Another half of this. God.

Strong Monday Night Football vibes about England.

Big Mik strikes again

Magnificent hair bounce

I watched the 7am rerun without looking at my phone. And my main takeaway, other than it being an incredible game, is that I should look at my phone less while watching football.

I find it extremely easy to dislike Neymar.

This ref is an absolute abomination.

We’ll miss Trossard. Hot take.

Some shocking penalties last night. My Champions League final trauma came flooding back.

No Arsenal players have been knocked out of the World Cup. Feels like they might all be going to the bitter end. Gianni will change the rules and Mikel will burst into tears.

“I’m going to bed” to the tune of “It’s coming home.”

The road to the World Cup is long, and all that.

FIFA should offer dynamic refunding after this game.

England. Fun. Life throws new things at you.

Any good ‘Champions’ t-shirts people can recommend?

Classic. 1-1.

Gotta love how Morocco are playing. Zippy feet. Direct. Dangerous.

Qatar Hero

This is an awful game of World Cup.

Hydration breaks 🚮. Changing the dynamic of the game, who’d have thought it.

That’s the Noniest thing that ever did Noni. Loved it.

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Wasn’t to be, but proud of that team and a great trip. Breakfast in Hungary, lunch in Slovakia and flight home from Poland. Enjoy the parade folks!

Fantastic half. Great start. Frustrated the hell out of them. It was absolutely mental in the Puskas. Short sentences only.

Worth waiting for. Just beautiful.

Belated one on last night, winning the league and enjoying the moment eastlower.co.uk/back-where-w...

The greatest thing I’ve ever done tbh

I’m wearing an Arsenal shirt to work. I’m completely unbearable. Avoid me at all costs unless you love the champions of England.

CHAMPIONS

Well that win’s eased the old nerves.

Woke up 6:30. By 6:30:02 my brain is in full Arsenal mode. What is was doing for the other two seconds is a mystery. Possibly opening my eyes.

First post in 4 months. I thought it might help. Not sure it has. eastlower.co.uk/its-make-or-...

The phrase “this year’s renewal journey” in my season ticket renewal email is unforgivable.

Hi Arsenal fans. You won’t want to hear this now but we have two more of these exact things to do. And you see this thing? The other things might also be like this thing. All the very best.

I genuinely can’t handle this. I hate football.

The fella with the shirt. Just no.

What a day to put in this performance. Name a more important 15 mins.

We’ve lost a lot of midfield dynamism with Rice out of the picture. And we need a lot more from Eze and Saka. This is doing my nerves no good at all.

Moving Rice back has been a disaster

Not sure they should be celebrating that much, etc etc

Totally mad game and some crazily bad defending from City. But I’ll take a draw, with all the bells on.

And there it is

This is absolutely painful to watch.

Arteta should bottle his half time team talks and promise to never uncork them. So much worse.

Gyok can penalty

Paddy Power telling me it’s 200/1 on Atletico Arsenal being 5-4 (or 4-5). What do they know *opens wallet*

Whatever the football equivalent of chef’s kiss is, this is it. Bergkamp’s boot, maybe.

This game is absolutely beautiful. Insanely good. Oh wow.

These teams would wilt in the face of our 0.64xG

Business idea: Sabastian Sawe’s running shoes, but for our midfield