The depression can't get me if I'm baking cookies thems the rules 🙂‍↕️

I can finally bake again!! Best black Friday purchase ever! What do you mean I can have cookies in 6 mins 🤤🤤

Next stop: hell at 12:40

@hayden.moe has referred to me as a kept gremlin and there's truly no more accurate descriptor

nvm she made me dinner dinner

Whomever thought having to make LinkedIn post was the right way to go about the job search market.... I hope you step on a lego

Just finished being subjected to the gf experience of being made to watch the Starwars films... 8/10 experience, surprisingly enjoyable. Probably will not watch them again for a couple of years

Do you think he like... Likes me ?? (We're moving in together in two months)

anguish and despair nation

My loving bf while playing a fighting game against me: *Calls me a sh*t head* Me: "what did you just say?" Him: "it's gamer rage I promise I didn't mean it" (all while laughing) .... Anyway I love this man lol

I know we all inhabit history but I would prefer to be living in an era that gets a few lines in the book and not multiple chapters

I am once again putting this on your timeline and strongly encourage you to do the same

some of my best friends on this lil crazy site are trans, youre all welcome on my profile <3

Bullying is most definitely the most effective way get me to do something apparently

Sorry if my outfit and make up are a little extra, if everything else is falling apart might as well look put together 🫠

TMW your political philosophy professor definitely lives up to the stoner allegations and shows up to class most definitely on something.

Can we just start invoicing our Unis for those lessons where nothing was achieved? Cause the price tag in this tuition isn't being reflected in the knowledge I'm supposed to be learning.

Democracy dies in primer… #bezos

Matt Lowne being absolutely BASED as usual

Being the youngest is so funny cause why did I (25) just got dressed and went to the store to get my sis (30s) a tub of icecream in exchange for some chips and a coke 😅

I'm calling you a jinx, the moment you show up a creeper blows me up that wasn't there before òwó

Listen I'm just a girl ✨

Listen if the state wants to know my kinks by spying on my online activity I feel like that says a lot more about them than me ngl 🤣

I'm just like every other girl, I just want a pretty pink tree house in Minecraft to keep my pets 🩷✨

currently

Imma start using this account as my "screaming into the void" account lol everything I wanna say that I won't share on my other socials is going in here ✌️😋