Sometimes you just gotta answer nature’s call and blast ass

In lieu of Vince Zampella’s tragic death, if you haven’t played Titanfall 2’s campaign, I highly, HIGHLY suggest you do so. It’s one of the best shooter campaigns ever made. RIP to a real one.

Rest in peace, Vince Zampella

The most prudish thing anyone can say to me is the phrase “pixelated titties” The second anyone says that to me I know they’re either a closeted gooner or a straight up asshole.

This whole AI in games conversation has gotten so convoluted and complicated that I am no longer participating in it. I don’t care, I don’t know, and I don’t want to lose my sanity/miss out on great games because genAI was used for something minor/ignorable. I’ve drawn my line, and that line is fuck

Merry Crackmas

Hard boiled eggs rule because you can make like 4 or 5 of them and then pop em all in one go and you got a full nutritious breakfast in like 5 seconds

players in #arcraiders have to realize that calling the person who killed you a bunch of slurs won't fix the fact that your edgy teenager pockets are about to be emptied into theirs.

Man now that speech given by Swen Vincke last year seems completely dishonest doesn’t it

I have never seen a bigger torpedoing of reputation than @larianstudios.com

Remember everyone #thegameawards is not the be all end all. Especially those who win all the awards. Think about how difficult it is to get nominated for these awards amidst the sea of games that come out every year. Be sure to check out every one of the nominees to see what makes them special too

Is it just me or did Concord actually completely kill the hero shooter genre for good? Because I look at this sauceless ass #highguard thing and all I can think of is Concord but it’s fantasy. And don’t @ me about the talent behind it we’ve seen plenty of studios with veterans faceplant recently.

EXPEDITION SW33P BABY Nah but for real this year's nominees could be their own game of the year in their own right depending on your tastes. Excellent year for games all around.

Yo Ball Pit fucking rules, dude

High functioning autism, functioning alcoholism, dysfunctional human. Les go

today's motto: "ugh... fuck it"

I wonder what Dick Tracy lookin ass goons Geoff Keighly is gonna hire to protect the stage at this year’s game awards. I hope they tackle someone. That’ll be fun.

Back in the day, when you talked to me about Bungie all I can think about is how they revolutionized the shooter landscape and created an industry icon. Today, if you talk to me about bungie all I think about is plagiarism and Pete “I’ll assault you in my sports car” Parsons. And I throw up.

Dispatch would be my GOTY if Expedition 33 didn’t come out this year. No joke, full stop.

Hi, we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

All my apes, gone

I know that it’s probably documented somewhere but I wonder who holds the title for ‘waste of space who was the first one to make AI art and ruin everything’

You know, I’m kinda glad that political profiles are liking my posts. Makes it easy for me to block you and get you the fuck away from my video game oriented page. I don’t care if you’re left, right, center, up, or down. I don’t come here to look at that trash. Go back to twitter.

I see that the opening of Dispatch Episode 4 is causing the youtube moderation robot to go completely insane and strike people at random

Every 3 hours I want Martin Scorsese to come out and read what happened to me because I’ll forget otherwise. Don’t watch killers of the flower moon this is actually something that happens

It’s like some top brass at Activision Blizzard played VOID/BREAKER and told their 11 studios to just make an AI copy it for Black ops 7

Party poopers get no mercy in #arcraiders

Took a trip to the Marathon subreddit to see what the temperature is over there and yeah. It’s just a bunch of pro plagiarism bungie dick riders.

Sony should force insomniac to make another spider man game next year so I can watch Kai and friends lose their fucking shit over it not winning GOTY again. That shit ruled.

Finally, I can have a true Escape from Tarkov experience without the stress and skill gap. It’s called #arcraiders

man... Killers of the Flower Moon is kinda.... bad? but it's bad because you can see teeny tiny shines of brilliance in moments and then they go back to making sure you're paying attention, you dumbass. This feels like it was written for stupid people who can't follow a plot.

To the legend in ARC Raiders who gave me a Torrente blueprint when I never asked for anything in return for my duplicate Bettina blueprint, wherever you are I hope your night is stellar.

ARC Raiders Solo Queue: “Hey man wanna team up to kill this robot and split the loot?” “Sure!” ARC Raiders team queue:

current mood of the day is that one cutscene in Elden Ring where Godrick busts a fat nut

I don’t understand any of the business shit that Coffeezilla talks about but I love watching him break scammers’ legs

Who the hell is the head of HR in Dispatch? Captain gives no fucks?

I hope this newfangled Arc Raiders is as good as the royal y’all are telling me.

Dispatch EP 4 got me acting incredibly unwise

Remember to educate your elders on the difference between gigabit and gigabyte, kids. Don’t let the ISP’s scam them. Do your part.

Why did microsoft spend a bunch of money remaking/remastering halo AGAIN while they could have easily just ported MCC to playstation and called it a day? Literally nothing microsoft has done in the past few years has made any sense at all whatsover

Absolute fucking legend

man does anyone else remember the good old days of modding Half Life 2 with fpsbanana.com

#dispatch is the most 10/10 anything has been this year for me since E33 and there’s only 2 episodes rn. Legit can’t fucking wait for next week.

BRO Y'ALL SHOULD PLAY #DISPATCH LIKE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

I do not take credit to referring to AI as “Magic Beans” but I do think it’s the most degrading thing you can use to describe both the technology and the investors.

uh.... what's up, GTA? The fuck is this?

In new york trains are just built different

Oh to ride a MTA train that doesn’t reek of weed and piss. One day…

YOU CAN’T KILL ME I’M ALREADY A LOSER

Yeesh