Loved everything about that damn video. I adore Domhall Gleeson.

I need to know what the blurred pictures are hanging in her cleaning cart.

The sheer amount of neurodivergence on display in this documentary just warms my damn heart.

In a devastating turn of events, I had to say goodbye to my cat last Friday. Lost my soulmate and I'm not sure how to be, but adjusting. So needless to say, I need to catch upon everything. If anyone feels like dropping some bullet points on where to start that would be great 🫶

My eyeballs hurt too much. Sleep wins 🤣

You know what, fuck it. I am going to start believing these damn tarot card readings popping up on my FYP. Because fucking Taylor Swift is messing with Rep the same time the girl I never got over (who I went to rep tour with) popped back up in my life. So it’s the tarot readings or Taylor is a witch

I instantly noticed my record player spinning 1% too fast when listening to Mayhem, I have a fine tuned Gaga ear. I have lost my Taylor ear, or am I refusing the changes? It all still sounds fucking good. Call it What You Want though in this Dolby Atmos shit, even more undeniably slurry 🤣

I know it’s just Rep but I ran to go check The Very First Night, just in case.

Ok fiiiiiine, bitch I’ll get out of bed and get my good headphones. Fucking psycho

Taylor….as a fellow elder millennial, you have got to stop doing these late night shenanigans. I haven’t slept well all week, my Garmin is mad at me, and just one day of shit sleep has me feeling hungover. Babe, we are closer to 40 now than 30, STOP THIS SHIT 😩 😭

I think I have some catching up to do. 🤣

Ok yes hello gays in my phone. For the witchy ones.... or tarot card ones? is that witchy? ANYWAY.... so if after hanging out with a friend I find a flyer for a psychic with the lovers card on it.... should I take that as a sign? 🤣 I should add that this friend is my "one that got away" situation.

Holy FUCK. The Old Religion on Florence’s new album. Good god my ears just had an orgasm and I’m crying 😭 🤣

Scrolling Reddit and had this post from some fuck ass Travis and Taylor subreddit recommended to me. I thought this was a joke. I scrolled the thread for shits and giggles and my god go read some of this shit. 11k upvotes and 6.7k comments.

Took a break from the Tswift hyperfixation to finally finish my Hocus Pocus LEGO set that I’ve had for two years 🤣 I now know why I hesitated to get started, my subconscious knew this was an expensive hobby lurking in the shadows. 🤣 Now I want more 🤣

Taylor tradwife trolled so hard now she’s racist? What in the fuck?

Hahahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA just found out some precious photos of mine from abroad are just GONE. So yep this is fine, everything's fine.

And here I was so excited to finally be free from Disney+ 🤣

Found a sick clearance hoodie today 🤣 I have no one IRL to share this lore with. But I bought this so fucking fast 🤣

Alright I’m full on pissed off at this woman now. What do you mean that fuckass “Ruin the Friendship” song has people posting videos about their ruin the friendship success stories. TAYLOR. This is a personal attack. For fuck sake. I’ll never get over her either, look what you’ve done. 😂 😑

I’ve got beef with the WNBA for a 5:00 local start for a Finals game. Won suite tickets at work and traffic was a nightmare. How am I going to shoot my shot with Satou now? (Like she doesn’t have the freaking finals to focus on 🤣 )

It’s wild how little I’ve listened to the album in comparison to others, and my brain just keeps playing little snippets over and over. Yesterday it was Wood, today it’s Wi$h Li$t. Neither of which are ones I’ve listened to more than 5? times?

Wood pisses me off because it really is a bop, and then she just had to fuck it up with the whole key thighs thing 🤣. But I can be persuaded with a little pronoun switcheroo. It’s really just London Boy 2.0 explicit version.

THERE ARE TOO MANY FUCKING BUZZWORDS IN THE LAST FEW PAGES. I'M LOSING MY MIND.

Bingeing the latest June Bates, because surely that will help me wind down (sarcasm) ANYWAY…. I’d like to submit this into evidence. I’d been convinced for a while (if anything just because it’d be sweet if true). There are some other things too but this one made me drop the book.

My brain goblin is too preoccupied with my little plane game to pivot. The plane 'tism has taken over full control of the dopamine factory at the moment. But the brain goblin still of course needs a sip of the TayTay tea.

Seeing these live posts without watching whats going on is HILARIOUS.

Me when I see the tiny bourbon bottle in the freezer: “I’ll be your father figure. I drink that brown liquor. I can make deals with the devil because my dick’s bigger.” Crazy woman about to turn me into a drinker again because of a fucking song 🤣.

She could have at least had a better cover photo when I finally caved and contributed $5 to the insanity of it all 🤣❤️‍🔥 I know the picture on the right isn’t very “alone in my tower” but it is very alone in MY tower. *Badum tsss* Lordy someone take my phone away 🤣

Fine Blondie, you got me. $4.99 for the fuckass DELUXE Alone In My Tower Acoustic Edition. You finally got my ass with the nostalgia of an iTunes purchase. Ok now just release a collection of posters from the photoshoot and title it “sapphic sparklepuss sunshine edition” or some shit like that. 💳

The whole kaleidoscope thing with these lyric videos is trippy AF 🤣. Of course I started with Elizabeth Taylor and she’s so mean for just putting her little hip caress on loop.

Ok but girl DROP THAT SHOULDER ROUTINE 😩. Fine, I’ll hit more lateral raises this week, dammit.

Finally watching the video and all I’m thinking is “woman, I need you to flex those guns” god DAMN she looks good.

Ohhhh just sitting here thinking about that time Taylor popped up at a Haim show and sang a mashup of Gasoline and Love Story.

I don't want to buy CDssssss....... but the damn covers. She's so damn hot.

Interesting week to switch up my ADHD meds. I’m over here like “nah they’re not working” Oh….oh they’re working! Just not on work 🤣

Me noticing my turntable spinning 1% faster while playing Mayhem actually SAVED ME. I’ve been bummed about not having a replacement yet but it was the push I needed to stop going variant crazy. Those would have been some expensive ass posters 🤣

She really said “If you’re going to continue to interpret shit wrong, then fine. Here’s exactly what you so desperately want.”

So many comments from Swifties saying they feel like they’re being gaslit. *cackling and kicking my feet* 🔥 ❤️‍🔥 yes you’re on fire babes, eyes on the exit. Burning it doooowwwwwn

I’m cackling. 🤣 ok yea honestly obsessed with this album now for the social experiment of it all 💀

Made it 15 minutes being logged in for work before I got my first “so what did you think of the new album” 🤣 🫠

Girlie pop has been referencing George Michael long before Father Figure.

Hold up, Swifties hate it? Like...she point blank gave them the lyrics they thought they were interpreting in past albums? Now that's cinema.

How am I supposed to work today?

Photo choice for this visualizer checks out. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mg_...

Sitting here thinking about that fuckass spaghetti and then realized...."ah yes... you know what's also straight until it gets wet" GIRL I AM SO ON TO YOU.

Her photoshoot for this album is for the lady loving ladies. She said "Ok, I know the lyrics are ridiculous at times, but I know you get it. Here's a peace offering. To enjoy once you stop blacking out thinking about my dick size." Or maybe that was just for me, I can't be sure.

Elizabeth Taylor is my number 1

They want what video taken off the internet Taylor? Tayloooooooorrrrr Oh... ah right yep Elizabeth Taylor.

Honestly obsessed with how she says "man" in Actually Romantic. Like she really nailed the unenthusiastic, meh tone there 🤣