The Toronto BJays :0)

Youth pastor voice: you know there was another vladimir who was a hero to his people

Goth transformer named ominous prime

The military isn’t supposed to kill us! Merely everyone else!

Did you know: the song Mr. Brightside is actually about the t rex in jurassic park

Did you know: the song Mr. Brightside is actually about the t rex in jurassic park

@nolore.bsky.social there was a canadaland ad jumpscare on today’s daily news. Not sure if that’s something you control or want to, but thought you probably didn’t know

Workplace sitcom about being a senatorial aide to jar jar binks

Calgary Alberta :0)

Hey man what’s your super écran password?

Would you still love me if I was a sclerotic bureaucracy operating in the name of the revolution, but not the spirit 🥺👉🏽👈🏽

I hate summer this thermidor got me reacting

The problem with sports is 30% of the time it feels like you’re attending a fascist rally

American Libs are so funny. Quit twitter because it’s a nazi bar when they live in and contribute to a nazi society

Washington DC baseball team being sponsored by the AARP sounds like a joke about politics, but thankfully sports are apolitical ☺️

Doing jurassic park but it’s only for sacabambaspis

Thank you cunty robot

Roller derby name Michelle Fucko

To be fair they weren’t bomb detectors they were supposed to be devices that could detect anything

Misread this to be post-Asian like a musical genre

Thank you, Wolverine!

Pope Leo has renamed Cardinal Pizzaballa to Cardinal Deep Dish Pizzaballa

Workshopping a new bit called transphobic Anakin

Revenge of the sith needed this disclaimer to not get sued for basing the character of jar jar binks on john mccain

All Hell for a Basement has gotta be in the top 5 best songs about Medicine Hat, Alberta

It’s so funny that bri*ish people invented the word soccer and then were like don’t call it that

Does anyone know if we have star war tomorrow?

How the fuck does Coruscant have oxygen?

One night of libbing out

Saw someone online respond to a “what cover is better than the original?” with The Killers’ cover of Romeo and Juliet and I was so offended because that’s the first instance I remember in my life (I think around 10) thinking that a cover straight up ruined a song

Andor really got at what made star wars great: having some guy in a fuckass rubber mask in the background

Ancient canadians worshipped an avian deity named Swishalay of which little is now known

Trans people should not go to the united states because no one should go to the united states

I think parents deserve fewer rights

Safety measures are useless without proper implementation

Americans are the most violent people on earth

They should reboot corey in the house but make it so his dad’s the chef for literally trump in 2025

I can’t believe they closed down my local weed store just because it was an illegal weed store operating under indigenous sovereign citizen principles

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t make is horrible advice for everything including hockey? Fuck wayne gretzky

It’s funny that dungeons and dragons is only a playable game when you ignore half the rules because that is also true of magic: the gathering

*Says something obviously incorrect and inflammatory and gets corrected* Looks like I really struck a nerve here 🤣🤣🤣

Cultural christians can only conceive of 3 modes of being: Believers Believers who stupidly believe in the wrong thing and just need to be corrected Atheists who actually believe in god but hate him and want to destroy him for evil reasons

What if we started pretending the preferred term was Amerindian

Gonna start referring to steampunk people as wearing traditional garb

Nancy is such an all time hater

What if you had a serious action film, but in every dead wife memory it had the wife doing increasingly dangerous physical comedy bits and you slowly piece together that she died doing slapstick antics

I support the trade war because americans and canadians deserve to suffer