Perfect. Yes. Ban sports! Finally something I can get behind.

So Epstein-list frequent flyer Donald Trump has a new health plan. Give you money so you can spend who knows how long trying to find the best deal for health care. Just what we all want MORE price comparison shopping and trying to find a deal among a mess of options that we don't understand. Cool.

What's up with these Arrested Development ass end credits, Stranger Things documentary?

@jjjacksfilms.bsky.social This guy is an attorney who just steals content. His about me section talks about his commentary and blah blah blah. Every short he posts is stolen with one of three silent reactions at the start. Boomer content thief who should know better: youtube.com/@hawkpodcast...

I just saw that the new IRS form for the no tax on tips portion of the dumbass Trump budget Bill is called form 4547, as in 45th President and 47th President, which is both cringe and gross. Who the fuck wants their name associated with an IRS form? What a weirdo!

In the 90s there was an HBO film called the second civil war starring Phil Hartman as a dumb President. I remember in one scene they talk about how he is influenced by books about past Presidents and tries to emulate their ideas and policies even if it's not right for the situation.

It's a shame the Nintendo Wii never used the wiimote as a free floating joystick for a Starfox game. Tilting forward and backward to go up and down. Trigger to shoot. Could have been fun.

Ugh 2026 sucks. What a year am I right?

Stranger Things seasons 2-5 are a sloppy, disappointing mess. Should have stopped at the end of Season 1.

Spoiler Alert: In Chapter 8, Eleven gets a nose bleed!

share.google/XutLis0QLRDh... In a surprise twist the role of Manny will now be played by Pedro Pascal.

Stranger Things season 5 stole their plot from Half Life. The upside down is Xen. Demogorgons are Vortigaunts. Vecna is the Combine. Which makes Hopper Alex.

So after the third Impeachment he gets one for free, right?

Gotta say this is a pretty solid Christmas EP. music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

My band put out a fun little Christmas Song. There's nothing weird or off-putting about it at all. Enjoy! youtu.be/LDTuZ3G62AQ

Hey @jjjacksfilms.bsky.social hope your day is going well. Saw this, thought you might want to smite them. youtube.com/shorts/5evKi...

Bootlicker is too weak a word for these cowards. Maybe butthole lickers? share.google/DOlakcYhyqCC...

1977: Star Wars is born 1997: Star Wars is bastardized 2017: Last Jedi kills Star Wars 2027: Somehow it survived? It's Official: The Original Theatrical Cut of 'Star Wars' Is Coming Back to Theaters share.google/LDBHsegLEJ35...

I decided to try my hand at writing complete and total garbage. Here is the first page or so of Fast and Furious 67. #scriptsky #screenwriting #firstpagefriday

How about this year we all get together and pretend that "Happy Holidays" is no longer politically correct because depression exists so now everyone has to say "I hope you are able to enjoy the Holiday season" and we all pretend that we love how easy it rolls off the tongue. So snappy and succinct.

Trump will release his MRI, his tax returns, blue prints to area 51, a secret pre-release Presidential copy of Half Life 3, and an unredacted original draft of the Mueller Report before he even considers releasing the Epstein files.

@jjjacksfilms.bsky.social Bad reaction content: youtube.com/@justspoody?...

I wonder if this breaks as soon as you start to play with it.

Why do skinny toilet and Mr. Beast have the exact same smile?

Smart Person: You'd never talk to your friends the way you talk to yourself. Me: I'd never be friends with me.

Trumps advisors: Latest polls show disapproval rating is the highest of your career. Trump's old man ears and puddle of a brain hear: Latest polls show this approval rating is the highest of your career. That's the only way to explain his complete disconnect with reality.

How long until we find out Trump has already pardoned himself for anything and everything related to Epstein?

If I was writing for SNL tonight I would make the cold open Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton. Bill: I want to start by stating clearly I did not have sexual relations with that man, Mr. Trump. Reporters ask ?'s about Emails. Bill redirects every question back to that one very specific rumor.

