”

If Foote doesn’t consistently pair EP40 with Pettersson and Pettersson for the rest of this game, what are we even doing here? #Canucks

Really happy for EP40. Still not a fan of the “Let’s go, Petey” chant. #Canucks

Are the new guys the only guys? #Canucks

Fantasizing about Douglas blossoming into a Bert-like force…

Stinking in the 2nd period. Is that more a home ice match-up thing or is it equally an issue for them on the road? #Canucks

Going down a rabbit hole. What’s the deal with these guys and triangles and does it have anything to do with their home town?

Oh Petey… #Canucks

If they were deliberately flubbing shots and scoring on their own net to aid the tank, how would this look different? 🤨 #Canucks

Might be time for the Douglas Fir to start laying the lumber. #Canucks 🌲

Klimovich getting hit at a good time. If he’s ever going to get a look with the big club it’s got to be soon. #Canucks