*Leamon pulls the skin from his cybernetic skeleton to reveal a L-2000 lore development platform"

Astonishing X-Men #1 Age of Apocalypse was transformative for me - particularly the art. Joe Mad became a constant reference point for me (like many other aspiring comic geeks). Loved it from beginning to end!

This is still the hardest I've ever laughed in a movie theater.

⚙️ Love it. ⚙️

Late to the party, I know, but Dispatch is really, really good.

Ringing in the New Year in the time-honored Tuttle fashion: Wait till the wife conks out, start playing a video game, then randomly notice it's like 12:47.

When are we gonna get the promised sequel to the "Yuletide Adventures of 3 Man?" That's what I wanna know.

Leamon: "I write non-linearly. I always have. I recommend it to everyone. I truly believe that it's the best way to let a story breath and unfold naturally ..." Cop gesturing into Leamon's padded cell: "Yeah, we found him like this. You shoulda seen his Word files, Frank. Poor bastard ..."

Birds gotta fly. Fish gotta swim. Dog's gotta lay his drooly, shaggy-ass face all over my pillow.

I dunno what I expected to find on my feed when I joined Bluesky, but it definitely wasn't this many butts.

The greatest lie the Devil ever told is that everyone under the age of forty is capable of fixing whatever's wrong with your cell phone.

Yesterday, I won a card game at my in-laws' house. I know that doesn't mean much to you, but after 25 years of struggle, it felt like summiting Everest.

Happy Thanksgiving, gang!

Watching my kids scream at each other while playing "Love in a Dangerous Spacetime" is like watching all my failures as a father manifest in real time. Leamon: "This game is about love, guys." Kids: *incoherent crosstalk and a flood of cruel accusations*

Man, Paul Bunyan is gonna be super pissed off when he sees what these two little assholes are doing to his pants.

Yo, I'm here. God help me.