Okay! See y'all for Monaco in 2 weeks! No idea how that track is going to play out. Because of the huge electrical component to power, the cars will be arriving at corners faster than they're accustomed to and are thus more likely to just drive straight into the damn wall. #F1 #CanadianGP

Woah. A Heikki spotting. I can't even remember the last time I've seen or heard of this man. #F1 #CanadianGP

Would love to know the last time there were only 4 cars on the lead lap at the finish. Because holy shit. #F1 #CanadianGP

Lewis likely overjoyed simply to be in a situation at last where he can complain about people not moving for blue flags. #F1 #CanadianGP

Max Verstappen's maturity over the years finally showing via the fact that he now has a teammate more dirty than he is. #F1 #CanadianGP

........Okay I take that back. The car seems to have murdered itself instead and doesn't appear to be Russell's fault. #F1 #CanadianGP

Russell is going to get someone killed by the end of the season at this rate. You can't interlock wheels like that. #F1 #CanadianGP

Mclaren pulling a Ferrari on tyres. They know the general public can see the radar, right? There's currently nothing on it coming toward the track. #F1 #CanadianGP

I am actually quite impressed with Q3's ability to look like it was going to show us some kind of interesting shuffling of the front... and then as time ends still went back to a 2x2 style of order anyway. #F1 #CanadianGP

Boy I should pay more attention to when sprint weekends are, huh? We've never done one in Canada, so I can honestly say it at no point crossed my mind. Oh well. It was the same 2x2 result as we've had, sooooo yeah I apparently missed nothing not watching SQ. Thanks, F1! #F1 #CanadianGP

Even -I- feel bad for Max Verstappen, who has murdered the crap out of the entire field for the entire race via consistency and precision instead of just shoving people off the road like in F1! He more than earned this Nurburgring 24hr win. #N24

Nurburgring 24! Max Verstappen's car dominates the first 20.5 hours and then suddenly a BMW wagon might be on the podium & wtf just happened and why did I have to take my night meds 5 minutes before this?!? #N24

That all said, everyone should watch the Nurburgring 24h next weekend on account of it being the most openly insane race ever devised by humankind. It's -probably- all streamed again this year for free. #F1 #MiamiGP #N24

3 weeks until Canada?! Who booked this crap? Oh right, this part of the schedule was set up solely to benefit a specific driver who wanted to do the dumbest/greatest race on earth next weekend. #F1 #MiamiGP

Max winning DOTD solely on account of trying to murder every car he comes across is just... Sigh. #F1 #MiamiGP

Chance of some light rain in the final few laps. Maaaaybe. #F1 #MiamiGP

Track NW corner of this, rain moving NE. Sorry, y'all! Rain unlikely the rest of the way. #F1 #MiamiGP

I regret to inform everyone that a torrential downpour missed the track by literally 2km. #F1 #MiamiGP

Race Control: "Hey we're trying to leave ourselves an out to not penalize Max via some convoluted bullshit, so we're punting his penalty decision for after the race." #F1 #MiamiGP

Max: "I'm diving and overtaking you no matter what. Do not try to stop me or I will wreck your car." This is not okay. I don't know how you regulate it or fix it, but it's not acceptable racing. #F1 #MiamiGP

Max in red mist mode is still just fucking infuriating. #F1 #MiamiGP

The start is absolutely hilarious. Leclerc assumes both Antonelli AND Verstappen are going to go in deep and was correct. #F1 #MiamiGP

There's rain ~in the area~ which I know doesn't much but I don't know how else to explain it. The track is currently in a slot about 20km wide between blobs of rain. We may or may not get away with this. #F1 #MiamiGP

Rain in this region is hard to predict exact times on. Doesn't work like other regions in the US. As of yesterday, there was effectively an equal chance of rain at ANY point during the day on Sunday. Changing the start time accomplished effectively nothing. Rain is coming. #F1 #MiamiGP

I should probably not not look at headlines so I don't almost miss things like race start time changes. It's a fluke I'm even awake and finally saw it. Irony? They're backing themselves into the rain. It is most certainly coming. Soon. #F1 #MiamiGP

Oh I forgot the biggest change! Just the MINOR adjustment to harvesting has improved the drivability and spectator aspects massively. Actual fully flat on the straights now. This is why calls for huge changes are foolish at this point. Look at the difference one software change made! #F1 #MiamiGP

