Philip Rivers got signed by the Colts, meanwhile Colin Kapernick sitting at home like

Slippery Stairs … “sports non event”

If Seinfeld was on HBO

Name a stage musical where the second act is better than the first act.

CFP committee adopting the “Whose Line Is It Anyway” approach, I see.

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity

Baseball writers are some little bitches ... "Babe Ruth wasn't a unanimous HoF selection so NO ONE should be unanimous" is such a dumb take. ALMOST as dumb as whoever thought Babe Ruth wasn't HoF worthy.

Reading this made me instantly feel 20 years older

Why is Hugh Jackman playing Elvis in a Neil Diamond biopic?

@crewless.bsky.social www.instagram.com/reel/DPrgy_m...

The “questions” volley scene in Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead remains one of my all time favorite scenes from any movie ever. RIP

Does the governor still take the winner of the Texas/TAMU game to the Chicken Ranch?

Hey, so … have the Cowboys ever considered scheduling a playoff game for Thanksgiving?

So there’s a sign language interpreter for the national anthem, which is cool and all, but … it’s being played on a trumpet, not sung … so for someone who’s been deaf since birth, do you just envision the lyrics coming out of the trumpet?

null% off? What a deal!

Yes, I was there in the 90’s. This is, in fact, how it worked. Lots of us got jobs through monster referrals.

Share a 90s movie that you think deserves more love.

Share a 90s movie that you think deserves more love.

Smallville has been a wild ride, and I haven’t been happy with all of it … but I would be happy with more of Michael Shanks’ Hawkman!

Is … ummmm … is that the official term for this phase?

I can’t believe this is how I learn that Chris Paul is still playing

I’m not sure what you people were expecting. Were they just supposed to drop haymakers on each other? Start a rap battle? Mud wrestle? Their NY businessmen in suits ffs.

I’m sure these colors are going to turn out to be in tribute of something very meaningful and I’m gonna feel like an asshole, but Jesus Christ …

Dear god what are the Texans wearing?

Google AI needs to eat a snickers maybe?

If you don't remember Jeff Blauser, I wouldn't blame you. He was a consistent shortstop in the 90's, but far from one of the game's top players. It was an era of god-tier SSs. Guys like Ozzie Smith, Cal Ripken, Jr., and Barry Larkin, not to mention the single-name crew of Nomar, Jeter, and A-Rod ...

I heard in the last episode he falls down an elevator shaft …

What’s that kryptonite stuff called, again?

Publix cashier with the standard issue Prada sneakers

I'm gonna need a whole bunch of y'all to look up what "POV" means.

Dog ̶B̶i̶t̶e̶s̶ Shoots Man

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? There are, ummmm, a few choices …

Top five film genres: • horny dumbass gets dick eaten by a beautiful demoness • cops fucked w the wrong guy & now they dead • punk rock sci fi • trained assassin falls in love with his target’s daughter • chaos

I’m in favor of a constitutional amendment requiring all pinball machines to be coin operated

He wasn't wrong

I understand his issue with the Cola Wars, but what did Billy Joel have against the Tom Hardy film RocknRolla that caused him to rant about it nearly a decade before it's release?

I am once again begging people to pick up a goddamn book or something ...

Is it Superman? I bet it’s Superman.

Why indeed?

This leaves out the most salient duck fact: Ducks eat for free at Subway

President ICP

Big budget Hardy Boys movie when?

I think this is my all time favorite Norm Macdonald joke

Idk who needs to hear this, but vegetables don’t exist. So if someone wants to “well akshully” you about a tomato or a pumpkin or some shit, just tell em they’re a dumbass.

Deep Cover (1992) A crime noir starring “Larry” Fishburne & Jeff Goldblum “I thought I was a cop pretending to be a drug dealer. Turns out I was a drug dealer pretending to be a cop.”

They say NYC has 5 burros, but I only saw horses there ... 🤔