and on the third day god said “if one chooses to be a scalper, one will forever be known as a little bitch”

This world is a wasteland #jinx #arcane

downloaded grindr and just matched with my dad...

olympic edging finalist

hey just a reminder for my followers i am very much a fuck trump, fuck ICE, free palestine, free sudan, free congo, and love my trans homies kind of person

some people have never played wolfenstein and it fucking shows

no one out pizza’s the hut? have you ever warmed up the pizza lunchable?

daily FUCK ICE post

❄️🏔️ WOOLHAVEN IS OUT NOW 🏔️❄️ Winter has come. A long-forgotten deity stirs beneath the ice. ✨ Bigger than the base game at launch, Woolhaven brings: 📜 New lore & regions 👹 New enemies & bosses 🐑 Followers, NPCs & decorations 🏠 A huge base expansion …and much more.

my backlog longer than life expectancy

they dead ass gave me recommendations

need more people i can bully in card games

what they don't know is i have 2 margaritas and an 11% beer in me. i'm on top of the world

fuck AI, all my homies hate AI

the new life is strange trailer is interesting to say the least

i’m having the start of pump failure on my cpu cooler, i submit a ticket for a replacement since it’s under warranty. they want me to send the cooler back before they send a replacement which can take up to 30 days. i’m not going pc’less for 30 days, so i asked them what other brands they recommend.

it’s too damn cold for there to not be snow

yet another daily FUCK ICE post

alexa play enemy - imagine dragons

daily FUCK ICE post

Repost if you're tired

if anyone was curious what $500 worth of cardboard looks like, look no further

i have a card game tournament today, wish me luck

the existence of whole foods implies the existence of half foods

if you think what we see ICE do is bad, imagine what they don’t let us see Fuck ICE

busy animorphing back into a lizard

the resell market for my silly goofy card game is going down, which means more people get access to the game

people just be sayin stupid shit to piss me off

why do smokers get smoke breaks but gooners don’t get stroke breaks?

i wish credit card machines moaned when using tap so i’d know if i hit the right spot

make sure you leave out cookies tonight for krampus

bread

your yearly reminder that decorating a tree in your home is witchcraft

all i want for christmas is a full economic collapse

fish fear me

my favorite holiday tradition? kissing her mistletoe

sliding into her dm’s? good luck bro, cause i can’t

you know what? same

nice gf 🤝 hater bf

sometimes you just wanna curbstomp a man yk?

i’m getting sick again after not even fully coming off of my previous sickness. this is bullshit

braved the frozen tundra to go on a great bison hunt to feed my family through winter (went to the store to get cat food)

yuh

she willy on my wonka till my charlie in her chocolate factory

spectrum gotta be the shittiest isp in the game

that post tattoo body shock is no joke

divinity looks so god damn good, i genuinely hope that it is not another turn based combat

i miss the xbox 360 era of online gaming

it smell like upscrolled in here