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🏳️🌈 Gaylor🌼 She/her 35🫡 Caffeinated Chaos ☕️ Desert Dweller 🏜️ 🥃 Maroon enthusiast. 🍷🫦 ♊️ ☀️. ♐️ 🌙
Took a break from the Tswift hyperfixation to finally finish my Hocus Pocus LEGO set that I’ve had for two years 🤣 I now know why I hesitated to get started, my subconscious knew this was an expensive hobby lurking in the shadows. 🤣 Now I want more 🤣
10 days ago
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Taylor tradwife trolled so hard now she’s racist? What in the fuck?
11 days ago
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Hahahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA just found out some precious photos of mine from abroad are just GONE. So yep this is fine, everything's fine.
11 days ago
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And here I was so excited to finally be free from Disney+ 🤣
11 days ago
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Found a sick clearance hoodie today 🤣 I have no one IRL to share this lore with. But I bought this so fucking fast 🤣
13 days ago
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Alright I’m full on pissed off at this woman now. What do you mean that fuckass “Ruin the Friendship” song has people posting videos about their ruin the friendship success stories. TAYLOR. This is a personal attack. For fuck sake. I’ll never get over her either, look what you’ve done. 😂 😑
14 days ago
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I’ve got beef with the WNBA for a 5:00 local start for a Finals game. Won suite tickets at work and traffic was a nightmare. How am I going to shoot my shot with Satou now? (Like she doesn’t have the freaking finals to focus on 🤣 )
16 days ago
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It’s wild how little I’ve listened to the album in comparison to others, and my brain just keeps playing little snippets over and over. Yesterday it was Wood, today it’s Wi$h Li$t. Neither of which are ones I’ve listened to more than 5? times?
16 days ago
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Wood pisses me off because it really is a bop, and then she just had to fuck it up with the whole key thighs thing 🤣. But I can be persuaded with a little pronoun switcheroo. It’s really just London Boy 2.0 explicit version.
17 days ago
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THERE ARE TOO MANY FUCKING BUZZWORDS IN THE LAST FEW PAGES. I'M LOSING MY MIND.
18 days ago
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Bingeing the latest June Bates, because surely that will help me wind down (sarcasm) ANYWAY…. I’d like to submit this into evidence. I’d been convinced for a while (if anything just because it’d be sweet if true). There are some other things too but this one made me drop the book.
18 days ago
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My brain goblin is too preoccupied with my little plane game to pivot. The plane 'tism has taken over full control of the dopamine factory at the moment. But the brain goblin still of course needs a sip of the TayTay tea.
18 days ago
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Seeing these live posts without watching whats going on is HILARIOUS.
18 days ago
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Me when I see the tiny bourbon bottle in the freezer: “I’ll be your father figure. I drink that brown liquor. I can make deals with the devil because my dick’s bigger.” Crazy woman about to turn me into a drinker again because of a fucking song 🤣.
18 days ago
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She could have at least had a better cover photo when I finally caved and contributed $5 to the insanity of it all 🤣❤️🔥 I know the picture on the right isn’t very “alone in my tower” but it is very alone in MY tower. *Badum tsss* Lordy someone take my phone away 🤣
18 days ago
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Fine Blondie, you got me. $4.99 for the fuckass DELUXE Alone In My Tower Acoustic Edition. You finally got my ass with the nostalgia of an iTunes purchase. Ok now just release a collection of posters from the photoshoot and title it “sapphic sparklepuss sunshine edition” or some shit like that. 💳
18 days ago
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The whole kaleidoscope thing with these lyric videos is trippy AF 🤣. Of course I started with Elizabeth Taylor and she’s so mean for just putting her little hip caress on loop.
19 days ago
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Ok but girl DROP THAT SHOULDER ROUTINE 😩. Fine, I’ll hit more lateral raises this week, dammit.
19 days ago
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Finally watching the video and all I’m thinking is “woman, I need you to flex those guns” god DAMN she looks good.
19 days ago
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Ohhhh just sitting here thinking about that time Taylor popped up at a Haim show and sang a mashup of Gasoline and Love Story.
