had an apartment i rented from a dude. something was up with our power, i flipped a breaker. it shot sparks, took a video (did it again, lol) and showed dude the video. he said 'hmm let me call my dad.' dad came over and fiddled the breaker, anyways i sometimes worry about the people renting it now

good day for an 'almost killed me' monday

i'm at the big ten headquarters, i'm at the fogo de chao, i'm at the combination big ten headquarters fogo de chao

geese playing two unsellable songs on snl. perfectly. love it. so much.

truly they’re so good cuz they somehow sounded better on the famously awful snl stage

for a lot of my life you really had to wonder “is this person good? or bad? evil? how do i find out” — well, these days, it’s painful how easy it is to discern

huge snow storm as cameron WINTER plays snl???? -- my team is looking into this

we hebben een serieus megafloppi

how quickly we forget the cleveland browns requested an interview with condoleezza rice

there's a local bartender who greeted me, first meeting, as 'big dog' in the most genuine way and i think about it once a week. no higher compliment to me

sure, he might've gotten the name of the country he wants to invade wrong but i called my kindergarten teacher "mom" once by accident, so, you know, who's the real embarrassment, here?

FINE, i will be the eagles offensive coordinator with my patented four prong approach: -give ball aj brown -give ball devonta -give ball saquon -do what jeff stoutland say

the kind of speed that can only accompany the unknowing arrogance of youth and low blood pressure

malachi toney has that Peak Tyreek Hill Gear, where everyone else is moving in slow motion

hey uh never heard of the movie ‘anniversary’ til watching it tonight but um, why have I not hear anything?? kinda met the moment

i love watching caleb williams so much

i played in the LLWS & espn showed me rubbing pepper on my hands pregame which became A Thing. i, however, could not explain what it meant to espn bc our chain smoking coach gave 12-year-olds a speech before a big game saying “it’s time to see if we’re pepper or fly shit” & that’s how it started.

ive long argued my own is pretty bad. wilmington, delaware gets a godawful mix, lying right between philly/delco/baltimore

I agree and I’m not a bills fan but the fifth turnover really seemed like a catch to win the game to me?? Am I crazy?

the bills getting screwed by two questionable calls is so predictable

uhhhhh that seemed like a cooks catch?

disassociating by thinking about the roster of the 2001 miami hurricanes

sorry, he seems really nice and cool, but ive studied the tape and i would have timothee chalamet in an absolute blender in the low post. yeah, chuck another turnaround fadeaway lisan al-gaib, here's a forearm to the chest for your troubles. too small muad'dib, too small

sure [[gestures frantically]] **all that** may be happening, but now we can also gamble on literally anything! surely that wont go poorly

i'm getting reports of an unfortunate developing situation regarding the chicken man in philly...and, oh god no, i am also learning concerning information about his home

omg i hate how good this is

the eagles offense has been absolute trash, the kicker may cost them the game, and also somehow the 49ers have had zero penalties called against them

the coward’s qb draw on third down is new levels of coward for patullo

the point of the football thing was interesting

FOOTBALL FOOOTBALL FOOTBALL

mannnn what a game

al michaels called this like a three yard run lol

caleb williams has quickly become my favorite qb to watch. dude rules.

love al but buddy,,,, it’s time. every moment is like reading a grocery list.

mannnnnn i feel for bears fans. this couldn’t be any worse. it’s the hope that kills ya

RULE OF COOL, absolute catch

i mean… come on… that being a DQ for miami just means you cannot play football. that’s wild. (yes, i hate being such an old man)

doomscrolling is OUT in 2026, instead we're calling it Playing On The Computer

i read basically all day, online. (or im writing or listening to podcasts.) but i made a concerted effort in ‘25 to read more physical, paper books and it’s so annoying 1 how much better it makes you feel and 2 how fast it sticks. granted i didn’t read a TON but it was a lot for me! it was great!

sam darnold is dying to turn the ball over

seattle is a violent violent team

(not admitting the big dollop of hope I feel today as a new yorker because I don’t want to jinx it)

was gonna tune into the indiana bama game if it were good and oh man lol just checked to score. back to doing anything else.

that one episode of heated rivalry is as good as everyone said and did make me cry like it did for everyone else

the chicago bears are maybe the most fun team in the nfl -- weird year, man, weird year

im not a photographer and not into the hobby one bit and i was like oh neat and then read the comments and discovered that photography reply guys are carbon copies of meat smoking or golf reply guys. barrage of unwanted advice/didn’t read the post/everyone is wrong/well actually,,,

kieran culkin said my dog was a good boy