Let me get back on Duolingo so I can understand Bad Bunny during his half time performance. I got a few months to get my shit together. 🤣

Thank God for having WGN (Channel 9) coming up. Because Bozo made sure kids got that crisp one dollar bill if that ball went in the bucket.

TikTok shop is the devil because I will buy this. 🤣

Welp, I survived the Rapture 2025. Still here and proud of knowing how pronounce “Acetaminophen”.

My ceiling fan has gone to glory. 🥴😩😢

This is egregious. Eat this and your stomach gonna sound like the guitar riff in The Gap Band’s “Burn Rubber on Me”.

This made me laugh really hard. 🤣🤣

Damn.. Indiana is kicking some Illinois ass.

Here I be again… in the 19 years since I moved, I’ve never been up so many times in one Summer.

Thirsty Thursday and Saturday nights was a time from 2001-2005. A time was truly had. 😂😂

Soooo, are they gonna send the National Guard to Utah?

Imma speak with God after I clock out because I referred to a former classmate from high school that I didn’t like as “IEP Teeth”. I meannnnnn, she did have said IEP teeth but it’s still rude.

Me accepting the things I can’t change today.

As I sit out on my patio broke as shit while enjoying a nice cold Coca Cola, I’m just a thinkin… Why did my mama make me have that damn Jheri Curl from 1986-1992?

I’m just thinking of how LUCKY we were to experience the rap battle between Kendrick Lamar and that white lady, Drake. Lemme listen to Euphoria again. “IS IT THE BRAIDS?!”

😂😂😂

Lawd, not Robert Scorpio! 🙏🏾

Someone referred to perimenopause as “Cougar Puberty”. I find that hilarious. 😂

This is my sign that it’s time for bed. 😂

I keep Facebook for the comedy. Nothing like following the “Busted” arrest page in your hometown. Pure entertainment.

I’m impressed that I spent less than $75 at Costco.

Someone said Kari Lake looks like Marcy d’Arcy and I’m outdone! LMFAOOOOOO

I got a bunch of Caucasians coming at me for stating that chicken shouldn’t be washed. I had to let em know that I will not take advice from a group of ppl that are culturally known to not wash their legs.

I swear that the majority of politicians that get caught up on some perverted shit are republicans.

Gatlinburg was fun. I was driving up that mountain like Sheila on “Why Did I Get Married”.

Shein stay out of order. 😂

I laughed at this too hard.

To see a Chevy Beretta in our year of The Lord, 2025..

It’s funny to me at how that cheating ass couple has the country united. 😂

I forgot I had this shirt. 😂

A nice band of storms will be coming through tonight.

I don’t have to report for jury duty tomorrow. WON’T. HE. DO. IT!

I seen a job posting where I was apprehensive to apply because I’m lacking some qualifications.. I got over that shit when I remembered there’s an unqualified nitwit that’s currently president of the United States. I applied.

Indianapolis certainly lived up to its nickname overnight, “Napghanistan”. 7 ppl shot, 2 dead. Damn shame.

I know he got every insect Indiana has to offer on his chest.

Finding out Charles & Netta leaked a video. Shut down their WiFi and disconnect their devices IMMEDIATELY!

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Ahhh my Facebook memories..

Microsoft Teams is making me want to Hulk Smash some shit. I mean that shit from the depths of my soul.

All of ESPN’s color commentary is always so dry. It makes me appreciate Inside NBA on TNT more. They had real chemistry.

Don’t be out here trying to use that natural deodorant smelling like beef stew. FOH with that!

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I went outside to water my mini garden and yeaaahhh it’s prequel to Hell degrees outside.

I keep thinking about how so many global conflicts boil down to one thing: White people don't know how leave people alone. That's it.

Sam Elliott in Road House tho.. Lawd

I’m gonna pretend like I live in a proper country and eat my grits and bacon while watching Road House. #rippatrickswayze