Eh? What's wrong, Sakuma-san? Why the scary face...?

Look there, Kaoru-kun. The cute little rabbit has come out from the pen. How small, and how adorable~ ♪

Don't be afraid, Kaoru-kun. Return to the room with us. I promise that I won't do anything to harm you... kukuku. ♪

Fufu, you are being severely reprimanded, are you not, Kaoru-kun? But well, self-reflection is necessary. You as well, it would be good for you to try to search your heart for matters other than love once in a while...♪

Kaoru: Rei-kun, did you take my phone by mistake? I left it in the dressing room and now I can't to find it. Rei: I seem to have put it in my bag while I was packing. I apologize for not realizing.

Rei-kun is late... I wonder if it's too cold for him to get up? I should give him a call.

Hel~lo? Even if you’re a guy, I still don’t like being ignored, Sakuma-san. So, what’s up? Are you not feeling well?

Perhaps it would be better to leave you be for a while. If I watch over you too much, it'll seem like I'm spoiling you, Kaoru-kun...

It’s because I have a partner, you see. Even if I fall into the funny man routine, you’ll play the serious one, won’t you Kaoru-kun.

Whoa, whoa, Sakuma-san. It's only normal to make a run for it after being told something like “let me suck your blood” out of nowhere — no matter how close we are!

Come, Kaoru-kun. It is best you work once in awhile.

“Partner”... Ooh, so you've finally acknowledged us as equals?

Sakuma-san is a person who is hard to disobey.

There it is, Rei-kun’s latest trademark gag! “The Demon King has appeared!”...☆

...Kaoru-kun, set your belongings aside and come here. We need to talk.

As soon as the recording for the show finished, Rei-kun said goodbye to the staff and disappeared. Where did he go? …Ah, here's a text from him. “I did a great job getting up early this morning, so it's time for a nap n-yow.”

Oh? Hakaze-kun! How you doin'? Here's a souvenir for ya. Macademia nut chocolates. ♪

Fufu, I’m very pleased that you’re taking things more seriously of late, Kaoru-kun.

I often have no choice but to spend the night alone, I am rather thankful that you're awake. I'd usually go to Kaoru-kun for company on this occasion, but he told me that my presence would provoke Yuta-kun in a strange way, so he shut me out even if I sought to play with him.

Maybe we of UNDEAD should have gone on a graduation trip as well. Well, Kaoru-kun is basically traveling with me year-round anyway.

Rei-kun... ahaha. Of course all you ordered was prosciutto and melons.

Gyaaaah!? Save me, Kaoru-kun...

(Wowww... same as always. Sakuma-san is so perfect it's irritating.)

Sakuma-san is fine. He probably ate something that he wasn’t supposed to and passed out? Or he might have passed out from starving.

I won't deny that you're unnecessarily beautiful, Sakuma-san.

Hey~ still alive, Sakuma-san~?

I'm not too keen on the idea of drinking the blood of someone I don't know. Hence why I decided to ask you, Kaoru-kun. Won't you have mercy on me and try to help... ?

Hm. It would be nice if a job came in where we could motivate Kaoru-kun and take advantage of his skills…

Hel~lo? Even if you’re a guy, I still don’t like being ignored, Sakuma-san. So, what’s up? Are you not feeling well?

(I’ve been uncharacteristically devoted to work… and even take part in jobs when asked by Sakuma-san.)

Kaoru-kun is going around the audience’s seats as if he were swimming, passing out discount tickets and pamphlets

Oh? I didn't consider this possibility. I told you not to overdo it with your frivolous ways Kaoru-kun, but... I didn't exactly tell you to approach men instead.

Well our agency takes Rei-kun’s strange physical constitution into consideration, so all of our jobs end up being at night. If it were up to me, I’d want to have a normal “early to bed, early to rise” life, but…

This time of year, I'm always busy filming for special TV programs. I have an early shoot tomorrow, so I'm going to have to ask Kaoru-kun to give me a wake-up call...

Rei: No matter what disgraceful things I may do, I know that no one will grow to hate me... ♪ Kaoru: Ahaha. I usually hate that kind of arrogance~, but the fact that it's true pisses me off even more ♪

Even when you're telling everyone they're one of your 'beloved children'. You're totally the type to choose an encyclopedia for a Christmas present, Sakuma-san.

Ahaha. Your face is kinda sexy when you're angry, Hakaze-kun. Sorry, sorry, did I say somethin' bad again?

Ritsu: Hey Kaoru-san, let's go out for dinner together. Kaoru: Maybe I should invite Rei-kun too?

Hey~ still alive, Sakuma-san~?

You’re really getting a kick out of this! I’ll remember this. One day I'll get you back, Sakuma-san! I'll have your coffin tied up and thrown into prison!

But, y’know, the two of us have just been entertaining the higher ups lately, and they’re almost always fond of you, Rei-kun — you get called on pretty much constantly. You really are good at communicating, or, like, slipping into people’s hearts.

These days, Rei-kun fools around even when I'm about to say something serious. It makes it hard to get the conversation going, and it's troublesome… Well, I guess he's like that because we know each other so well. That's never a bad thing.

I've had a ton of jobs with Rei-kun lately so it's not often that I'm up this early. It's not so bad every once in a while.

Sorry to keep you waiting, Sakuma-san ♪

You’re the other half of UNDEAD’s two main attractions, Kaoru-kun. So I’ll have you accompany me plenty… even to the gates of hell itself.

Kukuku, Kaoru-kun sure is naughty.

Kaoru-kun acts like a 'summer breeze', but during our lives, he shows his passion and his sensuality.

Enough joking around, Sakuma-san. Maybe you've just been blinded by my dazzling good looks this whole time? Since you can't handle being under the sun and all.

Hiiiiiihhh?! Ah — sorry! Was that loud enough to scare you? A lot of stuff just happened, so. I'll be real with you and just say that I don't wanna see Sakuma-san right now!

It looks like Kaoru-kun is thinking of something, so going along with that could be amusing.