Bill Clinton has a chance to do the funniest thing...

Ah yes investigate Bill Clinton and how his penis ended up in Trump's mouth.

I feel like this about sums up this year's mood.

It feels like they're slow dripping the Epstein files so when the final reveal is made there won't be enough shock and contempt left to carry a political revolt. The fact that the orange turd is a child rapist will be so well documented that the actual confirmation will be met with a 'well duh'

Are they doing the Superbowl AGAIN?! Get some new ideas guys. Geez.

The thing most frustrating about the 8 Oligcrats who voted to end the shutdown for nothing but a promise is that the GOP was so clearly ready to blink. They were threatening to end the filibuster, they were freaking out about cancelled flights on Thanksgiving. So close to total victory.

Now that the Oligcrats have shown their true colors it's time to clean house. No more letter writers, we need better fighters. No more 'vote blue no matter who' now it's 'Vote for who will fight for you!' If you're old, ineffective, and weak we're beating your wrinkly old ass in the primaries.

People who grew up poor have a cheat code for reviving that feeling of Christmas. We just turn off our heat and not eat anything all day. Instant nostalgia.

I dunno who needs to hear this but nobody is giving away free drugs. Not to your kids on Halloween, not to anyone. We're almost to the point where CANDY is too expensive to hand out like candy. Drugs are completely out of the question.

People all over the country are asking why the president is building a ballroom at the White House. I came up with a simple hashtag we can use to help explain this issue. #TrumpLovesBalls

Can sometime in the Whitehouse press core ask Trump what the MRI sounded like? I need more clips of him going "bing bong ding dong boing"

It's hard to get a dedication bench installed at a public park. But anyone can get a little placard made and screw it in.

So just out of basic curiosity of this Mike Johnson on Grindr story, I decided to do a reverse image search on the picture that he allegedly sent as part of his discussion on Grindr and I cannot find any match of that photo anywhere else online unrelated to the story. FWIW youtu.be/vrEyt7IdjTk?...

Gee maybe such a large chunk of the Internet shouldn't rely on one shitty company for everything. Seems kind of short sighted and dumb.

What does it mean to live in "the richest country in the world?" We are a nation of scarcity, not abundance. Scarcity drives every political and cultural problem in this country as infrastructure crumbles and people suffer. A few billionaires call this place home (for now) that's all it means.

Remember like A YEAR AGO when diarrhea Donnie was super triggered by being called 'weird?' His minions stomped their feet, red-faced with raised veins about how Trump is not weird AT ALL! I dunno man, taking the time to make a video of you having a massive diarrhea attack is pretty fucking weird.

What does it mean to live in "the richest country in the world?" We are a nation of scarcity, not abundance. Scarcity drives every political and cultural problem in this country as infrastructure crumbles and people suffer. A few billionaires call this place home (for now) that's all it means.

Anyone else think the George Santos thing is a message to GOP Congressmen? Like 'if you're loyal to me (don't vote to release Epstein files) I'll keep you out of jail. No matter what horrible things you've done' He literally cited Santos' loyal voting record as a reason for commuting his sentence.

It just occurred to me today that Parks and Rec had a character named Jerry (Garry/Larry) & had a location Leslie Knope loved called Jerry's Diner that was owned by a completely different Jerry. I never thought it was owned by JERRY, it's just rare for a show to have 2 people with the same name.

I would love it if a reporter could ask Trump on the spot to recite the pledge of allegiance. I have no doubt the attempt would be hilarious.

Mandatory question for EVERY Republican candidate between now and the foreseeable future: Will you commit to publicly oppose President Trump when he takes positions that conflict with the interests of your constituents? Get them on record. Who do you stand with?

When Trump is gone, Congress should make it so that ICE is one of the agencies that shuts down during a Government shutdown. No more essential worker status. Best deterrent I can imagine.