20 days ago
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I don't want to buy CDssssss....... but the damn covers. She's so damn hot.
20 days ago
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Interesting week to switch up my ADHD meds. I’m over here like “nah they’re not working” Oh….oh they’re working! Just not on work 🤣
21 days ago
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Me noticing my turntable spinning 1% faster while playing Mayhem actually SAVED ME. I’ve been bummed about not having a replacement yet but it was the push I needed to stop going variant crazy. Those would have been some expensive ass posters 🤣
21 days ago
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She really said “If you’re going to continue to interpret shit wrong, then fine. Here’s exactly what you so desperately want.”
21 days ago
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So many comments from Swifties saying they feel like they’re being gaslit. *cackling and kicking my feet* 🔥 ❤️🔥 yes you’re on fire babes, eyes on the exit. Burning it doooowwwwwn
21 days ago
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I’m cackling. 🤣 ok yea honestly obsessed with this album now for the social experiment of it all 💀
21 days ago
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Made it 15 minutes being logged in for work before I got my first “so what did you think of the new album” 🤣 🫠
21 days ago
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Girlie pop has been referencing George Michael long before Father Figure.
21 days ago
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Hold up, Swifties hate it? Like...she point blank gave them the lyrics they thought they were interpreting in past albums? Now that's cinema.
21 days ago
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How am I supposed to work today?
21 days ago
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Photo choice for this visualizer checks out.
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Taylor Swift - Elizabeth Taylor (Visualizer)
YouTube video by Taylor Swift
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mg_Qtr6Osg
21 days ago
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Sitting here thinking about that fuckass spaghetti and then realized...."ah yes... you know what's also straight until it gets wet" GIRL I AM SO ON TO YOU.
22 days ago
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Her photoshoot for this album is for the lady loving ladies. She said "Ok, I know the lyrics are ridiculous at times, but I know you get it. Here's a peace offering. To enjoy once you stop blacking out thinking about my dick size." Or maybe that was just for me, I can't be sure.
22 days ago
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Elizabeth Taylor is my number 1
22 days ago
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They want what video taken off the internet Taylor? Tayloooooooorrrrr Oh... ah right yep Elizabeth Taylor.
22 days ago
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Honestly obsessed with how she says "man" in Actually Romantic. Like she really nailed the unenthusiastic, meh tone there 🤣
22 days ago
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WELL, not quiiiiiiite. But there's still time
add a skeleton here at some point
22 days ago
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I WAS SO DISTRACTED BY THE DICK BIGGER LYRIC I TOTALLY MISSED THE "This love is pure profit" lyric. GOD DAMMIT WOMAN.
22 days ago
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Can't tell if my head hurts from processing, or from my afternoon adderall wearing off 🤣
22 days ago
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First listen thoughts in summary: "Wow, what a 'lil jokester" "Ok but HOW BIG, Taylor?"
22 days ago
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Ok yea didn't need to backtrack through Wood. The FUCK is this....hahahahahahaha. She's so over this shit...
22 days ago
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Jesus christ is was still processing WiSh Li$t and completly wasn't paying attention to Wood....and only zoned back in when I heard "opened my thighs" GIRL
22 days ago
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Wi$h Li$t is Ross's song.
22 days ago
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DYINGGGG.... her tone in Actually Romantic has me in tears. THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY.
22 days ago
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Nah, Eldest Daughter being track 5 is bait. She had to put that after singing about how big her dick is. She was coming in too hot.
22 days ago
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Very much fighting the urge to skip Eldest Daughter
22 days ago
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Always knew Taylor had big dick energy
22 days ago
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"I'd cry my eyes violet" Gee willickers.... can't imagine what that could possibly mean.
22 days ago
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Happy first NFL Sunday to all who celebrate! For those of us sports gays who have always been into this emotional torture.... even before the grand showgirl mastermind takeover 🤣. May all your teams have great days! Unless your team is the Bears, Lions, or Vikings 🤣
about 2 months ago
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“What keeps you up at night?” Me: “This” And, baby, that’s show business for you ❤️🔥
about 2 months ago
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