France has awarded 28 Clair Obscur developers a knighthood and said "video games have reached a new level of recognition" thanks to its sucess. vgc.news/news/france-...

I hate when snow sticks around because after it’s plowed it just becomes a pile of black dirt and the whimsy and comfort you get from seeing fluffy snow is completely ruined.

This might be common knowledge at this point but it’s worse for a game to be mid than for a game to be bad. At least you can talk about how bad a game is. When a game is mid you literally have no memory of ever playing it.

Zoom: “do you remember what you were doing 2 years ago?” yeah jackin it with a finger in my ass what’s it to you

Sony ponies are a wild bunch because no matter how stupid they sound they’ll always hit back with “Uhhhhmmm Actually I don’t really care what your opinion is” That’s like getting shot in Arc Raiders and screaming “WOW YOU KILLED A FREE KIT GOOD JOB MAN” Absolute clown shit

Posting this for no particular reason at all

man I get that people are crazy for Nioh and after playing the Nioh 3 demo I've come to the conclusion that I'm not enough of a minmaxing sicko to enjoy it.

I love when righties shoot back with “Obama deported more people than trump” That may be true but have you considered why we never heard about it, nor were there SS soldiers in the streets shooting people for protesting? Interesting how actually knowing what the fuck you’re doing makes a big deal

I mean. Buy the dip, I guess? Idk man these investors are seeming dumber and dumber by the day. Take the moment to profit off of their stupidity and invest in the game companies you know are on the up and up because you actually read news instead of going after the jangly baby keys of buzzwords.

It doesn’t matter who. They offer up as sacrificial lambs. Noem, Bovino, whoever. Never settle, and don’t give them an inch. #fuckICE

Man…

Idk why but I feel like rewatching JoJo Rabbit… No reason in particular. No reason at all.

“His life was in danger” -Nazi Sympathizers

They’re the Gestapo. Stop calling them ICE.

anyone remember the disgusting marketing abomination that was puppymonkeybaby

Just got my #Expedition33 collector’s edition in the mail. The monolith being an actual music box is a really cute touch. For those who come after!

My new favorite thing is saying how a game doesn’t have ball or gun to indicate that it’s actually good.

I know why pre workout makes you itchy but why is it always my asshole that itches most…

My new years resolution is to try and be less angry on the internet while still being angry on the internet. Idk what that entails but I’ll figure it out.

Seeing how incompetent AI is to this day, isn’t it fucking wild how many people legitimately believed that Palworld’s characters were all AI generated?

I’ve been thinking back to when Clair Obscur was blowing up and I remember that it blew up so hard that Emmanuel Macron praised it for its cultural significance. You know Mr. Boss Baguette Emmanuel “Video Games cause violence” Macron. That guy.

The tip of my left index finger is fucking callused from all the cans I’ve been cracking. I don’t have a problem you have a problem.

Everyone’s suddenly talking about Atomfall again and I’m happy the game’s getting its flowers finally.

Alright I knew I didn’t like dark beers all that much but the past two days have solidified it. No more porters/stouts. Lest I continue getting clogged up by molasses.

Ima punch the sun. FUCK YOU SUN.

Celebrating the new year with my bed and Chat History compilations. Eepy time.

God Routine’s vibes are FUCKING IMMACULATE

It’s so crazy how the French games industry’s reputation is so ruined beyond repair because of Ubisoft. Like some of the best games I’ve ever played are from France or made by a predominantly French studio. I know it’s a funny meme to ironically shit on the French but sometimes, you gotta get real.

If anyone with a Broccoli cut approaches you and shares “their opinion”, immediately assume they got it from tik tok, kik, or rumble, and laugh knowing your brain actually has wrinkles.

Bruh there’s so many fuckin magic beans now that we’re all arguing about which magic beans are okay to eat and which ones will actually give you ricin poisoning.

Lmao #Ubisoft

I thought I farded but I shid

You ever feel like you did something wrong after close friends just stop responding to you at all? Yeah…

Sometimes you just gotta answer nature’s call and blast ass

In lieu of Vince Zampella’s tragic death, if you haven’t played Titanfall 2’s campaign, I highly, HIGHLY suggest you do so. It’s one of the best shooter campaigns ever made. RIP to a real one.

Rest in peace, Vince Zampella

The most prudish thing anyone can say to me is the phrase “pixelated titties” The second anyone says that to me I know they’re either a closeted gooner or a straight up asshole.

This whole AI in games conversation has gotten so convoluted and complicated that I am no longer participating in it. I don’t care, I don’t know, and I don’t want to lose my sanity/miss out on great games because genAI was used for something minor/ignorable. I’ve drawn my line, and that line is fuck

Merry Crackmas

Hard boiled eggs rule because you can make like 4 or 5 of them and then pop em all in one go and you got a full nutritious breakfast in like 5 seconds

players in #arcraiders have to realize that calling the person who killed you a bunch of slurs won't fix the fact that your edgy teenager pockets are about to be emptied into theirs.

Man now that speech given by Swen Vincke last year seems completely dishonest doesn’t it

I have never seen a bigger torpedoing of reputation than @larianstudios.com

Remember everyone #thegameawards is not the be all end all. Especially those who win all the awards. Think about how difficult it is to get nominated for these awards amidst the sea of games that come out every year. Be sure to check out every one of the nominees to see what makes them special too

Is it just me or did Concord actually completely kill the hero shooter genre for good? Because I look at this sauceless ass #highguard thing and all I can think of is Concord but it’s fantasy. And don’t @ me about the talent behind it we’ve seen plenty of studios with veterans faceplant recently.

EXPEDITION SW33P BABY Nah but for real this year's nominees could be their own game of the year in their own right depending on your tastes. Excellent year for games all around.

Yo Ball Pit fucking rules, dude

High functioning autism, functioning alcoholism, dysfunctional human. Les go

today's motto: "ugh... fuck it"

I wonder what Dick Tracy lookin ass goons Geoff Keighly is gonna hire to protect the stage at this year’s game awards. I hope they tackle someone. That’ll be fun.