Hi Arsenal fans. You won’t want to hear this now but we have two more of these exact things to do. And you see this thing? The other things might also be like this thing. All the very best.

I genuinely can’t handle this. I hate football.

The fella with the shirt. Just no.

What a day to put in this performance. Name a more important 15 mins.

We’ve lost a lot of midfield dynamism with Rice out of the picture. And we need a lot more from Eze and Saka. This is doing my nerves no good at all.

Moving Rice back has been a disaster

Not sure they should be celebrating that much, etc etc

Totally mad game and some crazily bad defending from City. But I’ll take a draw, with all the bells on.

And there it is

This is absolutely painful to watch.

Arteta should bottle his half time team talks and promise to never uncork them. So much worse.

Gyok can penalty

Paddy Power telling me it’s 200/1 on Atletico Arsenal being 5-4 (or 4-5). What do they know *opens wallet*

Whatever the football equivalent of chef’s kiss is, this is it. Bergkamp’s boot, maybe.

This game is absolutely beautiful. Insanely good. Oh wow.

These teams would wilt in the face of our 0.64xG

Business idea: Sabastian Sawe’s running shoes, but for our midfield

FT 1-0. This is supposed to be fun.

People: “We’ll play more freely” Arsenal:

Just phenomenal 👏👏👏

We’ve played ok. Been a bit unlucky, especially with the Eze shot. But we just don’t have enough attacking lethal players without Saka. It’s gonna be very very hard from here. Albeit, not over.

Why take Eze off? Why? No no no.

I don’t see a route back into this right now. Clinging on.

Stop. Giving. The. Ball. Away.

I’ve not breathed for 45 minutes. Like one of those free divers. There’s another 45 of this you say?

@amylawrence.bsky.social Thanks for your strident defence of the team and season on Handbrake Off. Needed that. Any room on Doctor Lawrence’s couch same time next week?

As well as battling being banjaxed, Bluesky has cleverly identified one of Arsenal’s key current goalscoring issues.

RIP Alex, that’s shocking news.

Can everyone just stop adding the word ‘maxxing’ to the end of everything. It’s doing my head in. Unless it’s Arsenal goalmaxxing.

Goals are overrated

Don’t be fooled by the score at Munich. It’s here where all the action is.

When times are tough, you call upon the legends.

Have we tried switching them off then back on again?

We brought our lunch and our dinner. They brought one of the worst performances of the season.

Collapsing in real time. This is as bad as it gets and we are now in big trouble.

We look like a side that’s won being top in a competition.

Man of the match: Raya. An excellent attacking performance.

Better side this half. No need to score earlier when you know you’re scoring late.

Kaaaaaiiiiii

That was a good goal, apart from the offside bit.

A lovely player, a big moment player. My youngest couldn’t pronounce his name properly so in our house he will forever be known as Ram Zamzi. Thanks and good luck, Ram!

Bournemouth next weekend is just huge now.

It’s pressure, it’s injuries, it’s form, but also we look off it, mentally and physically, with (up to) 12 games to go. Terrible timing.

Worried yet? Yeah, me too. That was dreadful.

He Liz Trussed that right up, didn’t he.

Take that, boo blowhards!

An abject attacking performance.

This has been a real disasterclass from Arsenal. So sloppy, zero danger.

Why play your second choice keeper?

Le baby gunners! These are pure gold.