please don't let me be the oracle again, please don't let me be the oracle again, please don't let me be the oracle again

hollow purple

It’s gonna be fun until i bark and you pop a boner like you’re back in middle school about to give a presentation - @st-guinevere.bsky.social

I stand by each statement wholeheartedly and with conviction

average conversation between me and @st-guinevere.bsky.social

this holiday creamy vanilla coke tastes like hyper speed frotting on space stimulants

yes I have a crush on someone now, yes it is driving me insane, yes I will be formally filing a complaint with the Gwen's feelings department

at some point DBZ came up and she has not stopped talking about it for 45 minutes

manifesting getting railed and left with bloody scratches on my back

I will not fall for this nerd after one day of talking, even though they have a lot of transformers and asked me what my favorite bug is

grindr calls to me like the sirens, and no one is around to tie me to the mast

yes I have the power of prophecy, it came free with my BPD

im not even on progesterone anymore ive just always been feral prey yearning for an evil woman to beat me

the moment my lungs are healed im smoking an entire pack of Marlboro red shorts, I will be putting them out on beautiful women on a first cum first serve basis

very funny that the most important relationship in my life started from this

made my choice and im more back than ive ever been, life begins again

Gwen deals with the impossible choice yet again and is yet again unable to decide, truly this time in my life is misery

manifesting getting passed around like a joint at the function

who's trying to pay for my lobotomy?

im very huntable and can feed multiple people for days

beating myself with a mallet till it feels like a beautiful woman is holding me

i think I'll abuse stimulants, eat pizza, smoke weed, and watch breaking bad, that'll fix me until an evil woman can fix me

getting fucked up with my ex's ex this weekend, I love being transgender

bloodletting would fix me, it's been too long since a beautiful woman has made me bleed, my humors are definitely out of balance

improving my lungs not for my sake, but for the sake of all the women who want to shotgun me weed till I can't move

manifesting a beautiful older woman who will buy me a collar that says 'snuff bait' and buy me a cage to sleep in

if I ever make the switch to just it/its, I'm definitely going by Gub

just accidently ended a text to my ex with beloved, feels like I called my teacher mom

getting ads for razors and waxing, the algorithm not only knows im single now, but that im a bottom

got broken up with and didn't immediately install grindr, huge win for those who don't know