I like to be sarcastically angry about the AAA industry’s absolute unending desire to do a 720 backflip off a fucking cliff. But holy shit it’s actually happening.

AAA industry a few years ago: “we built this new skyscraper made of plywood and prayer and it’s going GREAT!” AAA industry now: “well um… 5 of the floors gave way and hundreds died but so long as you can ignore the smell of rotting corpse it still looks great on the outside! Give us your money”

Republicans are like those guys who comment “I pirate indie games”

@microsoft.com what exactly do you think you’re fucking doing with this end of service bullshit for windows 10? With the pop up ads begging me to upgrade and in fact build an entire new pc so I can even think about installing windows 11? Do you realize how much trouble this is gonna cause everyone?

Yo y'all should see One Battle After Another in theaters because it's excellent and also while you're watching it you can hear the anguished screams of a million damned MAGA souls cursing you

I’m gonna develop a new innovative AI powered NFT called $IfyLycoin and all the venture capitalists and speculative investors will piss and shit and cum while they give me all of their money. And the best part? It’s not even ‘powered by AI’ that’s just a thing that activates their penises.

I listen to the boring history for sleep compilations for fun. Yes, ladies I am single. Call me

WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING? /s Stay perfect @supergiantgames.bsky.social

Yes tinder/bumble. I know my profile is hidden. I’m doing the world a fuckin favor

2025’s TGA’s are gonna be wild and thank god almighty every game that’ll be up for the big one will not have Kai or whoever the fuck else crashing out over a boring ass Spider Man game

I’m not a graphics snob and I can tolerate a lot but…. #silenthillf Really?????

My condolences to all those legacy content creators who can’t delete their twitter and focus on bluesky for logistical reasons… My hopes and prayers are doing jack shit but boy are they with you regardless.

Randy pitchford is a hell of a magician. He can make customer goodwill disappear with a few magic words. But he can't pull it out of a hat afterwards. Should work harder on that one. Also the patches gearbox have released so far are seriously working wonders. Mad props. Not you though, Randy.

Any tips on dealing with sudden and violent burnout that may or may not be driving me absolutely fucking insane?

Restarting silksong after having completed the game is a wild experience because you feel naked without all your abilities but also literally nothing can stop you because the game created a monster in you by torturing you so much in act 3

The fact that the bugs of the hollow knight setting use household items like nails, sewing needles, and scissors as weapons posits the fact that humanity is either around or was around to leave these designs behind for them to discover.

Something about borderlands 4 isn’t clicking with me even though I keep playing it. The loop is great and the guns are a lot of fun but… it just feels sauceless. This really does seem like a bit of an overcorrection from borderlands 3 criticisms. I mean they really hit the balance with 2.

A message to visa and mastercard Man do I just love using your cards to spend money on games that depict meaningful and consensual sexual relationships between two characters who are deeply in love and are not exploited by the game for the sake of pornographic satisfaction. Send your thugs, fucker

bro the new skate game looks like a romine brothers unity store asset flip

So if #silksong is too hard for you, absolutely no one can stop you from installing mods to make it easier so you can enjoy the game. And if anyone gives you shit for it, block them or something. Get them outta your life. It’s your skong and you’re in charge here.

Can someone start a gofundme campaign to get Randy Pitchford’s mouth sewn shut and his phone smashed with a sledgehammer?

Hey just because I very rarely share my left leaning political views, doesn’t mean you’re gonna get anything from following me. It doesn’t matter what side of politics you’re on, if you’re a political account and you follow me, I’m blocking you. I did not make this account for that.

Fear the old silk not even joking that's basically what they did here

Unreal 5 feels like it was made less for games and more for cgi in high budget film/tv show productions like The Mandalorian. Games that run on the fucking thing can’t seem to deal with it at all

Favorite #silksong boss in gif form:

Isn’t is ironic that the republicans are the ones forgetting 9/11 because they’re too busy mourning the death of a fascist

Mr. president, another Borderlands has hit the steam store. (I am so fucking sorry it was right there)

Coroporate speak: “we built our game with upscaling in mind” Normie speak: “we didn’t bother optimizing the game and think that DLSS and FSR will fix all of our problems”

#nintendo patenting summoning other characters to fight for you is… Holy fucking shit man.

Every time I hear the map merchant in #silksong I get all warm and fuzzy and I'm not sure if that's me feeling safe or me being extremely horny. It's probably both.

It was not nuclear war, or plague, or famine that brought the world to its knees… No, my child… It was 3 dudes in Adelaide who made a funny bug game #silksong

So I guess I won’t be playing Silksong today because its launch broke literally every single gaming storefront. Congrats @teamcherry.bsky.social you delayed it for another day by accident

Ankle support: on Meds: taken Jim beam handle: chugged Caffeine: chugged Ready for work, baby

Dude why does my asshole itch every time I drink pre-workout. I don’t work out ai just do it for the caffeine content but fuck man. i feel like I have butt worms every time

when I think of hollow knight I think of Shaw Bapanada Domadomadoma and whatever the fuck zote says happy #silksong day

24 hours #silksong

Dating apps are like sugary treats I hate them unless I'm drunk

Labor day weekend? Day drinking? Chillin’ and vibin’? Sick

for those who turn 30 you might feel fine. but give it a month and you will end up wishing for death

I turned 30 a month ago. I’ve started wearing ankle braces already. Fuck me

I forget how snake’s character in the MGS games was to just there to repeat what other characters are saying in order to get them to do more exposition

Me: … Uber Driver: … Me: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Man it feels so much more satisfying to be on the receiving end of a block than being the blocker… Because it means I WON.

Man those Roblox guys better hope they’re in the black book cuz the FBI is sniffin around for juicy pedo ass to beat

To goon, or not to goon… that is the question. Or whatever that weird english man said once

When you turn 30 you’re automatically signed up for the “Don’t shit your pants” challenge. The rules are simple. You must fart, but don’t shit your pants. This is in fact a very difficult challenge

The PC gaming community is just rehab for former console cultists

Having exactly a week and a half to play through the entirety of Hollow Knight again is… stressful

ok so this is gonna piss a lot of people off AI is a tech that's still in its infancy and it was tainted by the thieves and grifters of the world, but now that the bubble is about to burst, my hope is that the people who actually want to do interesting things with it will actually be able to.

It’s such a shame that I’ve fallen back into the gta online skinner box but at least I’ve accrued enough stuff over the years that I don’t have to spend a single cent on shark cards