this is true and i miss it BUT, as a new york elitist piece of shit, sunny day long walk in manhattan while listening to music is god tier

not to be that guy but Sandersnistas maybe???

ok fine, here's a list of the best things i watched in 2025! -the real housewives of salt lake city x below deck crossover part 1 -the real housewives of salt lake city x below deck crossover part 2 -the real housewives of salt lake city x below deck crossover part 3

i understand the grinch stole christmas but it wouldn't have gone down like that if i were in whoville

just saw someone online -- today -- blaming electoral losses on chapo traphouse and honestly we never really did leave 2016 did we

the most practical financial advice no one is brave enough to give is to lose your debit card once per year so all your subcriptions and whatnot get declined and you can reevaluate what you actually use

eagles are trash man

ok but what about the real measure of violent crime — how does uncle at dinner table *feel* like it is

texas tech has the most arena league, jerseys in a movie ass uniforms in the nation

*me in my delaware dynasty year 3, forced to wax my conference schedule after my initial run of playing ranked opponents*

penn state should hire coach o

obligatory wrapped post — next year i crack the hold steady top 100

(arch manning may actually be that good)

this is like when you know your friend is eventually going to have to break up with a partner they swear they like but you have to let them give it six months

i would write a blank check to conner omalley and ask zero questions

my secret hope is howie acquires him and jeff stoutland converts him into lane johnson's heir. i can see it.

Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero

yes, im aware things like this happen to people every day but what you dont understand is it happened to ME and it's different

pretty sure the chair company is the best show on tv and it also makes me so uncomfortable it’s hard to watch

truly unreal the eagles found a way to lose that game

cowboys will win by a safety don’t worry

goooooood lord come on lol

eagles blowing this game is perfect

been eating healthier lately and today i was hungry and i ate an apple i got from the farmer's market and it tasted really fucking good all sweet and crisp and refreshing and it was so goddamn annoying

have a little free time coming up and i think ill use it to write The Great American novel. it's about a guy and he's sad sometimes.

getting "baby dont worry it's not a worm" tattooed in tiny script across my knuckles

ol*via n*zzi is a real one because she loved the worm

let big dom call the offense at this point

picturing mike lombardi typing this up on a typewriter, telling bill it’s a genius master stroke

love that this dude, an elite dual nepo baby, somehow has a beat reporting on "power and privilege" which effectively seems to amount to drinking cocktails with the Big Club we're all not in. to be fair, a good beat for a dual nepo.

not be a new york city elitist but...to be a new york city elitist... the fact that i have, idk, maybe ten of these places within a half mile walk is maybe the best argument for the cost of living being worth it

when super rich dudes in the Big Club talk about how they work 19 hour days, this is what they mean, sending 'much to consider' emails to their idiot pals in the Club

HOW did i fail the california bar exam, i did EVERYTHING right!! such as consulting my cadre of psychics and asking the chatbot that lies for the answers

this is the worst night of my life

i get this but i also think football writers are soooo prone to the “football genius” narrative because it’s fun! and it flatters the writers to be Smarter Than their audience. but a head coach is mostly a manager. so many boy geniuses have flamed out with some sick plays in their back pocket.

i love the eagles but honestly if i were aj brown id want out, too. he’s a top 5 wide receiver totally underused. he was a key part in getting a ring and if he wants to be in the HOF this offense is letting him down. and** the team would be 100 percent better getting him touches.

soft tush push cowards lose

this game will somehow go to overtime

jaelan phillips immediately making everyone curse howie roseman

where’s the complaining about that dirty play by parsons? since we’re all now sticklers on slow-no false stats

sirianni and patullo talking play calls on third and long

this is football circa leather helmet era

dude REALLY hates numbers and QBs who paint their fingernails

anyone can use it! and some do!

wrote about joyce carol oates, a True Poster mashable.com/article/elon...

the ascent of Good boygenius necessitated an equal and opposite descent of Bad boy genius

carolla-ism is here, finally!!!!!

freaks & geeks

*urkel voice* did ross douthat???

andrew cuomo has hit the transfer portal