record store day >:)

happy record store day, if you're able to go support your local record store today please consider doing so. (also you're required to show me your pick-ups)

bro my calves STILL hurt from the cramps this morning

who when are if when what do

not enough resources. how bout you resource these nuts in your mouth

my cats woke me up at 6AM to eat, one vomitted one got shit stuck on her tail, my coffee machine needed cleaned and wouldn’t work. tried to go back to bed, cat wouldn’t let me. living complex started mowing at 7:45, i was forced to get up due to double calf cramps. i want to go back to bed.

coffee, the most important meal of the day

i’ve been struggling with my riftbound deck the past couple weeks but i made some changes last night. went 2-1 at my event tonight and officially broke the curse, we back

pacifist? yeah, passively put this fist against your jaw

for my birthday i would really just like a fucking break

how many licks does it take to make this pussy pop? the world may never know

i crave a giant centipede hanging up on my wall

anyone want a drink? i got the ice

horchata cold brew

project hail mary is as good as everyone says

i’m just like colonel sanders, a finger licking machine

one is feral, one wants fries

there are 2 wolves inside me

call her ai the way she make me generate slop

hey just a reminder: TALK ABOUT WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND YOU TO THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU If you are in a safe enough position to talk and get the word out, let people know. Most average people are not on the internet. They do not see the stuff we see day in, day out. Talk. You might educate someone

some of these birds been sounding like spongebob sound effects lately

can you guys tell i was a club penguin kid?

"im not racist" do me a favor and don't act like it then.

If you see it, do it!! nickname: vak prns: he/him height: 5’10? sexuality: straight smokes: marriage-iguana piercings: 6 tattoos: two sleeves, a leg sleeve, and behind my ear fave color: black fave drink alch: old fashioned/manhattan non-alch: coffee fave food: quesabirria fave animal: red panda

just spent $74 on gas ama

thank god we got those low gas prices right guys?

microplastics are stored in the balls

reading a recipe online feels like watching late night tv as a kid

jhin feels kinda good in riftbound not gonna lie, we may be cooking up something

skippity do dah, skibbidi rizz, my oh my ohio is rizz

it’s april 1st and she hasn’t asked me to be her fool yet. am i cooked?

one man's "i hate this fucking game" is another man's tattoo

it’s officially dead poets season anyone else’s music preference change during certain seasons?

the powerhouse is the mitochondria of the cell

fair enough southernriverotter.github.io/twitter-anal...

if you’re ever feeling down just remember, it could be a lot worse. you could own a cybertruck

it’s hilarious to me when someone see’s someone with bright dyed hair and expects them to not be full of political anger and rage

built different, and by different i mean incorrectly

THE MORTUARY ASSISTANT will be streaming on Shudder beginning this Friday, March 27.

who’s been your favorite band to see live? and who’s been the best band you’ve seen live?

if you’re not dancing with me, you’re dancing against me

i need some more people i can yap about Riftbound with

it’s a get pissed off or get pissed on kind of world

fae gf and vampire bf

B A R K I N G

i finally have pictures of my blue hair :D

i ate my first steak tonight in YEARS and gotta say, it kinda slapped

Michael B. Jordan wins Best Actor in a Leading Role for Sinners #Oscars

it makes me so happy to see Sinners absolutely cooking at the oscars

i just played cards for 12 hours at a tournament today