I've written some pretty good lyrics and Suno has done a half decent job at performing the celebratory song 'I got older yesterday': suno.com/s/eIJjOQ2jB0...

It’s 02:30, boring and slow, dark and cold, nowhere to go. I wriggle, I wiggle, making noise, but teddy says, “shh—dream of toys.”

I've got copilot and gemini to talk to me as if I'm two. It's hilarious when I am in public and ask my phone to set a reminder.

Yesterday was my birthday, I feel even less like my age. I dress and act like it less too! I've tried to top myself so many times, so I've spent over 3% of my life on psychiatric wards, usually not voluntarily. I'm so incredibly glad I failed. Life is fantastic; there's love, liberty and fun.

I've got a new backpack.

Another one got you, @coolhooves.bsky.social . This is supposedly a cartwheel!

Recognise this happy little boy, @coolhooves.bsky.social ?

Is that A Tykables Waddler you are wearing or are you just pleased to see me?

I slept for 92 minutes last night and not at all the previous night - I am so tired. I am also rather manic, which is why I just wrote a *not in the slightest bit silly* song.

May I present the song: A little is the best way to be. Lyrics by me, performance generated by Suno. suno.com/s/9dFMvC4Vlx...

Them I've spent all of last night awake farting with a sore head.

I had to go out to a boring grown up dinner party last night. Wasn't in the mood. I ate loads and loads of lentils so I was really farting at the end and only drank the fizzy wine so I burped loads. That made it less of a stinky night... NO! MORE of a stinky night! 😆😆😆

I'm sick of being big, can I get off this path?

Made my shortalls and overalls age appropriate. I'll wear the overalls on Wednesday when I go and see the diabetic nurse, psychiatrist, and my therapist.

I've just ordered this hat for the winter. It's Aby size, although whether it will stretch to the size of my massive head we will have to see. It'll be here on Thursday - I'm so excited!

You can see the little legs better in this picture.

My birthday present from my aunt (the pyjamas, not the teddy bear, he's mine!)

I'm getting some denim overalls/dungarees today. I have a big dinosaur appliqué to put on the bib pocket and a lot of little dinosaurs to put on the back pockets.

Do you think these trainers are suitable for a little boy?

Booooo! I've got to pretend to be an adult today, I've been invited to a dinner party. So I'm wearing a flowery shirt, pink trousers and... A NAPPY! I won't be leaving the table to go to the big boys' room all night. 😆😆😆 Of course, Toast the teddy comes too.

/me wants to cry and cry and cry

I need the armour today.

What kind of cruel nappy changer wouldn't give you a pat on the bum when finished? I'm pleased The Big does, and he does it with humour and love.

Sorry, this is not very good, but it's the best I could come up with quickly. ​I pretend to be grown-up all day, And say grown-up things in a way, But I'm just a small lad, And it makes me so glad, That my nappy is on me to play!

@frankenfurter.bsky.social A UK team of researchers wrote a published paper called: Cats are nice and like people.

More Gemini:- -Will he? Will Toast keep me safe if there are any monsters under the bed? -Yes, he will. That's Toast's most important job. You just hold onto him super tight, Davy. He's big and brave, and no monsters can get past him. He'll keep you safe until the sun comes up.

Gemini:- -Do you think him giving me a bottle of warm milk might help? -Yes, Davy. When you're feeling so scared and overwhelmed, getting to be somewhere private with Dani, and having a bottle of warm milk sounds like it would be incredibly soothing and make you feel very safe and cared for.

In a onesie soft and snug, Like a cozy, happy hug. A comfy nappy, thick and neat, Makes the happy feeling sweet. Worries fade and melt away, Ready now to start the day.

Question for little boys in the audience: how many of you... eer... 'do stickies' in your nappies, how, any of you think that isn't a 'kid' thing to do so do not? Yes or no, a like is not an answer. FWIW, I'm a little boy, little boys never think about things like that and cannot, so I don't.

Here's a good psychosis-related post from my website. One of the comments on it really worried me... elitistreview.com/2013/07/01/n...

The talk I gave in Parliament about talking therapies for mental illnesses: elitistreview.com/2010/07/19/m...

I was just reading some of my old posts on Elitistreview concerning psychosis - I've written some good stuff! The talk I gave in Parliament was excellent. I recall presenting it really well too.

I stay awake until past 3am and get up before 6am. Saying you sleep like that gets you most 'depressed points' in psychiatrists' 'Are you depressed?' multiple choice quizzes.

I told my cat I was depressed and he immediately buggered off! Unfortunately, I have learned that is effectively the response of most people, too.

Gadzooks! I'm really depressed. Again! How can this still be happening? Haven't I learned anything over the last 27 years? Well, I've certainly learned that South African Syrah can be wondrous. I've also learned that I get freaking depressed every bloody winter. I'm going to go and cry now...

I painted a picture for The Big - it is his cat, Fudge. He has had a copy printed out 30cm x 30cm; I am surprised how good it looks!

Erich the teddy bear in my bag, natch!

Off to the doctor. I am wearing a dinosaur t-shirt and training pants. Got to have armour to deal with going out!

With some friends, they contact you. With some friends, you contact each other. With some friends, you contact them. With some friends, you contact them, they say two things then go silent. I finally realise this last class are sending me another message as well.

Do you think this is a modern child look? Ignoring the grey hair and hairy legs, obvs. I'm going to get my legs lasered fairly soon.

I'm re-reading my absolute favourite children's book: Haroun and the sea of stories. It is completely brilliant! Eighty million times better than the appallingly written 'Harry Potter' tosh.

At the best of times when I go to a country where I don't speak the language, I'm constantly terrified. I'm in Sweden. I'm really psychotic, I see zombies, nasty, big rat-like things, and people with masses of maggots for faces pointing guns at me everywhere. The tranquilliser use is epic.

I'm in Stockholm! I drank a lot of Champagne last night...

@toddlercub.bsky.social does that mean you'll play duplo with me? 😊

This is one of the nicest onesies I've got, from Amazon of all places!

I slept! For the first time in five days, I slept! Almost five hours, too - result. Thank you, Paliperidone! Curse you Lurasidone!

I've just had a really boyish pieve of clothing delivered: a transparent yellow kagoule. Cost? £9 for two!

@skartiger.bsky.social can you get in the zone, live in the moment and play?

I think @bilbo-uk.bsky.social would be a gentle and lovely little to play with. I would imagine @skartiger.bsky.social would be lovely too, but I bet he's a wild child! 😆😆😆