Funny how the President who "doesn't drink" and has never "done drugs" has turned the Whitehouse into a frat house. Between Kash PaTab and Pete Kegseth cabinet meetings are going to have to double as AA meetings.

Well it's been two seasons and this hospital has yet to sink into the titular Pitt we are promised. Very disappointed.

This year is America's 250th anniversary. I am JUST young enough that if I am lucky I can live to see it's 300th. I am not sure America will still be around.

The old bag shit his pants, but look he threw the poopy diaper away all by himself, let's give him a round of applause. www-foxnews-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.foxn...

@jjjacksfilms.bsky.social This is an account called "saving people from non-stop yappers" that takes videos from people doing actual commentary/reactions and then freeboots the original video without commentary or sometimes just mutes the commentary and adds a dog png. youtube.com/shorts/CPs9G...

They made it really easy to carve a little Hitler mustache on him. share.google/YjqBW6kyq8cr...

Sony, I think we've probably had enough Spiderman movies for awhile. Please stop.

How weird would it be if Dune 3 was all ballet and opera.

The Academy has never taken the Horror Genre seriously when it comes to best picture. The closest they have ever gotten was Silence of the Lambs and that's more of a thriller. Movies when Vampires and gore are a hard sell for the stuffy old suits. Sinners did was better than I would have guessed.

Oh boy I'm sure nothing could possibly go wrong! America’s founding documents fly out of nation’s capital for first time on the freedom plane | CNN share.google/aZ30FdUgEFOW...

If there's one thing donald trump loves it's hurting little girls. Strike on Girls’ School Kills 115, Iranian State Media Says - The New York Times share.google/ib7A6mBCmKXe...

10 years ago people were posting "I HEREBY DECLARE THAT I DO NOT GIVE MY PERMISSION FOR FACEBOOK TO USE ANY OF MY PERSONAL DATA." Now they post statements about how they're not suicidal or ill and the brakes on their car are well maintained. What a crazy decade it's been.

Superbowl Sunday? More like Stupor Bore Dumb Day.

Same people who think Bad Bunny is a "foreigner" want to take over Canada and Greenland. Why? So you can refuse to acknowledge their citizenship?

Ugh. They're doing ANOTHER Superbowl? Get some new ideas already.

You know if everyone would just submit to the fascist storm troopers carrying out politically motivated arrests of people who haven't done anything wrong, it would be slightly less likely you'll be assassinated in an American city on the side of the road! Just lick the boots.

Perfect. Yes. Ban sports! Finally something I can get behind.

So Epstein-list frequent flyer Donald Trump has a new health plan. Give you money so you can spend who knows how long trying to find the best deal for health care. Just what we all want MORE price comparison shopping and trying to find a deal among a mess of options that we don't understand. Cool.

What's up with these Arrested Development ass end credits, Stranger Things documentary?

@jjjacksfilms.bsky.social This guy is an attorney who just steals content. His about me section talks about his commentary and blah blah blah. Every short he posts is stolen with one of three silent reactions at the start. Boomer content thief who should know better: youtube.com/@hawkpodcast...

I just saw that the new IRS form for the no tax on tips portion of the dumbass Trump budget Bill is called form 4547, as in 45th President and 47th President, which is both cringe and gross. Who the fuck wants their name associated with an IRS form? What a weirdo!

In the 90s there was an HBO film called the second civil war starring Phil Hartman as a dumb President. I remember in one scene they talk about how he is influenced by books about past Presidents and tries to emulate their ideas and policies even if it's not right for the situation.

It's a shame the Nintendo Wii never used the wiimote as a free floating joystick for a Starfox game. Tilting forward and backward to go up and down. Trigger to shoot. Could have been fun.

Ugh 2026 sucks. What a year am I right?

Stranger Things seasons 2-5 are a sloppy, disappointing mess. Should have stopped at the end of Season 1.

Spoiler Alert: In Chapter 8, Eleven gets a nose bleed!

share.google/XutLis0QLRDh... In a surprise twist the role of Manny will now be played by Pedro Pascal.

Stranger Things season 5 stole their plot from Half Life. The upside down is Xen. Demogorgons are Vortigaunts. Vecna is the Combine. Which makes Hopper Alex.

So after the third Impeachment he gets one for free, right?

Gotta say this is a pretty solid Christmas EP. music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

My band put out a fun little Christmas Song. There's nothing weird or off-putting about it at all. Enjoy! youtu.be/LDTuZ3G62AQ

Hey @jjjacksfilms.bsky.social hope your day is going well. Saw this, thought you might want to smite them. youtube.com/shorts/5evKi...

Bootlicker is too weak a word for these cowards. Maybe butthole lickers? share.google/DOlakcYhyqCC...

1977: Star Wars is born 1997: Star Wars is bastardized 2017: Last Jedi kills Star Wars 2027: Somehow it survived? It's Official: The Original Theatrical Cut of 'Star Wars' Is Coming Back to Theaters share.google/LDBHsegLEJ35...

I decided to try my hand at writing complete and total garbage. Here is the first page or so of Fast and Furious 67. #scriptsky #screenwriting #firstpagefriday

How about this year we all get together and pretend that "Happy Holidays" is no longer politically correct because depression exists so now everyone has to say "I hope you are able to enjoy the Holiday season" and we all pretend that we love how easy it rolls off the tongue. So snappy and succinct.

Trump will release his MRI, his tax returns, blue prints to area 51, a secret pre-release Presidential copy of Half Life 3, and an unredacted original draft of the Mueller Report before he even considers releasing the Epstein files.

@jjjacksfilms.bsky.social Bad reaction content: youtube.com/@justspoody?...

I wonder if this breaks as soon as you start to play with it.

Why do skinny toilet and Mr. Beast have the exact same smile?

Smart Person: You'd never talk to your friends the way you talk to yourself. Me: I'd never be friends with me.

Trumps advisors: Latest polls show disapproval rating is the highest of your career. Trump's old man ears and puddle of a brain hear: Latest polls show this approval rating is the highest of your career. That's the only way to explain his complete disconnect with reality.

How long until we find out Trump has already pardoned himself for anything and everything related to Epstein?

If I was writing for SNL tonight I would make the cold open Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton. Bill: I want to start by stating clearly I did not have sexual relations with that man, Mr. Trump. Reporters ask ?'s about Emails. Bill redirects every question back to that one very specific rumor.

Bill Clinton has a chance to do the funniest thing...

Ah yes investigate Bill Clinton and how his penis ended up in Trump's mouth.

I feel like this about sums up this year's mood.

It feels like they're slow dripping the Epstein files so when the final reveal is made there won't be enough shock and contempt left to carry a political revolt. The fact that the orange turd is a child rapist will be so well documented that the actual confirmation will be met with a 'well duh'

Are they doing the Superbowl AGAIN?! Get some new ideas guys. Geez.