One fascinating observation out of the data-- Mclaren run a shorter final drive ratio vs the other Merc-powered cars. That means they run at higher overall RPMs. Everyone's peak speed is within a few clicks but they run 500rpm higher. Been there all year and I apparently didn't notice! #F1 #MiamiGP

My my that's quite the interesting SQ result. It's actually really hard to tell which car might be overall fastest because everyone is deploying a liiiittle differently. Even teammates! It's THE key piece of strategy now and I hope it gets more attention. #F1 #MiamiGP

The hell? There's racing this weekend? Are we sure? Most things in Florida are meth-driven hallucinations, so is this? Also lol it's going to be one of the hottest race weekends in years. That will be partially solved on Sunday by extreme downpours. This is going to be a trainwreck. #F1 #MiamiGP

"I am concerned about Pela's Baseball Racoon doujins" is a sentence I wrote tonight and other living humans actually understood what I meant. EXTREMELY confident that that is not a sequence of words that has ever been constructed until now.

Hey @microsoft.com, we're going to need to have a word about your color coding of weather advisories in your default app.

"The President and his top diplomat are at a cage fighting match in Miami while his inexperienced VP and son are overseas trying to end the US' most consequential war in a generation" is a pretty good encapsulation of the whole administration top to bottom.

Joke's on you, Severe Thunderstorm Warning. You can't use wind to damage trees very well because there are no leaves yet! Also wtf why are there severe thunderstorms?

You know what would be GREAT tracks for strategic energy-saving and overtaking with an OT line just before start/finish? Istanbul and Sepang... *COUGHCOUGHCOUGH* #F1 #JapaneseGP

Suggestion to the FIA-- Reconsider the OT line always just being before start/finish. It's only looked fun the past 2 races because there's been an overtaking point going into turn 1 where you're deploying heavily anyway. Miami does not have that. #F1 #JapaneseGP

Another fun podium combination! Where the fuck did this Mclaren come from? My concerns were unfounded--this track was more entertaining with this ruleset. 7 teams with points again. Lewis' still got it even if he got shuffled back. Max on suicide watch. Holy shit Fernando finished. #F1 #JapaneseGP

Lewis is dead meat without OT mode and drops a position to George after just a lap. Want to know what the difference in energy allowance means? That. #F1 #JapaneseGP

Russell goes into fast triple-blink mode, meaning total electric depletion. Leclerc gladly takes the place. #F1 #JapaneseGP

lmao, Albon is radioing advice for Sainz via the pit wall on how to better defend. #F1 #JapaneseGP

Dammit commentary, have some cajones and blame Donald Trump for 2 rounds being cancelled. It's 1:1. #F1 #JapaneseGP

Hamilton was overtaken by Russell for position technically on track but it's before the SC line so it's legal as far as I know. #F1 #JapaneseGP

Aah, season's first race lead change from a SC pitstop. #F1 #JapaneseGP

Mercedes on boost still patently absurd. They have the same peak power as the others, promise! #F1 #JapaneseGP

Clip played of why we have a delay... a Porsche got shoved aside at the hairpin, then decided to punt the offender literally up and over the barrier and fence at turn 12. My goodness. #F1 #JapaneseGP

It's almost race time! Merc is likely inevitable. Even if Ferrari get a huge start, they will get overtaken on the back straight. I'd expect 1 to disappear down the road on the first lap. We know little of race pace on mediums but order was Merc > Ferrari > Mclaren on Friday. #F1 #JapaneseGP

Well, Merc didn't take pole by as much as I expected, and kudos to Mclaren for piecing ... something together from somewhere. That Ferrari is allllmost as fast as the Merc but it seems virtually impossible to piece together everything at once. The Merc just -works-. #F1 #JapaneseGP

Yeah the situation from practice is finally playing out. Mercedes murders the snot out of everyone else on the back straight by nearly half a second. Best first sector out of Ferrari means nothing vs all that deploy. #F1 #JapaneseGP

You can call me a horrible person if you want, but Max needs to eat some humble pie at this point in his career to mature a bit. #F1 #JapaneseGP

Not on my bingo card: 1) Audi. The fuck? You can't even say it's their clever active aero here since it's barely on. 2) Cadillac is not the worst team by round 3. #F1 #JapaneseGP

As we come up to qualy where Mercedes should take it by at least half a second, dear reader, you may wonder where they're gaining all that time over Ferrari. In traction zones, almost exclusively. Out of the hairpin and out of Spoon. 3 tenths each spot. It's obscene. #F1 #JapaneseGP