It’s so funny how this is America’s “250th birthday” (independence wasn’t declared officially until much later but whatever) and yet I don’t see any massive patriotic celebration from any side of the political spectrum and those who actually are treating it like some big event look insane. Wierd huh

One of the biggest pet peeves is being at work or in a car with someone/others and it being completely silent, no conversation happening, and the SECOND I put in my earbuds they try to talk to me.

Allow me to vent for a moment about what I believe is the root of all evil: Religion. Of any type. Any belief, any kind whatsoever. More specifically Christianity and Catholicism but some of these grievances apply to all belief systems as well. Strap in cuz this might be long and whiny.

Man you know you’re fucked when you’re able to throw out your entire back with a SNEEZE.

Imo any fps game that has a dedicated kick button automatically gains a full letter/number grade Especially if the kick causes enemies to ragdoll

Today I learned that there are still #xbox dick riders out there who are looking away and plugging their ears like “LALALALALALALA CAN’T HEAR THE PEOPLE LOSING THEIR JOBS XBOX XBOX XBOX XBOX” And your most recent post is about how much you hate climate change denial. You’re no different. Bitch.

It's very hard to wake up every day not wishing for a short drop and a sudden stop when your bank account is negative every monday.

LET THA HAYTE FLOW THREW YEWWWWWWWWW

I feel like The Brave Little Toaster contributed heavily to my future depression

Beware the Magic The Gathering to Crack Cocaine pipeline

If any of what’s going on is to teach anyone any kind of lesson at all, then that lesson is don’t sell your soul to #xbox…. You’ll be used, abused, and then dumped on the side of the road. RIP #compulsion and #ninjatheory

BREAKING NEWS: Man who fell into River in Lego City has finally drowned after years of the fire department waiting for god to save him

dude cyberpunk's photomode is on a whole other level

It’s nice that bluesky allows you to unfollow them. Unlike some other thinly veiled neonazi fake gamer prick we all know.

If anyone has a Ball and Gun gamer in their lives who refuses to play anything else and actively mocks you for playing different games, how the fuck do you deal with it?

Sometimes I just wish that CEO’s put all of the energy they spend on their AI psychosis on their role in their respective industries and the health thereof instead. Like there is so, so much effort wasted on riding the wave of the grift that could be easily spent on just keeping everything afloat.

Sony backing away from releasing first party games on PC is disappointing but similarly unsurprising, given that they do care about their console audience but the time where they *were* coming out on PC was actually really great for everyone. Nixxes is gonna get closed as a result and that’s shitty

I have a feeling the post SGF discourse is just gonna be a bunch of Ball and Gunners complaining that they couldn’t cum because there was no GTA 6 trailer. I’m just here for the vibes and to go “oh neat” at some stuff.

Man…

Super glad I caught this as perfectly as I did #LGM

007 First Light is the definitive Bond experience from a team whose spent years perfecting their own brand of stealth action games. IOI knocked it out of the park. Not much I can say about it without spoiling some things. Shouldn’t even describe combat either it’s just better to go in blind. GG IOI

so that James Bond is kinda lit huh

If you pronounce “cunt” with a th then I know you’re either from new york or new jersey Same with pronouncing “whore” as “HOOAH” but that’s more specific to certain places.

The mixtape hate is a mix of ignorance, bandwagoning, and “culture war” signaling. And by culture war I mean the white supremacists hate it. I’ve never played it myself but I can tell you that this shit is ludicrous. Take it from a guy who is an E33 fan. This sucks.

Destiny 2 goes into maintenance mode and instead of preserving all of this knowledge that has been built up for a decade in the people working on it they’re just gonna can it all. Classic bungle

If y’all gotta live your lives by the example of some delusional fucker who died thousands of years ago rather than by the example of other currently around you today, you’re cooked. Straight up.

@unknownworlds.bsky.social I understand there is an official channel to submit suggestions and criticisms for Subnautica 2 but I’m just gonna do it here. I love the game but I have one complai- **THE NOATIC ADVISOR HAS TRANSMITTED AN ALERT. RETURN TO THE LIFEPOD AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE**

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

Subnautica 2 might be the most excited I’ve ever been for an early access game cuz I legit know that I’m getting something good. Besides. Supporting @unknownworlds.bsky.social after them kicking krafton’s ass in court is a responsibility I bear with joy.

I’m stressed out today which means I’m back on my shit which means randos with even the slightest bit of cringe stank about them are absolutely fucked. Touch grass or suffer my ass.

Windrose… I haven’t been more obsessed with a game since E33 at launch. I was iffy on it because I don’t like survival crafting slop but this one has given me more of what I want out of a pirate game than pretty much any pirate game since Black Flag. Hats off to these devs for pulling this off.

Lost is that show your mom swears up and down is amazing but when you watch it you just sit there wondering how the fuck a show can spend so much time spinning its wheels and putting carrots on sticks all to just amount to nothing.

I really wanna watch a genuine historical analysis on the film Downfall but I’m terrified of the algorithm trying to redpill my ass afterward

Or something

Mewgenics is a game of high highs, but the absolute lowest of lows. It’s feast or famine all the way down, except the famine sets you back by an incredible degree and you’re stuck recovering forever. And then Guillotina shows up.

I’ve been listening to the full Mewgenics soundtrack every single day since the game launched and it never gets old.

@supergiantgames.bsky.social please I already own hades 2 you don’t have to get me hard in order for me to play it.

Tim sweeny to innocent developers when fortnite loses 1 billionth of a percent in profits:

Jensen Huang: “It’s not a filter it’s um… um… uh… fuck you.” It’s a fucking filter.

3rd week of going completely sober. I’m getting extremely lucky with how easy of a time I’m having. Granted, I am taking naltrexone to help me along but even before that I didn’t get physical or mental withdrawal symptoms. Since then I’ve been happier, more confident, and way, WAY more productive.

Idk if Saber Interactive hired wizards or something since Space Marine 2 but the most impressive thing about Toxic Commando is its incredible pc optimization

Completely random thought but I think Godzilla Minus One has the coolest iteration of the atomic breath because it shows very clearly how it actually works. Where godzilla’s back spines are used like control rods in a nuclear reactor and they are removed and then jammed in to cause a meltdown.

Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man is guaranteed to entertain, but long time fans of the series (such as myself) will walk away *severely* disappointed, as the big movie sendoff feels entirely like a standalone plotline that completely drops a large majority of long running threads from the show. Why?

I love @patstaresat.bsky.social because it doesn’t matter how wrong he is about something, his skill of attracting clowns and murdering them is impeccable.

Sometimes I dream about a world where Fortnite was still a zombie tower defense game. I wonder what the ripple effect on that shit would be

While Guillermo Del Toro's Frankenstein to me is not best picture material, it is probably the most artfully and meticulously crafted classic monster movie ever made and I will stand by that. You can tell that this film in particular was on his mind for god knows how long, and he finally did it.

Resident Evil Requiem is a nearly flawless combination of the entire series' strengths. While it doesn't innovate in any particular way, it tugs at the heart strings of series veterans while providing a perfect summary of what the franchise has to offer for newcomers.

No, u #RE9

So. After a “situation” occurred yesterday I’ve decided to stop drinking entirely and go completely sober hopefully for the rest of my life. Does anyone have any tips for someone who doesn’t particularly wish to go to AA meetings?

Have I been Pwned is a fun service because you get to see where the fuck your personal info gets sold to. Like Canadian Tire. WHY DOES A CANADIAN TIRE COMPANY HAVE MY SHIT