is he worth filing your calluses?

am i the only one that likes dark mode gay hockey show

Straight trainer man stop saying the other guys can't bend their hips like me I

Be wary of the coworker who often says "You know?"

Budtenders - is your job as cute as it looks?

The worst part about being threatened with sextortion is the tacky portmanteau

So probably posting comics and Italian homework and games for the near future 😅

Stuffing peppers (not innuendo)

Peed my pants after the CUTEST date in Rome

Fuck it I'm going to zumba

An old boss just asked me for head 😵‍💫

wait i never posted a #fcf

Do I need to spend October in Trieste

AI is against my religion

I hate vapes tho 🥴

Hot nurse vaping on train

Old crush wants to visit, is it rude to ask if he ever bought dandruff shampoo

Blink and you miss pride (while empire self-destructs)

Ancora una volta

Isn't Final Fantasy supposed to be confusing? Why is FF16 so easy?

The revolution will take allergy meds

This has gotta stop asking for my password

Please don't pet the mushrooms

Nobody can hear you sing at the gym

Why am I not a stay at home mom

I wish the internet still made weird ass sounds when we log in

Is it too late to sue my parents for foreskin theft

🚨 There's blue polenta sourdough at the farmers market

Se la prova costume non è superata, toglilo!

Polish skin in winter Calabrese in the summer

So excited for Lorde's new gender drop

Everyone please lightly oil your #fcf please

Forgot to prep my set for therapy, gonna have to do crowdwork

Never skip a writing day

Friendly nerdy tops >>>

Race for the cure (for yaoi dependence)

Over a month without a rim :/

We're talking about work now, I said I fear you actually maybe you're cooler than stakeholders

Scared, but addressing it as Little Helper. I know they hunt for pests and are probably scared of me a little

A mid rank centipede is guarding the wall above my bed

If Marvel can give us Fagatha and ACAB Daredevil, X-Men can be from the river to the sea

Heard about blue origin :/

Co*chella tentscapes have got to stop

Love wearing a mask to the gym, never know if he's imagining my lips or if he thinks I'm crazy

A barista (under duress) had to ask if I wanted a "real" macchiato WHY IS THIS STILL HAPPENING

If you ever had rich roommates the dirty overnight blender is so accurate

The full white lotus theme was supposed to include my cheeks chanting

Why do people I wanna see live a 2 hour drive from the nearest train

Justice for Cutie the Elephant