I fear I did too much seed sowing this year.

I randomly check to see if my application to have some of my student loans discharged and IMAGINE THE JOY I HAVE SEEING THIS!

Between living through the worst presidential administration in modern history, high gas prices, high food costs, salaries not salarying (yes, I made up a word), AES and other utility companies scamming us, MAGA cult members and an unnecessary war… I’m just gonna take channel drunk Mariah Carey.

I’m home, unfortunately for a funeral and my daddy said one our cousins hugged him and she smelled like street. I came undone. LMFAOOOOO

Watching Godfather II. Ahhh, Michael knew Fredo was delayed. 😢

Someone asked me what “Bilateral” meant. I’m gonna spend my last $20 on liquor today.

Today is my birthday! Cheers to Year 46! I’m not mature enough to be this age.

Moment of Transparency: I can admit that MC Hammer’s “Pumps and a Bump” wasn’t all that bad. Glad I got that off my chest.

I almost forgot to comb my hair after taking the flexi rods out before this meeting. I would’ve been on camera looking like James Brown.

I just had a memory from 2001 when someone broke into the OG car, the Parisienne, and stole my stereo with the detachable face. These MFs dumped the books out my backpack and used it carry the stereo and a book of CD’s. LMFAOOOOO If they still living, I hope they have no teeth.

Food for Thought: You know, if your president is so old to where he has to wear an adult diaper because he shits himself, the 25th Amendment should be applied.

#Hoosiers IU girl I am! #CFBPlayoff

I am HOLLERIN!!!!

Living through this administration is the equivalent of getting punished and not being able to have pizza/movie day at school. All because that one bad ass kid fucked it up for everybody. Now we gotta do worksheets nshit.

I made it to 1hr and 46min without making this facial expression.

So did a snowman just decide to fart snow all over Northern Indiana? They got over 15 inches yesterday. My mom sent me this. BTW, it’s still snowing.

Exact reason why I don’t do South Bend after Christmas because NOPE! I don’t have it in me anymore.

This will now be my “That’s ok Baby”/ “Sound it out Baby”/ “Bless your heart”/ “Did you have an IEP?” reaction pic from this day forward.

#Wordle1662 6/6* What in the actual fuck?! ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟦🟦⬛⬛ 🟦🟧⬛⬛⬛ 🟦🟧🟦⬛🟧 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

I am HOLLERIN! This traumatic ass movie that was on regular tv in MULTIPLE PARTS!

This was a hell of a headline for a man with that Cul de Sac hairline with money up his bunghole.

I hate that I missed most of the game but HOO HOO HOOSIERS!!

Well I wake up from a nap and see that Indiana is delivering Belt to Ass to Bama! #HOOSIERS

Tornado watches in December is crazy AF.

My disdain for Tisha on #LAMH could be studied. 🤣

I seen a comment that said America is the hottest place to live.. because we’re in Hell.

The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes. I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.

Good job to my raggedy state Senators for voting against that district remapping bill.

I appreciate a disclaimer!

Whomst ever started the saying “There’s no such thing as a stupid question” LIED! Matter of fact, they probably asked something stupid but made this shit up to feel at ease because it was in fact, stupid.

HOW BOUT DEM HOOSIERS!!! HOO HOO HOO HOOSIERS!! #Big10Championship #iufb

Sting might be the only MF Diddy has ever paid for their music..and that was court ordered. Diddy is a diddling demon. What I’ve learned is that an unattractive dweeb having too much money is dangerous, ie Trump and Diddy & many more. Wealthiest men, U-G-L-Y with no alibi seeking world domination.

This is a piss off. I love pickles and sub sammiches, but THIS can go to Hell.

Maturity is realizing that JC Chasez was truly the lead singer of NSYNC.

It’s always that coworker that’s been working at the same company for 5011 years that will ask a Day 5 ass question. Monday Fun Day!

Amazing how a 130 miles make a difference with the weather. South Bend, 9 inches of snow. Indianapolis, barely nothing. 😂

One thing I will rebuke in the name of Jesus: Arguing with a man that looks easy to draw who is bitter that he has a dry penis. NOPE!

Sooo, heading home after my nail appointment I seen a car missing the front bumper and for WHATEVER REASON my brain said “Oooops, got your nose..”. You know, I could possibly collect a light weight crazy check, because why would I think that?!

What in fresh hell is this zapato?

I laughed so damn hard. It would have taken a 1,000 horses to DRAGGGG me off Miss Geri. 🤣🤣

MAY 1st, 2026: The Devil Wears Prada 2 will be in theaters! I will be in attendance.

Getting older is funny because why must I see different specialists for random shit?! Now it an ENT. 😂

That decaying decayed wisdom tooth built 🐕 spent up that $5 billion contingency money. On what?! Because that’s my tax dollars and tax dollars of those WORKING that receives SNAP. Grifters will grift.

This is why I can’t or shan’t move back to South Bend. I’m not cut for that version of Winter Wonderland.

I worked for my money today. Lord, I’m grateful to be employed but please be a large financial windfall. I promise I won’t act a whole fool. 😂

LMFAOOOOOO This whole set up is of the devil and it doesn’t help that Indianapolis residents drive like we’re in the Indy500 everyday.

Did I go too far?

I live in a red ass state, but curse the MF day these Indiana hick assholes voted for Mike Braun.