Layoffs are not just “how the industry is going” They happen because pieces of shit who care only about themselves are put in positions of power Pieces of shit who have ruined this industry Never forget what these people have done. This industry is devastated, and their bank accounts are bulging

1000 hard working devs got laid off from Epic today. FUCK these corpo assholes and FUCK their investors. I will never get over the irony that an industry that produces fun runs on misery.

Back in Brooklyn! I asked for a room that wasn't near the front desk because they blast music there all night. So, they sent me to the farthest reaches of the building, to a room facing the street. The loud, loud street.

Honestly, what I remember best about Oblivion was the raw terror of encountering a mountain lion in the wild. I'm more scared of colovian mountain lions than I am of real mountain lions.

"I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's Emperor... This is the 27th of Last Seed; the Year of Akatosh 433. These are the closing days of the 3rd Era, and the final hours of my life." --Today is the 20th anniversary of the initial release of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion!

Just reread @duncanfyfe.net 's exhaustively researched article on TES lore and man, do I have thoughts. Observe, as I barf them out for anyone who cares to read them!

Wowzas. Really cool stuff here. Strongly encourage a read!

Love it!

AHHHHH! Huge thank you to @pantaloonzzz.bsky.social for drawing my silly Sotha Sil design! She’s so cute. 😭🥰

Last night I had Guinness and two slices of Joe's Pizza in Brooklyn. I feel like I aced the assignment of "St Paddy's in NYC"

I have now made the journey from Baltimore to Brooklyn twice. When do I earn the right to berate tourists about their poor choice of pizzeria, then loudly direct them to follow a coked up possum to a half-collapsed cardboard box hidden beneath the J train that sells the "best slice in town?"

Sometimes I get so angry I'm like "I have never been this angry in my life!" But then I think back to 1993 and those little assholes on Legends of the Hidden Temple who couldn't get their shit together in the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Being forced to watch that shit unfold ... That's true anger.

Have you ever built a recording studio out of your kids' blanket fort-making kit? Well, boy howdy, I sure have and lemme tell ya ... It looks like shit!

Leamon working on portfolio shit: "I'm a writer! An artist. What is an infographic if not a marriage of the two?" Canva:

*Leamon pulls the skin from his cybernetic skeleton to reveal a L-2000 lore development platform"

Astonishing X-Men #1 Age of Apocalypse was transformative for me - particularly the art. Joe Mad became a constant reference point for me (like many other aspiring comic geeks). Loved it from beginning to end!

This is still the hardest I've ever laughed in a movie theater.

⚙️ Love it. ⚙️

Late to the party, I know, but Dispatch is really, really good.

Ringing in the New Year in the time-honored Tuttle fashion: Wait till the wife conks out, start playing a video game, then randomly notice it's like 12:47.

When are we gonna get the promised sequel to the "Yuletide Adventures of 3 Man?" That's what I wanna know.

Leamon: "I write non-linearly. I always have. I recommend it to everyone. I truly believe that it's the best way to let a story breath and unfold naturally ..." Cop gesturing into Leamon's padded cell: "Yeah, we found him like this. You shoulda seen his Word files, Frank. Poor bastard ..."

Birds gotta fly. Fish gotta swim. Dog's gotta lay his drooly, shaggy-ass face all over my pillow.

I dunno what I expected to find on my feed when I joined Bluesky, but it definitely wasn't this many butts.

The greatest lie the Devil ever told is that everyone under the age of forty is capable of fixing whatever's wrong with your cell phone.

Yesterday, I won a card game at my in-laws' house. I know that doesn't mean much to you, but after 25 years of struggle, it felt like summiting Everest.

Happy Thanksgiving, gang!

Watching my kids scream at each other while playing "Love in a Dangerous Spacetime" is like watching all my failures as a father manifest in real time. Leamon: "This game is about love, guys." Kids: *incoherent crosstalk and a flood of cruel accusations*

Man, Paul Bunyan is gonna be super pissed off when he sees what these two little assholes are doing to his pants.

Yo, I'm here. God help me.