Every app does not need a “Year in Review”

Words to live by

As much as I’d like for this app to succeed, it feels like none of the communities I support are active here. Such a shame.

As someone who loves Limp Bizkit, classical music offends me.

Whenever I see someone on a unicycle, I feel like someone is trying to prank me.

Wait a second, people never stopped watching Dancing with the Stars?

Just heard an English person refer to McDonald’s as “Mackies” and I’m shook. Oh fuck, Canadians call it Rotten Ronnie’s!

Someone in the office is loudly singing X-mas songs. *rage induced*

It’s crazy how normalized it is for people in an office to bring and consume mass quantities of candy every single day

Paying attention to news, while important (I think?), is detrimental to mental health

Never doing another layover in Boston. That airport rips dookie farts.

Be careful not to stand too close to someone when next to the ocean. My gf smacked my phone out of my hand on accident and it would have gone in had I not caught it.

Britain has taught me that traveling by train is a superior method of travel.

Lesson learned in London: 3 days ain’t enough. All I managed to do is touristy stuff. I don’t have a good sense of what people are like since I’ve only talked to service industry folks.

When starting to plant crops, all you think is, “oh neat I’m gonna grow a little plant!” Then something seems off, do a search on to fix it, and you jumped into a world where people expect you to understand plant biochemistry. Basically, never try to learn anything once you’ve become an adult.

If dog rescues are gonna call puppies “kids” can I call human children “puppies”?

Happy 24th birthday @iankarmel.bsky.social

If you play in an online league or tournament of anything and you agree to a start time with your opponent, that time is not a suggestion on kinda sorta when to start. People need to show up to matches on time. So annoying.

Watched Over the Garden Wall for the first time. That show was cute as fuck.

I like playing teams tournaments in fighting games because then I always have someone else to play when I get knocked out of a tournament 😎

No noise makes me more unreasonably angry than someone trying to scoop the last bit of yogurt out of a plastic container. Like I fucking get it, you love gurt! THROW THAT SHIT AWAY!

WTF people went to the moon before the high five was invented?!

After brushing my arm against the weed plant I’m growing, I now reek of weed and my arm is all sticky. Ugh! #humblebrag

When AI companies say “we’re investing $700 billion into powering data centers,” what the fuck does that even mean? Where is this “money” coming from? Compared to what average people make, that shit doesn’t seem to be quantifiable.

The new Superman was so generic it felt like you could swap in any superhero and get the same movie.

I’ll be sitting on the dog with my dog, having a pleasant time, then he’ll just randomly kick me. That’s kind how life is, huh?

I want to hit myself in the head with a hammer after I read the comments section of a political post. People need hobbies.

Before opening social media, ask yourself two things: 1. Based on where I am, am I allowed to be horny? 2. If someone sees a peebis or boobies, are you gonna be embarrassed?

Unholy Lord of the Universe, give me more time to play video games! Hear my Prayer!!!

I drink coffee and eat salad to be taken seriously as an adult.

Shitty action movies are one of life’s simple pleasures

My thoughts exactly

Black Mirror did an episode on this 12 years ago. It’s gonna be fucked up hearing people losing themselves in deadbots, but people also using it to emulate personal versions of living people they don’t know and/or stalk.

Some people have great thoughts. They work and grow as individuals. Then there’s me: the guy who has the big booty bitches song and fart noises stuck in my head.

Only benefit to wearing sports team clothing is that people you don’t know will randomly start conversations with you and treat you like a friend.

Shout out to the short king staring at pictures of tits on his phone while at the Nine Inch Nails concert. Your shamelessness should be memorialized.

What’s up with people who read poetry being cunts?

My heart goes out to every man I’ve ever heard grunt while taking a shit. Stay strong king ✊🏻

My PS5 controller keeps unsyncing from my PC. Any advice to get this Bluetooth to keep working?

My favorite part about rewatching TV shows after a long time is getting to be pissed all the way off again. Like remember when this bullshit showed up in Lost?!

My goal every Street Fighter tourney is to go 0-2, but someone always lets me win. It’s infuriating.

Not emotionally ready for people in their teens and 20’s to have ironic 2010 parties

How it feels trying to use BSky when most of the FGC still uses Twitter #Evo2025

Midday UFC cards are always a welcome treat. They should do these more often

I think my puppy joined a gang

That moment when you’ve been on your phone so long it feels like your hair is on fire

You know Donald Trump is a bitch because he’s 90 years old and still frivolously suing people because his feelings get hurt.

Are there any accounts on Bluesky that put out “Can’t miss” content?

One of the weird parts of adulthood is realizing that getting good at anything is like grinding XP in an MMO except you’re the player and the character.

My heart goes out to the dude that was huffing the car air fresheners at the gas station