gonna go see the notebook musical bc why not i wanna see another musical for funsies

CANT WAIT TO SLAP THESE ONTO THINGS

can yall pray that i dont get beat for cutting my hair bc my mom esp is very maga so if i cut my hair short shes bound to get super pissed off bc imma "look like a boy" and shit (which is the goal but who cares)

#Sharpwolf Meal for a king

#hadesnsfw I can't believe no one out there is drawing Asterius x Hypnos 😭 I guess I have to feed myself

anytime i talk with oomf i just realize how much of a useless fat fucking chud i am bc i dont amount to anything im not productive i cant do anything on my own

YOU DON'T HAVE TO ASK TWICE BESTIE... HAPPY BIRTHDAY NINES EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY NINES IN THE COMMENTS

the way i am fed up with this country is insane... fuck trump, fuck ice, fuck maga... im literally so tired of the shit thats happening already. were only 8 days into 2026 and theres so much shit thats happened. justice for renee nicole good and every other victim of ICE's violence.

#Telestratus Another pearl from the serv with all the tiny cock Peisi truthers

He's already let a little bit escape just from being caught off guard and now this one suitor (I'm thinking Eurymachus) has a front row seat to watch him piss himself in the middle of this empty hallway

I bet he’d whimper and accidentally make the whole situation worse. Because now the oblivious suitor is teasing him And grabbing him with wandering hands so he can’t escape said teasing.

What if he's in a crowd and manages to escape as he's on the verge of pissing himself, but it's only a very brief relief until one of the suitors finds him and corners him when he's already sooo close to the bathroom

we need more telemachus omorashi art make that loser twink struggle to hold in his piss until he finally cant anymore and he pisses himself and drowns in the humiliation

if only my big strong antinous was laying beside me in the bed right now shirtless with a thong on... he would protect me 🥹

Telemachus stuck in a stupid meeting for hours. He's been horny all day, but his many duties stopped him from tackling the issue earlier, and he had thought this would have been over by now. To make things worse, Antinous is directly in front of him, looking at him with *those eyes*.

Pwetty #hermaphroditus #greekmythology

we as a society need more telemachus omorashi please

My wife put this idea in my mind and went back to work and now I can't stop thinking about it. Antinous squeezing Telemachus' small tits, playing with them until his little pink nipples are hard and begging for attention and then biting, twisting them ❤️

Happy new year!!! Y'all get a little gift in the form of a little slutty Telemachus

js found out i was BLOCKED by an oomf?????? 😭😭😭😭😭 erm what the fart what i DO 💜

Antinous with a habit of holding Telemachus' waist. Picks him up, manhandles him, all while squishing those beautiful soft hips

im doing witchcraft im not giving up that easily LMAOOO

he told me he was flattered by my affection but said he had a girlfriend oh its so joever i hate my life i wanna kms

guess who almost threw up and was shaking uncontrollably bc their crush's dm showed the "typing..." indicator several times for a fat moment

I simply will not like u if u speak ill of them #teletinous

christmas going well this year only bc my crush saw my post of a drawing i made for/of him and he replied to it in dms and also commented on it and he clearly liked it so ehehehehehe

I am up far too late but Antinous using Telemachus as a platter for food

liking someone whos very liked in general is a humiliating experience bc i already know other girls like him the way i do fuuuck this is so stupid im stupid fuck my stupid chungus life

#Sharpwolf How to keep your omega faithful and satisfied, a tutorial with Alpha Antinous

This is how you know it's the one: keeping conversation with you as you hallucinate from sleep deprivation

i remember my friend saw me drawing my crush and he said that i was weird for doing that like girl gtfo leave me alone...

brushed against my crush several times already in the span of 2 days i need that filipino boy so badly omfg

age play tele

were up guys my crush actually msgd me... so far so good it was a simple but cute interaction

started off my week completely miserable and suicidal

me after writing weird things but its ok bc ao3 and my dms with bubble are my safe spaces

i feel like this breed of dog

oh uhm 😭

Well don’t leave him begging for it

I want Lucifer's cozy outfit so much I had to give it to Telemachus Also my boy has such a nice booty eheh🤭 ✨✨✨✨✨ #telemachus #greekmythology #odyssey #hazbinhotelLucifer

this was another one requested by coth! pussy icarus is now canonized. all icarus pieces must feature his pussy #hades2

#sharpwolf Prince x Knight AU👑⚔️ ( This one is for Tumblr )

WIP

guess who got tickets to see hadestown again...

feeling like this rn

hey guys you should check out my first ever fic it might not be the best but i tried archiveofourown.org/works/749272...

i think i fixed the fic ermmm... who up tryna read it 🥺🥺🥺🥺 i tried my best

During his period, Tele just feels tighter. As Anti fingers him, he can feel how much tender he is, and he is hard already just thinking about how Tele will feel the stretch and burn for the entirety of the next day. When he walks or sits down he will ache and remember how he cried on Anti's cock...