Good job to my raggedy state Senators for voting against that district remapping bill.

I appreciate a disclaimer!

Whomst ever started the saying “There’s no such thing as a stupid question” LIED! Matter of fact, they probably asked something stupid but made this shit up to feel at ease because it was in fact, stupid.

HOW BOUT DEM HOOSIERS!!! HOO HOO HOO HOOSIERS!! #Big10Championship #iufb

Sting might be the only MF Diddy has ever paid for their music..and that was court ordered. Diddy is a diddling demon. What I’ve learned is that an unattractive dweeb having too much money is dangerous, ie Trump and Diddy & many more. Wealthiest men, U-G-L-Y with no alibi seeking world domination.

This is a piss off. I love pickles and sub sammiches, but THIS can go to Hell.

Maturity is realizing that JC Chasez was truly the lead singer of NSYNC.

It’s always that coworker that’s been working at the same company for 5011 years that will ask a Day 5 ass question. Monday Fun Day!

Amazing how a 130 miles make a difference with the weather. South Bend, 9 inches of snow. Indianapolis, barely nothing. 😂

One thing I will rebuke in the name of Jesus: Arguing with a man that looks easy to draw who is bitter that he has a dry penis. NOPE!

Sooo, heading home after my nail appointment I seen a car missing the front bumper and for WHATEVER REASON my brain said “Oooops, got your nose..”. You know, I could possibly collect a light weight crazy check, because why would I think that?!

What in fresh hell is this zapato?

I laughed so damn hard. It would have taken a 1,000 horses to DRAGGGG me off Miss Geri. 🤣🤣

MAY 1st, 2026: The Devil Wears Prada 2 will be in theaters! I will be in attendance.

Getting older is funny because why must I see different specialists for random shit?! Now it an ENT. 😂

That decaying decayed wisdom tooth built 🐕 spent up that $5 billion contingency money. On what?! Because that’s my tax dollars and tax dollars of those WORKING that receives SNAP. Grifters will grift.

This is why I can’t or shan’t move back to South Bend. I’m not cut for that version of Winter Wonderland.

I worked for my money today. Lord, I’m grateful to be employed but please be a large financial windfall. I promise I won’t act a whole fool. 😂

LMFAOOOOOO This whole set up is of the devil and it doesn’t help that Indianapolis residents drive like we’re in the Indy500 everyday.

Did I go too far?

I live in a red ass state, but curse the MF day these Indiana hick assholes voted for Mike Braun.

Ok, so I thought I was the only one. 🤣

I laughed way too hard at this. 😂😂

I was a senior in high school when this came out. Damn, I’m getting old.

Well, make his ass a slave and see how he feels about it.

To the man that farted in the elevator at this hotel..

I’m on a roll. Because HELL NO!!

I didn’t get to watch the game today but how bout them Hoosiers!!!

Because HELL NO!

If I could have a teaspoon of her delusion and audacity, I’d coast through life unscathed to the bullshit. 🤣

The older I get, I see how the yts end up in cults. Just the most gullible asses in captivity.

And did. 🤣

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It saddens me that Diane Keaton, an unproblematic gem that had the best fashion sense is gone and Yam Tits is still… nevermind.

Let me get back on Duolingo so I can understand Bad Bunny during his half time performance. I got a few months to get my shit together. 🤣

Thank God for having WGN (Channel 9) coming up. Because Bozo made sure kids got that crisp one dollar bill if that ball went in the bucket.

TikTok shop is the devil because I will buy this. 🤣

Welp, I survived the Rapture 2025. Still here and proud of knowing how pronounce “Acetaminophen”.

My ceiling fan has gone to glory. 🥴😩😢

This is egregious. Eat this and your stomach gonna sound like the guitar riff in The Gap Band’s “Burn Rubber on Me”.

This made me laugh really hard. 🤣🤣

Damn.. Indiana is kicking some Illinois ass.

Here I be again… in the 19 years since I moved, I’ve never been up so many times in one Summer.

Thirsty Thursday and Saturday nights was a time from 2001-2005. A time was truly had. 😂😂

Soooo, are they gonna send the National Guard to Utah?

Imma speak with God after I clock out because I referred to a former classmate from high school that I didn’t like as “IEP Teeth”. I meannnnnn, she did have said IEP teeth but it’s still rude.

Me accepting the things I can’t change today.

As I sit out on my patio broke as shit while enjoying a nice cold Coca Cola, I’m just a thinkin… Why did my mama make me have that damn Jheri Curl from 1986-1992?

I’m just thinking of how LUCKY we were to experience the rap battle between Kendrick Lamar and that white lady, Drake. Lemme listen to Euphoria again. “IS IT THE BRAIDS?!”