why didn't anyone mourn me I'm devastated.

why have I been being mourned

went on vacation but forgot most of the other yordles in Bandle City want me dead permanently 💔

Piltover? I hardly know her!

depends on what you define as 'ok'

SHIMMER? I HARDLY KNOW HER HAHAHAH BA DUM TSS

why'd you name your kid Lavender

I dunno what we're congratulatin but if you need a shimmer cake for it I'm your guy

wasn't actually expectin any positive reception from that, where do I go from here...

GUESS WHOS BACK!! did ya miss me Pilties and Zaunites

//i make him so ooc sumtimes but i cant help it it amuses me

HELL YEAAAH LETS GO

what if I poured copious amounts of shimmer into Piltover's water system what then

//cyberpunk au... i been missing out

i can never tell if you Jayces love Viktor hate him or a mix of both

good for you, keep it. I like "unsafe" shimmer it has a kick to it

fifty cannisters of shimmer. eh, you'll be fine, thats nothin

the sky hehehehehe

I'm back. the haters are furious right now 🙏

it made me the sigma I am today

listen, reading the unbroken sigma male will do him some good it changed my life

I call myself Smeech. but "they" refer to me as a lotta things, rat, mange ridden chihuahua, etcetera etcetera so what do you go by?

// smeech the fuck are u gonna conquer had like 5 minutes of screen time before u bit the bullet LMAO

hey, now that's an offer I'll take you up on!

RIP Runeterra my time here has been terrible

yknow what I've just now changed my mind, Rictus is this world's champion ya should challenge him instead [ coward lol ]

me, I'm this world's champion. undefeated. apart from that one time but we don't talk about that

//

if I can't be happy nobody can

I have to prepare too not for valentines day plans shit but cause I'm gonna try ruin a lotta peoples relationships today by spreading rumors

[ staying out of it because he doesnt wanna face Silco's wrath. he'll just walk the streets of Zaun for now, bored. ]

shit. did I miss the family drama?

‎ 𝘏𝘢𝘭𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘭𝘦 ， 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘧 𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦 ， 𝘢𝘭𝘭  𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜  𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 ———— ‎

// redoing my whole intro post srry in advance for th spam 🙏 i dont fw how my pinned looks lol

third times the charm

we can bully you if you want Jinx

yknow death aint so scary when you literally cant die, hope the rest of you feel better soon though 🙏

listen maybe I like havin eye strain, ok?

There's nothin wrong with it... ignore these haters Jayce

???

//It says im following more ppl than I have followers but the only acc tht isnt following me there is bsky lmaooo i don't mind it but its kinda confusing is tht a glitch or smth

hiss