@supergiantgames.bsky.social please I already own hades 2 you don’t have to get me hard in order for me to play it.

Tim sweeny to innocent developers when fortnite loses 1 billionth of a percent in profits:

Jensen Huang: “It’s not a filter it’s um… um… uh… fuck you.” It’s a fucking filter.

3rd week of going completely sober. I’m getting extremely lucky with how easy of a time I’m having. Granted, I am taking naltrexone to help me along but even before that I didn’t get physical or mental withdrawal symptoms. Since then I’ve been happier, more confident, and way, WAY more productive.

Idk if Saber Interactive hired wizards or something since Space Marine 2 but the most impressive thing about Toxic Commando is its incredible pc optimization

Completely random thought but I think Godzilla Minus One has the coolest iteration of the atomic breath because it shows very clearly how it actually works. Where godzilla’s back spines are used like control rods in a nuclear reactor and they are removed and then jammed in to cause a meltdown.

Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man is guaranteed to entertain, but long time fans of the series (such as myself) will walk away *severely* disappointed, as the big movie sendoff feels entirely like a standalone plotline that completely drops a large majority of long running threads from the show. Why?

I love @patstaresat.bsky.social because it doesn’t matter how wrong he is about something, his skill of attracting clowns and murdering them is impeccable.

Sometimes I dream about a world where Fortnite was still a zombie tower defense game. I wonder what the ripple effect on that shit would be

While Guillermo Del Toro's Frankenstein to me is not best picture material, it is probably the most artfully and meticulously crafted classic monster movie ever made and I will stand by that. You can tell that this film in particular was on his mind for god knows how long, and he finally did it.

Resident Evil Requiem is a nearly flawless combination of the entire series' strengths. While it doesn't innovate in any particular way, it tugs at the heart strings of series veterans while providing a perfect summary of what the franchise has to offer for newcomers.

No, u #RE9

So. After a “situation” occurred yesterday I’ve decided to stop drinking entirely and go completely sober hopefully for the rest of my life. Does anyone have any tips for someone who doesn’t particularly wish to go to AA meetings?

Have I been Pwned is a fun service because you get to see where the fuck your personal info gets sold to. Like Canadian Tire. WHY DOES A CANADIAN TIRE COMPANY HAVE MY SHIT

If pee isn’t stored in the balls then why do my balls tingle when I pee? #realquestions

David Jaffe is Randy Pitchford if he didn’t have a platform

Why is no one making a massive deal about the fact that capcom just kinda casually shadow dropped Dino Crisis 1 and 2 on pc

Yeah I’m a dusty bitch who doesn’t know shit about law and I’m just playing pretend BUT THE DOW THOUGH THE DOW IS UP 500 APPLES

Sometimes I think back to my college days and remember some of the shit I was up to and I realized that I only just matured past high school after I got my degree Ugh

"For Honor's community is a toxic cesspool" For Honor's Community:

Come and See is genuinely one of the most dark and disturbing films I've ever seen

France has awarded 28 Clair Obscur developers a knighthood and said "video games have reached a new level of recognition" thanks to its sucess. vgc.news/news/france-...

I hate when snow sticks around because after it’s plowed it just becomes a pile of black dirt and the whimsy and comfort you get from seeing fluffy snow is completely ruined.

This might be common knowledge at this point but it’s worse for a game to be mid than for a game to be bad. At least you can talk about how bad a game is. When a game is mid you literally have no memory of ever playing it.

Zoom: “do you remember what you were doing 2 years ago?” yeah jackin it with a finger in my ass what’s it to you

Sony ponies are a wild bunch because no matter how stupid they sound they’ll always hit back with “Uhhhhmmm Actually I don’t really care what your opinion is” That’s like getting shot in Arc Raiders and screaming “WOW YOU KILLED A FREE KIT GOOD JOB MAN” Absolute clown shit

Posting this for no particular reason at all

man I get that people are crazy for Nioh and after playing the Nioh 3 demo I've come to the conclusion that I'm not enough of a minmaxing sicko to enjoy it.

I love when righties shoot back with “Obama deported more people than trump” That may be true but have you considered why we never heard about it, nor were there SS soldiers in the streets shooting people for protesting? Interesting how actually knowing what the fuck you’re doing makes a big deal

I mean. Buy the dip, I guess? Idk man these investors are seeming dumber and dumber by the day. Take the moment to profit off of their stupidity and invest in the game companies you know are on the up and up because you actually read news instead of going after the jangly baby keys of buzzwords.

It doesn’t matter who. They offer up as sacrificial lambs. Noem, Bovino, whoever. Never settle, and don’t give them an inch. #fuckICE

Man…

Idk why but I feel like rewatching JoJo Rabbit… No reason in particular. No reason at all.

“His life was in danger” -Nazi Sympathizers

They’re the Gestapo. Stop calling them ICE.

anyone remember the disgusting marketing abomination that was puppymonkeybaby

Just got my #Expedition33 collector’s edition in the mail. The monolith being an actual music box is a really cute touch. For those who come after!

My new favorite thing is saying how a game doesn’t have ball or gun to indicate that it’s actually good.

I know why pre workout makes you itchy but why is it always my asshole that itches most…

My new years resolution is to try and be less angry on the internet while still being angry on the internet. Idk what that entails but I’ll figure it out.

Seeing how incompetent AI is to this day, isn’t it fucking wild how many people legitimately believed that Palworld’s characters were all AI generated?

I’ve been thinking back to when Clair Obscur was blowing up and I remember that it blew up so hard that Emmanuel Macron praised it for its cultural significance. You know Mr. Boss Baguette Emmanuel “Video Games cause violence” Macron. That guy.

The tip of my left index finger is fucking callused from all the cans I’ve been cracking. I don’t have a problem you have a problem.

Everyone’s suddenly talking about Atomfall again and I’m happy the game’s getting its flowers finally.

Alright I knew I didn’t like dark beers all that much but the past two days have solidified it. No more porters/stouts. Lest I continue getting clogged up by molasses.

Ima punch the sun. FUCK YOU SUN.

Celebrating the new year with my bed and Chat History compilations. Eepy time.

God Routine’s vibes are FUCKING IMMACULATE

It’s so crazy how the French games industry’s reputation is so ruined beyond repair because of Ubisoft. Like some of the best games I’ve ever played are from France or made by a predominantly French studio. I know it’s a funny meme to ironically shit on the French but sometimes, you gotta get real.

If anyone with a Broccoli cut approaches you and shares “their opinion”, immediately assume they got it from tik tok, kik, or rumble, and laugh knowing your brain actually has wrinkles.