You don't have to be a masochist to be an Arsenal fan. But it helps!

Eze is doing my head in. Seriously missing the moment here

You really do get the impression that Eze’s heart beat never goes above 75 bpm

Man City’s latest checks to the PGMOL git stuck in the Straits of Hormuz

Bring on Rob Holding

The main qualification to be a co-comm on NBC seems to be that you haven’t played the game for at least 20 years

Please Lee Dixon and Graeme Le Saux tell us more about when you used to kick people. Totally relevant to today #wankers

City wiping out the goal difference advantage we had. Now absolutely have to win at West Ham tomorrow

Villa result means that Bournemouth now have a real chance at Champs League. If they can beat Fulham this weekend they have 10 days off before City come to them. In that same 10 day period City play 3 games before Bornemouth. Remember how they played against Arsenal after a break

We can beat them

Is that over celebrating from PSG Mr Rooney?

Michael Olise has looked every inch a Palace player tonight!

This bloody ref is unbelievable. Not even trying to cover up that he has been bought and paid for. I am not a BM fan but this is blatant

After all the fawning praise of the first leg this game is boring. The only thing worth noting is how blatantly bent the ref is.

Now go win the bloody lot🏆🏆

Why are CBS Sports such a bunch of cunts? Talk about the bloody game morons

American commentators on CBS, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

115 minutes of injury time coming up

Apple’s F1 coverage is woeful. They have no idea what is going on and replays take forever.

Fuck off CBS Sports/ Mika Richards and even Thierry - somehow Arsenal doing a really professional away performance is being lampooned because of yesterday’s pinball game. Watch the NBA if you want constant scoring

I think if Havertz is out we have to start with Jesus or Trossard up front, bringing Gyokeres off the bench for the final 20. Both of them can knit the team together and bring others in to play which is precisely what Havertz does that we all love but cannot keep on the pitch.

Everyone however doesn’t seem to notice that City now have to find another date for their away game to Bournemouth and the Palace game has been set for the Friday before the last Sunday of the season. Massive fixture pile up

Is Martinelli really Brazilian? Has anyone actually checked?

I feel if I turn the city game on tv they will just score more goals

Basically it is a shoot out to the end of the season. If both teams win all their games then this is a goal difference mini league. Anyone checked on Wrighty/Henry/RVP/Sanchez/Auba’s availability?

I think the FA need to change the rules so you are allowed to kick Bernardo Silva at will

Noni End Product

With Athleti waiting in the semis and City to play in the league, if this Arsenal team can find any sort of form and remember who they are, we should have the league and a CL final.

It's been 10 years of Pep and it is only the referees who don't know that every time you beat a City player in midfield they immediately foul.

Feels like the only way we see Saka these days is on a New Balance ad. How did we go from “strategically sitting out the Interlull” to effectively having a month+ off? Was it that bad an injury?

What the hell is wrong with Havertz today?

Are we seriously considering letting Ethan go so bloody Madueke can stink the joint out week after week?

Fucking Stewart Robson again on Arsenal commentary on Paramount +. Mediocre player, dreadful pundit, first class idiot of a human being!

Clive Tydlesley is a dreadful commentator. Factually wrong adds Nothing

Do you ever get the thought that as a pundit, Thierry Henry does that talking slowly but spouting nonsense thing. It’s like he is a Management Consultant!

All these commentators saying “City are used to winning things”. Look at their squad. Most of them have won fuck all. Failure to update thinking is so lazy

ESPN headline tonight: Chelsea and Man City crash out of Champions League - why it is all Arsenal’s fault

That 300k per week has really slowed Salah down. I guess it must be heavy to run with so much money. Maybe they should have paid him in crypto!

Funny how nobody ever questions how “great a coach” Emery is when his teams absolutely fall apart towards the end of every season!

I know a lot of us hoped Saka could become our Salah. I’m not sure we meant this season’s Salah

Why is Summerville’s foul not a DOGSO then? Pretty clearly the denial of a blatant goal scoring opportunity

I have never seen Eze win a tackle. Not one

Another half that just passed Saka by. It's becoming a real concern. He is playing against a raw 19 year old making his 4th start and has done the square root of F All. It’s been a year since the hamstring injury he needs to step it up to the superstar level of his new pay package

Richarlison is everything you don't want your kid to grow up to become

Gyok holds Dragosin = foul Dragosin holding Gyok = no foul, has to be tougher. Explain?

Liverpool v City first have half was dreadful. Why was this Arteta’s fault? Discuss

Liverpool are now 5 points behind Man U and only 2 ahead of Everton. They sort of HAVE to beat City tomorrow or they start to really run the risk of not making the CL next year. 😁😁😁

Havertz + Gyokeres is a thing!

Somehow for the second time this season we are making Battleship Dan Ballard look like a world beater

Can't believe i am saying this but we may need to take Saliba out for Mosquera at half time. There is a red card with his name on it in the ref’s pocket