This right here is the problem with "vote blue no matter who". These people don't actually believe in it, they're just centrists who are privileged enough to have candidates that cater directly to them and demand that the voters cater directly to them as well.

Lord give me the strength to not try to convince my girlfriend to let us buy an 1800's church to renovate into a house.

I love looking on Zillow for houses that flippers bought and abandoned because they found out they'd have to do more than slapping shitty looking fake grey wood flooring down.

A lot of Twitter people trying to insist that Bluesky is going to die any minute now and we'll all have to go back to Twitter, but what they don't understand is that me and a ton of other people just won't go back. Like, oh no! Now I have an excuse to not be on any social media!

Looking into buying a house in 2026 is legitimately depressing. Here are several things my SO or I have said: "Well, me dying would be financially positive if my life insurance paid out." "(Said positively) From what I heard, this next economic crash is supposed to be ten times worse than '08!"

If I was a vampire, instead of having to stop and count spilled grains of rice I'd have to stop and watch all of Stop Making Sense if someone popped in the Blu-ray. "Wait come back! I won't drink your blood! Genius of Love is almost over so David Byrne is gonna put on the big suit!"

Have a problem with my phone service, tried to get customer service, but hit an AI chatbot wall. AI chatbot can't understand what my issue is, keeps giving me the wrong advice. Get fed up, type "human" until it transfers me to a real person. Transfers me to another chatbot that's more talky.

From a marketing perspective, this whole "Game Key Card" thing Nintendo is doing is insane. You already have a giant red bar that cuts off 15% of your cover and to top it off you have a big Ol' Surgeon General warning looking thing cutting off another 20%.

If I had a media empire, the long play would be to invest in a bunch of hard hitting investigative journalism that destabilizes the government and makes you the most important media outlet. Have presidents begging YOU for coverage. But kissing the ass of a dude who's on his way out is smart too...

For real though, if I was Dylan O'Brien in Send Help I'd hang out on a deserted island for a few months with Rachel McAdams, looking as gorgeous as she always has, while she nurses me back to health. No drama here. I'm down for whatever.

Just watched Send Help. Chicks rock.

Over on Reddit they're trying to convince themselves that Conservatives used to be honorable, kind people by bringing up the time John McCain said Obama wasn't Arab because he's a good family man. What the fuck are you guys even doing over there?

I call my bedroom The Bone Temple because it's where I slather myself in iodine and get fucked up on morphine. I also have sex there sometimes.

I'm not a gossip, I'm a storyteller.

When it finally does happen they're not going to tell us until a few days later out of spite.

Just saw No Other Choice. What a movie. Brutal in a way I couldn't imagine.

Tickets to No Other Choice tomorrow, The Bone Temple Wednesday, and Hard Boiled on Sunday. Movies rule.

There's a chicken restaurant in town that makes me feel nauseous a few hours after eating there every single time, but my girlfriend LOVES it. The problem is, she refuses to let me buy her dinner there unless I'm already going for myself. Got food there tonight yet again and folks, I'm gonna puke.

They added some AI bullshit to my local grocery store so now when you use self checkout it locks you out from paying until an employee comes over and looks in your shopping cart to make sure you aren't stealing. So basically they just made self checkout more inconvenient than using a normal lane.

Columbo couldn't be made today. Mostly because he refuses to use a gun and only goes after rich assholes. Also, Peter Falk died a while ago.

Going to see Hard Boiled in theaters on the 25th. This shit is gonna be life changing.

I'm just gonna say it: Breakfast street tacos don't work. No one should be eating raw onion like that first thing in the morning.

28 Years Later. What a movie.

I think I'm just gonna focus on movie and Blu-ray posting from now on. Anyone else still shocked we finally got Hard Boiled on 4k?

You really can't defeat fascism with liberalism. This shit should be a slam dunk, articles of impeachment already introduced, general strikes being planned, etc, but instead we're getting strongly worded letters and dopes eager to re-litigate 2016/2024.

Trump is out there kidnapping foreign leaders and Blue MAGA is still more concerned with making sure no one ever questions the methods that brought us here twice now.

Received word that Schumer has pulled out all the stops when it comes to responding to Trump's illegal kidnapping of a foreign leader. Schumer is going for the nuclear option: printing out Trump's mugshot on an inkjet printer that's out of magenta and scowling at it over his lowered glasses.

Updating my voting criteria: I'm not voting for anyone who doesn't promise they'll immediately extradite Trump and his entire administration to the Hague.

Did it happen yet?

This last season of Stranger Things keeps doing this thing where a character goes, "If we pull this specific thing off, then we've won." but like, it's episode four, we already know it won't work.

My state is weird because the people here are incapable of driving in any amount of snow, yet they pride themselves on never shutting anything down on account of snow. Our snow plow budgets get decimated at the first significant snowfall each year, it's okay if Dunkin opens at 9am for one day.

"People love me on the Nazi app!" Is less of an indictment of Bluesky and more of an indictment of yourself.

Saw the forbidden 60 Minutes segment. Trump and everyone even remotely involved with him need to get life sentences.

Bari Weiss really gave Florpo Kirk (Can't remember her first name) a rehearsed question and the best response she could workshop was a line that sounds like it'd be delivered by Bibleman in an episode that they had the B-team of writers work on.

I had a dream last night that I was elected president and didn't have a victory speech written, so I got up on stage and was like, "Wow, wasn't expecting this. Well, obviously we're gonna have to fix a ton of stuff, but I'm willing to put the work in if everyone else is."

Found an interesting TV at the thrift store the other day, so I spent last night trying it out in different ways. Ended up plugging an antenna into it and I gotta say, we were dumb for killing regular TV. No scrolling forever, just, "News Radio is on so I guess I'm watching that."

It feels kind of weird that Call of Duty has just become "That free game I play for a few weeks and forget about once a year." It makes sense to put it on Gamepass because it's not worth even 60 bucks anymore, but I'm confused how they're even making money with it.

When I went back to finish college I had a hardcore Trumper economics professor who failed an essay I wrote because I'd mentioned poor working conditions at Amazon and he claimed that Amazon is a model company. I didn't throw a shit fit, I just laughed and took the grade.

Yo, Campbell's Soup: I'll take this guy's job for half of what you were paying him. I got a decade in marketing and I like soup.

Got my girlfriend a Peanuts advent calendar that has 24 little jigsaw puzzles with Snoopy and the gang on them and she told me to return it. I'll be alright, I just need to lie motionless on the couch for three hours while I silently sulk.

I'll hug pretty much any cat, but black cats are my guys.

I fucking hate video games.

I wonder if Bari Weiss knows she was brought in to do a bad job or if she's legit trying her best and thinks she's nailing it.

If I was Victor Frankenstein, it wouldn't have gone down like that. I would have simply let the monster sleep on the foot of my bed and bought him a couple of toddler books.

We're not even gonna get the Epstein files out of this, lol.

Brilliant move by the Dems here. See, by caving and letting the Republicans win, not only do they fuck over millions of voters, but they ALSO end up taking full responsibility for the shutdown. For a second there it looked like they were actually going to win, which would have been AWFUL for them.

The B-52's are pretty good when the dude isn't singing.

Me and the boys celebrating today:

I turned forty this summer and my current pair of shoes are starting to fall apart, so now I need to figure out which shoe direction I should go in. Am I a New Balance middle aged man or a work boot middle aged man?

Popped over to Facebook for the first time in a while to stir some shit with right wingers and watch a bunch of Dems celebrate and it's like the ending of Return of the Jedi where all the little Ewoks are dancing around.