Rei-kun's got it hard. He has the agency's complete trust, so they leave tons of work to him. But it'll be okay. I plan on sharing all the trouble between us, as one of the two main attractions.

Gyaaaah!? Save me, Kaoru-kun...

You literally didn’t walk even half of the way here, Sakuma-san. I got a call out of nowhere… where he was like, begging me to come carry him the rest of the way.

Ah, Kaoru-kun. So you were able to free yourself from the restraints. When no one was looking, even... — there's no letting one's guard down around you. You're a man who refuses to be tied down. ♪

I am weak, please help me... Kaoru-kun.

You want to provide happy laughter for everyone, right? That’s what we’re always doing… isn’t that right, Sakuma-san?

Good evening, dearest members of the Hakaze household. Allow me to thank you for looking after our Kaoru-kun... ♪

Wait. He's not here~? Don't tell me you're still sleeping? Sakuma-san, you know that school's already over, right?

Sorry, sorry. Stop pouting so much, okay Rei-kun~? I can’t just be tugging on your coattails forever, so.

Rei-kun’s probably just half-asleep; I forced him to wake up even though he’s normally still asleep at this hour.

I'm gonna be on the lookout in the future, guess that means things are about to get even harder for you. From now on, you'd better have that clever brain of yours working at full capacity in order to think of a way to catch me, Sakuma-san.

Rei-kun, bring it on ♪

Rei-kun... ahaha. Of course all you ordered was prosciutto and melons.

Sakuma-san's been decorating stuff with a cake that looks real slimy... maybe it's for some kind of ritual?

Rei: Oh? Do you all hate me more than I thought...? Kaoru: We're lecturing you /because/ we love you. If we hated you, we'd just ignore you.

I want to spoil you a ton, Ritsu-kun, but I also don't want to make Rei-kun jealous.

The main point of our training this time is to “make the fans fall for us involuntarily”. To put it bluntly, it’s male sex appeal. Kaoru-kun should excel in this area, right?

Whoa, whoa, Sakuma-san. It's only normal to make a run for it after being told something like “let me suck your blood” out of nowhere — no matter how close we are!

Fufufu, you told me not to rely on others and yet you’re offering to help. Ah well, even Kaoru-kun has gathered at my order.

Hmm, so you had your own mess of a day, too… Am I correct, Kaoru-kun?

I'm gonna be on the lookout in the future, guess that means things are about to get even harder for you. From now on, you'd better have that clever brain of yours working at full capacity in order to think of a way to catch me, Sakuma-san.

No matter when, no matter where; I want you to remain full of that human-like brilliance, Kaoru-kun. To always be showering your surroundings in a love that a beast could never hold.

Ahh, I feel so very exhilarated, Kaoru-kun. Hereafter lies a new world that even I still can't understand. It has been a while since my blood has been boiling... ♪

That's just an image we created~... I thought Sakuma-san's whole vampire thing was just part of our setting too.

I had to shelter Sakuma-san on the way to school because he kept collapsing. There was a lot of people, so it was kind of embarrassing~

Kuro: Haha. You're used to interpreting Sakuma's speech, but it's hard for you to understand Itsuki, huh, Hakaze?

I am quite pleased, Kaoru-kun. Kind Ritsu here has given me a rose…♪

Gross. Having a guy smile at me doesn't make me happy in the least! See you, Sakuma-san.

My coffin was made with the phrases 'comfort' and 'peaceful sleep' in mind. Should we have one personally constructed for you as well, Kaoru-kun?

I'm the one taking care of people here! Like having to carry your coffin around, Sakuma-san.

Uwah! /You/ asked for me, Sakuma-san?

As expected, I am concerned over not seeing Kaoru-kun at all, so…

I'm no good at all at being a senior. It's Sakuma-san who does it better...

Kaoru: Are all those fan letters in that box addressed to you, Rei-kun? You're a sinful man, captivating the hearts of all those girls. Rei: The ones addressed to you seem to be much more passionate, Kaoru-kun. I wonder, just who is the sinful man here...

So you actually were depressed about losing, huh, Kaoru-kun. You also have a cute side ♪

Rei-kun is surprisingly careless about punctuality, so I’ve gotta keep my eye on him.

Someone who acts with good intentions 100% of the time is only a lump of goodwill, not even a human being, you know? You've become a human, Rei-kun, so that's alright.

No matter how strong you are, standing out makes you a target if you’re on your own. You know all about what happened to Rei-kun, one of the Five Eccentrics, don’t you?

You're really acting weird right now, Sakuma-san...?

I'll have an answer to the problem you posed real soon, Sakuma-san. I swear I will before we graduate. Until then I'll give you a shock that'll stop your heart, so you better watch yourself~. ♪

“Partner”... Ooh, so you've finally acknowledged us as equals?

The truth is, even if I don't go to practice, I'm plenty good enough~ Sakuma-san is annoying about it, so I do it once in a while! I can be nice sometimes ♪

I'm no good at all at being a senior. It's Sakuma-san who does it better...

Perhaps I shall take this Valentine's Day as an opportunity to express my sincere gratitude to Kaoru-kun and the others. I'm looking forward to their reactions.

At last, you’ve finally come to know the charm of elders, Kaoru-kun. You’ve grown. I’m happy for you…♪

So you actually were depressed about losing, huh, Kaoru-kun. You also have a cute side ♪

Opposite way. Opposite way! You're going inside the cave, Sakuma-san. I'll guide you, so hold your hand out in front of you.

Honestly, I still depend on Rei-kun a lot. I've got to be a little more of a working adult in order to pay him back for being so ungrateful up until now... ☆

Seriously, why are you stuck in that locker anyway, Sakuma-san? Try not to take up too much of my time... ah, there we go.

Hey~ still alive, Sakuma-san~?