Masters of the Universe spoiler alert

Sonic Racing looking crazy

I could be doing training drills, but instead I’m watching anime. So much for that post Combo Breaker motivation 😅

Just heard a dude call another person “bud.” Pretty sure that dude is gonna get put down.

Combo Breaker was great. So great I haven’t looked at social media since last Wednesday. What’s happened on the internet?

Buying a house is like feels like a bad psychedelic trip while you’re being encouraged to do crazy shit by people on coke (realtors/mortgage lenders)

It’s wild when people recommended music and the lyrics are “I love you you stupid fuck and I’m gonna burn down your house.” So profound. So violent. So art.

It would have been nice if any of the ticket prices were reasonable.

Peter Thiel, Sam Altman, Brian Armstrong, and Marc Andreessen are all backing gene-editing startups trying to create "baby geniuses" as a hedge against the AI threat. Pretty sure that was the plot of Alien: Earth.

For every good album I listen to, there are at least ten I hear that are half cooked. This is one of the good ones: youtu.be/Gm5-Xo4BEWU?...

Only poop on an airplane out of desperation

Airport bars feel way too eager to feed people booze in the morning.

The prez holds up pieces of paper like little kids who come home with a drawing. The world is forced to pat him on the head and tell him good job

@edhrec.com do ya’ll have a way to sort your combos outside of colors?

Yo, definitely closing this down and going back to Twitter

Just saw a guy get into an argument with a convenience store employee about the price of cigarettes. God bless America!

So weird how these to ended up as buddies

Yo, that card art rips 💣💣💣

I made a papercraft just for this

The war in Iran should be named Operation March Madness.

If I hear another person scrape the bottom of a yogurt cup with a spoon, I’m gonna blow up the moon

Never take your eyes off your opponent

Brothers, is everything click bait or just lists that rank things?

Is doing a Google search the equivalent of using any AI to ask a question? Is there a search engine that is less evil?

Conspiracy theories are fun. They remind me how batshit crazy people can be while convinced they know real truth.

Be cool; touch grass.

There’s nothing more motivational than the Facebook status of a divorced dad who just got dumped again.

Bro looks like he carries three different colognes all the time.

Being nice should feel more instantly rewarding. Goddamn you evolution! Being a hater shouldn’t be gratifying.

How many fast food apps is too many?

Finally got to watch Pluribus. Kind of feels like a long episode of Black Mirror.

I love that the Eaux Claire festival is happening again, but GOD DAMN does their lineup never resonate with me. I hope everyone else enjoys it though.

Yo, it’s the winter member drive. Go donate.

Big same

Push it to the limit

As the saying goes

Any day where my puppy doesn’t step in his own poop is a good day.

Real ones know the best dating app is LinkedIn.

The hardest part about playing Commander with proxies is not being able to play at card shops when my group can’t get together. Idk if it’s worth spending thousands to recreate my decks and play with randos though.

Minnesota: we’d like universal healthcare and housing and education. Universal basic income if you can spare it! Federal government: oof yeah best we can do is kidnap and terrorize your communities. We’ll throw in killing people on the house though!

Saw a military convoy driving into Minneapolis going south bound on 35W near Roseville. Stay safe y’all.

Contemplating hopping in my car and driving to anywhere above freezing with no snow. Also, fuck ICE

I get random texts trying to buy the rental property I live at and I reply with this gif every time

ICE is patrolling my grade schools near my house. People who endorse or support this are fucked in the head.

Got done with Stranger Things. Need a new show to watch.

Is this art suppose to motivate me to use Duolingo more?

What do bards do in D&D besides have sex with everyone?

Nothing is more emotionally devastating than not getting a hotel room at the Combo Breaker venue.

Season 4 of The Witcher is some of the worst, most convoluted story telling that I’ve seen. I’m never quite sure what I’m watching or why, but I keep turning it back on.

Happy holidays to all those who still say “Fuck Twitter!”