somehow the nfl has found a new way to make everyone fill their diapers about this play and you really gotta hand it to goodell, they keep finding new ways.

henry winkler. maybe the nicest man ive met, period.

if the whole world was run like my local bagel spot on a saturday morning

listen, bean dad had some bangers

'almost killed me' thursday

the eagles going 2-0 while not playing particularly well or passing particularly well is going to create an unsafe level of birds discourse

the point of this is that nooooobody would care if they didnt dog walk the chiefs last year. but they’re really too and people care because the team I root for is really good. you wouldn’t be mad about the browns doing well.

it’s so fun to root for the team people nitpick to whine about

this is the finest monologue in idk, 100 years? www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8SBKRXt/

already a blue hens fan, adopting vandy

something Polite Society has somehow yet to reckon with — despite all the evidence to the contrary — is that the previously niche, radical, 'ironic' portions of the internet *are* the mainstream now. these spaces wield immense political and social power, even if they're invisible to you.

listening to music

dudes rock, the trend mashable.com/article/dude...

years back, i lost my mind and (thoroughly) ranked every episode of 'the office.' michael being secretly competent *only* because he actually gives a shit was one of my fav overarching themes. it's a secretly subversive message about most office work and 'good' workers. mashable.com/article/best...

so many Rich Tech Guys are inventing problems that don't exist — the antichrist! (literally) the singularity! we gotta go to mars! — because they don't have real problems. brother, we need money to pay rent and get some health care. let's check in on the icebergs?

new ipone

not as bad as brady’s “prayshore”

me thinking about how wings used to be 50 cents a pop

hello, i am your funky local sandwich shop and you will LOVE our signature sauce, named something like Homemade Funkalicious Crazy Sauce, and you guessed it, it's basically thousand island

we need compulsory bowling leagues in this country or something, idk, but there is power in talking with another human being and them telling you 'hey buddy, that's really dumb, maybe we should chill out'

Ball Don’t Lie

omg the ref show again

already turning into a bad year for eagles injuries after tremendous luck last season

soooooooo many penalties my god

seeing this before it aired on peacock was such a good teaser

this feels more violent than flexing lol

flexing is a flag but an out of bounds push isn’t lol

taunting is a 15 yard penalty. come ON that is so soft

kelee ringo must be mega-ass if adoree jackson won the job over him

omg this so correct i cant explain why

yes but at least it’s not romo squealing

as much of a birds guy as i am, it is just preposterously stupid to spit on a guy at all, let alone before a single play

ref show week 1 baby

a more disastrous start than actually imaginable for the birds lol

level of birds is intensifying

bro, it's so important as a man that you call up your boys to see if they're currently going through any mitochondrial struggles

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The lion does not consider the opinion of the guy at the 7-11 who's telling him, no, no, no, sir you cannot fill up your own container with Slurpee and that, no, this isn't a 'buffet situation' and that the lion should please put the lunch pail away

i wonder what happened to that vice writer who was like actually b*ri w*iss is actually really cool because she's nice to me personally and we had lunch and are friends now and her opinions or actions or beliefs don't really matter...anyway i wonder what happened to that person

as we prepare for the season opener tonight (go birds), i wrote about really enjoying NFL Bluesky and how we kinda sorta mostly have @minakimes.bsky.social to thank mashable.com/article/nfl-...

whatever the version of the smu death penalty is in the nba, the clippers and kawhi might be headed for it -- this is one of like two things owners won't stand for

thinking bout her

karen huger is out of prison and something powerful is bound to happen to soon, watch this space

my guys are phillies of different lengths but all Of A Time

one-hand typing to ask chatgpt if i could survive a crash as i accelerate my scion tc to 100 mph, so long as my faith and aim is true

you can spot the talking heads who've tied their self-worth to twitter followers so easily. they complain about bluesky being a bubble or is too small or whatever and buddy, it's social media, not life. this all means nothing. i'm here to see jokes about bill belichick and bowel movements

this giuliani thing is absolutely an irl coen brothers movie waiting to get out

bonald tump

tbh texas was one failed sneak and an endzone drop away from this being a game

arch manning has been bad but im still not over a manning being fast