‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ Yo! I miss anything? ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍

‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ Yawning. Barely got any sleep through these past few days, but fuck it, we ball. ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍

‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ Peeks head in. Are things chill? ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ Lemme know how it goes! ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ Hmm... I'd try Pete first. He's the one who taught me everything I know. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ Trust in your fellow Spider siblings! We gotchu! ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ....Okay, maybe you can't climb walls like we can, but we can still get you your own web-shooters! ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ I mean... what if I get the other Spiders and we teach you how to Spider yourself? No mechs required. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ...What if we changed that? ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ Not the same as swinging around and crackin' ribs, huh? ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ Swingin' pretty well. How're things on your end? ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ Hey, Peni! ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ Ahem. Been a little bit, y'all. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ What's up this time? ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ You know me. Gotta stay ahead of my fear if I'm to protect this city. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ Eh, I'll be fine. Whatever comes next, I'm ready. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ Yeah, well... after the... Tinkerer thing, Kraven's stuff, and the Symbiote BS, not much has happened. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ Right!? ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ Fair enough. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ Uh-oh. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ Huh. Should've guessed. Y'all are dating, after all. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ Aww. I'll tell him you said that. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ Ah, nothin' I haven't been prepared to handle. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ Oof. I get those more often than not. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ Remember. I ain't the only one doin' this. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ Just swingin' around. Usual Spidey biz. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ Some old, same old. How's... uhh... your place? ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ Yo, MJ. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 'Sup, Peni? ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 'Sup, multiverse!? ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ...Yep, he needs an ass whooping. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ...The fuck is happening with Ben and the blue lady THIS TIME? ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ....You ain't got one, huh? ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ Same goes for any Spider, really. But as long as you got a support system, you should be fine. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ Huh... God has a weird sense of humor. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ Wait... resurrection? So you died once? ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ That's... a name. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ Not just kids play video games, Mystique. Adults play them too. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ...Chasm? ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ Right, okay, so there's this guy, Liu Kang. In one of his fatalities, he kicks you into the air, jumps after you, digs his feet through your chest and splits you apart. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ...Wish I could tell you. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ Well, if it's any consolation... your suit's pretty recognizable. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ . . . ❪ Unyielding rage building? Unyielding rage building. ❫ You ever played Mortal Kombat X? ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ Yeesh. This Spider-Verse thing is confusing. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ...Eh. Depending on the universe... ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ THAT'S A FIST COLLIDING WITH YOUR FACE. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ Got it the moment that spider bit me. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ I WILL BOX YOU. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ Guess that's true. Everything hinges on several Spider people. No pressure, right? ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ Fuck you mean "oops"? Fuckass gutter goblin. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