Me two pints in…

Ticketmaster deciding what fees to add on next.

Any tips or recommendations for a trip to Belgrade? What do I need to eat and visit and do?

Some people's midlife crises include s*x, dr*gs and rock'n'roll. Not mine, I went for the boring one and became a cliched nearly [redacted] year old runner. Chaotic but fun route at the #LondonHalf today. The under two hours half marathon continues to elude me... for now.

Has anyone heard the new Lady Gaga song? You should give it a listen. I love her. She’s a really interesting artist.

Does she advise places on how to stop being 24 hour cities? Because in that case, this makes sense.

Just watched Kneecap. What a film. One of the best movies I’ve seen in years. www.theguardian.com/film/article...

Haters can get stuffed. I will not be listening to any negative opinions… I’m sorry but one of the best tv shows on tv is back on tv.

She’s giving Jill Tyrell. #TheTraitorsUK

love is all we need

She’s giving Jill Tyrell. #TheTraitorsUK

We lost our way as a society when we started accepting Easter Eggs without chocolate company branded mugs or Easter eggs with them.

One of the greatest movie directors of all time. Pictured here with Baz Luhrmann.

A weekend centred around food and friends is a weekend well spent.

I just really love food.

29 April 1999, when my dad had the remote and I needed him to switch over to Top of the Pops for the premiere of the Look at Me video:

Lover truly is half an incredible album isn’t it.

Sunday night would be such a stunning night for a little episode of #TheTraitors wouldn’t it.

"Medellín" is a song by American singer Madonna and Colombian singer Maluma released as the lead single from Madonna's fourteenth studio album Madame X (2019).

"Medellín" is a song by American singer Madonna and Colombian singer Maluma released as the lead single from Madonna's fourteenth studio album Madame X (2019).

A version of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt that doesn’t involve the character Kimmy Schmidt please.

The most unbelievable thing about #BlackDoves is the idea that there would be a civil service Christmas party with a free bar.

"Out of Your Mind" is a song by UK garage duo True Steppers. It features Dane Bowers and Victoria Beckham, in her first appearance as a solo artist away from Spice Girls. The single was released on 14 August 2000 and reached number two on the UK Singles Chart

True happiness is being on holiday with a bit of sun, a random flavoured bag of Lays crisps, and a vodka and Fanta lemon. Life just doesn’t get better than that.

Princess Diana never got to hear Holler by the Spice Girls and I just think that’s really sad.

Cheers to 2025, pals 🥂

I’ll dust my mirror next year

I cannot afford a Beyoncé tour. See you there x

Betty says Happy Christmas x

Just messaging now before the lines get busy… Happy New Year x

Would have won Best Original Song at the Oscars if they’d bothered to add it to the Conclave soundtrack. open.spotify.com/wrapped/shar...

I get really confused with recipes to help you use up leftovers. What are leftovers?

“WORKING ON NEW MUSIC WITH STUART PRICE THESE PAST FEW MONTHS….” WE WON. WE SO WON! *dies in gay panic and excitement*

My 2025 resolution is to be in the Top 1% by this time next year.

Post a gif of a movie you could watch over and over

‘Welcome to My Fado Club’ by Madonna has been number one for 27 weeks and is 18x platinum in my home. open.spotify.com/track/3sKxwm...

Mariah is back on top of the Billboard Hot 100. She has three songs to have spent 14 or more weeks at number one, each in different decades. Her success is truly unparalleled.

And why are Sabrina Thee Carpenter’s Christmas songs not on Spotify please?

And I got all my Patterns picks. Kelsea really did say here’s a little concert just for you, pal.

I think I did quite well non-Patterns. I got 6 out of these 10. 🥰

It’s Kelsea Ballerini at the Roundhouse day. Never let anyone tell you that drunkenly writing “come to London” on your favourite pop girly’s insta posts doesn’t work, kids.

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Can I just say I *LOVE* your Spotify Wrapped. Show me what you obsessed over, let me know what brought you joy, show us what took you on an emotional journey. Share share share.

A young person in the office told me about a song that they’d just heard for the first time and love. That song? Like a Prayer by Madonna.

Do we post this on here or do we keep it to The Bad Place?

Well that was quick. Wicked has only been at cinemas a couple of weeks and they’ve already turned it into a West End show.

Well this is excellent. 📺

I’m sorry but one of my songs of 2024 open.spotify.com/track/5OKyVJ...

This year’s tree topper, in case Santa missed my socials. 🎄

I think Santa Baby is the Christmas standard I hate the most. Awful.