'almost killed me' tuesday

there is a certain kind of person (most often white, upper-middle/upper class, suburban, which is how i grew up) who say things like this bc in general, things do "work out well in the end" for them bc their existence is relatively frictionless plus a safety net. so many never expand that worldview.

how, exactly, would my D3 soccer ability translate to speaking spanish?like i can communicate but it ain’t pretty? ill take it

keeping a close eye on the hyrox folks. we’re entering CrossFit 2010 territory

sandwich with a bullet for me. stuff in bread is ubiquitous to the human condition and a triumph of our spirit

i was too young to really see michael. lebron is the most dominant player i ever got to watch. just like… in a vacuum. in that same vacuum i think wemby is already second.

sga is very good and also sucks so so so hard

the new wild pink song centers almost entirely on historical conspiracy theories, theyre making music just for me, folks

'darkness of the edge of town' wednesday

if what you produce cannot be explained in a sentence i assume you're scamming in some form

solemn promise i will never grow tired of wemby

I wish there were some way to explain to high schoolers that the main thing shouldn’t be to be cool but that when your name comes up years later a classmate goes “they were nice, hope they’re doing well” and they mean it

i read this every year. just how everyone should work a service job, everyone should work at the ymca. i worked 3 summers at a Y camp and i cannot express how well they teach you how drowning *actually* looks, how to spot it and save lives. the y is an amazing institution and i still use my local.

the year is 2042. boomers are still alive and the dominant financial force. their primary form of communication is sharing quotes they call jokes from commercials they saw on basic cable.

afroman played my, i promise, even tinier school and he ripped so hard. rolled up in a pt cruiser, had an ipod, a double necked guitar, and a sick jumpsuit. smoked a bowl onstage and killed it beyond belief. drove off in the cruiser from chestertown, maryland.

over the past, say, 5 years, i've moved to subscribe to no Big Publications instead migrating my support to places like Channel 6 and others that have every intention of serving their audience and zero intention of ~scaling~~~. i'm not certain indy media is the answer but it's the best i've got rn

new kevin morby album: good

officially that time of year open.spotify.com/track/6ulHEJ...

haven’t been following this race and my brain immediately went to jackass legend, and philly guy raab himself

grogu without skin (via tested)

philadelphia has hitchboted bryson dechambeau

love this move for boston. yes you're losing veteran production with little joe but frankie is pure upside. even if he never reaches little joe's peak, long-term this is surplus value. conversely, i think this is a panic, win-now move from pitt. you have to think their zookeeper is on the hot seat.

saw a dog that looked like craig t nelson this morning. recommend

i'm hearing reports of a woke lane kiffin. the Woke 2: No It's For Real This Time monitoring committee has been made aware

i cant be the only one connecting the dots in regards to stuart little and the hantavirus. his little convertible is a super-spreading machine

btw your cup of coffee out is 6% more expensive than last year. and up 0.8% in a month. pos.toasttab.com/blog/data/me...

me and my friends would've killed ai with hammers, i can tell you that much -the city of philadelphia

saw someone comment on a sufjan stevens video “what goes on in illinois bruh”

btw 75 percent of americans have a chronic condition (50 percent have multiple) and one in four lost close family or friend to covid (www.cdc.gov/pcd/issues/2... / pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...)

you folks hearda bruce springsteen

when i share that i use apple maps for directions

through the magic of ai we have made autocorrect on your iphone both 100 percent more aggressive and terrible.

noted antivaxxer jaylen brown remains against free shots

id obviously lose my mind if the sixers won a championship but beating the celtics, round 1, embiid hobbled and dominating, after down 3-1, is about as good as it gets beyond that

i am going to listen to the bill simmons podcast for the first time in five years soooooo goddamn hard

the sixers winning that series just isn’t possible. the world doesn’t work like that. im so happy and in disbelief.

truly amazing they kept bothering to make songs after ‘rosalita’

i don't know anything about the xx but i know in my bones they went to a fancy british school

die, mostly

not to be a roman empire guy but scipio and hannibal — mortal enemies, rival generals, locked in an existential war that would see cartage forever destroyed — once had a stephen a-vs-skip-esque debate where they Remembered Some Guys arguing over the Greatest General of All Time. it lives within us.

An absolute masterpiece of the form. What actually is that form? I can't really explain. But a masterpiece of... something.

brittany about to hit the "date noiiiahhht" so mf'in hard

there was period in the media ecosystem where "personal essays" were all the rage, which basically meant every single writer was mining their personal lives for content — in the process damaging their relationships with family, friends, partners — for about $47k per year. and it was beautiful.

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unclench my jaw? the very thing i have clenched? suspicious

hey remember those truly mediocre shorts you bought off an instagram ad a couple years back — hope you’re ready to have it haunt your inbox for all eternity, pal

the coffeeshop is playing 100 gecs as background work music and frankly that is far too many gecs

i saw someone say “if my neighbor has a good life, i have a good life” and honestly that’s such a simple distillation and well meaning politicians should STEAL it. happy neighbors is a happy life. it’s a COMMUNITY.

teens can’t be cool anymore