It happening tonight would make a really good birthday gift for me.

I'm in love with that one Japanese kickboxer who only does one kind of kick over and over again. Don't tell me that she technically sucks or whatever, I don't need that kind of negativity in my life.

It's so funny to me that he didn't even try to make his name fit. Just, "THE DONALD J. TRUMP AND The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center For the Performing Arts"

That Gundam game doesn't really look or feel like Gundam. Just give me a cel-shaded Dynasty Warriors Gundam game man.

Had to look up what "pastèque" meant while I was at Costco today. All I gotta say is La Croix needs to calm the fuck down. Pamplemousse was a fun little bit they had going, but I'm not about to break out an English to French dictionary every time I want to know what flavor I'm drinking.

Every so often you'll get someone insisting that Scorsese only makes mafia movies like Goodfellas over and over again and it's like, that's not true but if it was, that'd be great. Oh no! I have a bunch of super well made crime epics filled with great actors to enjoy.

Just watched The Aviator. One day I'm gonna make my own version of it, but it'll be about Elon Musk. So three hours of him not actually coming up with any ideas and instead of the Senate hearing it'll end with him not bothering to show up for a custody hearing.

My girlfriend has been watching that show Married At First Sight and as far as I can tell, it's all about a bunch of mediocre guys saying "We're on this journey together, taking it day by day, which is why I'll never have sex with my very pretty wife."

Barney Frank really did come out, like a week before he died just to be like, "Hey guys, just wanted to say some shit that'll make sure no one will mourn me in a few days."

At a certain point you start to wonder if people don't just want to make things more difficult for themselves. For anyone who might be disabled out there, please don't listen to this person, there are ways to have aides come and help you with your daily routine free of charge.

I was/am pro-masking, so I don't appreciate the insinuation, but I'd say for the future it'd be a good idea to look into applying for disability if you haven't already. I know several people who've been able to get home aids who cook and clean for them, even in red states.

The Dems are fine with all this shit happening because it gives them more excuses to run right wing Dems for every seat, but they're banking on their base just continuing to go along with their game, which I don't think will happen for much longer.

Did anyone else have to sing that Baby Beluga song when they were a child? What was up with that?

My bookshelf fell over and my first thought was "I should get an e-reader..."

Just watched Smokey and the Bandit. I completely forgot that at one point in semi-recent history southern people really hated cops. What a shame they all turned into bootlickers.

I swear to God if I see any Dems making "Today was the day Donald Trump became president" statements because he ended up not nuking a country I'm going to microwave my own head.

Do I know anyone near central West Virginia?

It's sadly not going to happen today, but it's pretty insane that the dude is constantly disappearing into hospitals and reappearing looking all fucked up and instead of an explanation, we at best get some press dude getting yelled at about how hard it is to shake hands or whatever.

This right here is the problem with "vote blue no matter who". These people don't actually believe in it, they're just centrists who are privileged enough to have candidates that cater directly to them and demand that the voters cater directly to them as well.

Lord give me the strength to not try to convince my girlfriend to let us buy an 1800's church to renovate into a house.

I love looking on Zillow for houses that flippers bought and abandoned because they found out they'd have to do more than slapping shitty looking fake grey wood flooring down.

A lot of Twitter people trying to insist that Bluesky is going to die any minute now and we'll all have to go back to Twitter, but what they don't understand is that me and a ton of other people just won't go back. Like, oh no! Now I have an excuse to not be on any social media!

Looking into buying a house in 2026 is legitimately depressing. Here are several things my SO or I have said: "Well, me dying would be financially positive if my life insurance paid out." "(Said positively) From what I heard, this next economic crash is supposed to be ten times worse than '08!"

If I was a vampire, instead of having to stop and count spilled grains of rice I'd have to stop and watch all of Stop Making Sense if someone popped in the Blu-ray. "Wait come back! I won't drink your blood! Genius of Love is almost over so David Byrne is gonna put on the big suit!"

Have a problem with my phone service, tried to get customer service, but hit an AI chatbot wall. AI chatbot can't understand what my issue is, keeps giving me the wrong advice. Get fed up, type "human" until it transfers me to a real person. Transfers me to another chatbot that's more talky.

From a marketing perspective, this whole "Game Key Card" thing Nintendo is doing is insane. You already have a giant red bar that cuts off 15% of your cover and to top it off you have a big Ol' Surgeon General warning looking thing cutting off another 20%.

If I had a media empire, the long play would be to invest in a bunch of hard hitting investigative journalism that destabilizes the government and makes you the most important media outlet. Have presidents begging YOU for coverage. But kissing the ass of a dude who's on his way out is smart too...

For real though, if I was Dylan O'Brien in Send Help I'd hang out on a deserted island for a few months with Rachel McAdams, looking as gorgeous as she always has, while she nurses me back to health. No drama here. I'm down for whatever.

Just watched Send Help. Chicks rock.

Over on Reddit they're trying to convince themselves that Conservatives used to be honorable, kind people by bringing up the time John McCain said Obama wasn't Arab because he's a good family man. What the fuck are you guys even doing over there?

I call my bedroom The Bone Temple because it's where I slather myself in iodine and get fucked up on morphine. I also have sex there sometimes.

I'm not a gossip, I'm a storyteller.

When it finally does happen they're not going to tell us until a few days later out of spite.

Just saw No Other Choice. What a movie. Brutal in a way I couldn't imagine.

Tickets to No Other Choice tomorrow, The Bone Temple Wednesday, and Hard Boiled on Sunday. Movies rule.

There's a chicken restaurant in town that makes me feel nauseous a few hours after eating there every single time, but my girlfriend LOVES it. The problem is, she refuses to let me buy her dinner there unless I'm already going for myself. Got food there tonight yet again and folks, I'm gonna puke.

They added some AI bullshit to my local grocery store so now when you use self checkout it locks you out from paying until an employee comes over and looks in your shopping cart to make sure you aren't stealing. So basically they just made self checkout more inconvenient than using a normal lane.

Columbo couldn't be made today. Mostly because he refuses to use a gun and only goes after rich assholes. Also, Peter Falk died a while ago.

Going to see Hard Boiled in theaters on the 25th. This shit is gonna be life changing.

I'm just gonna say it: Breakfast street tacos don't work. No one should be eating raw onion like that first thing in the morning.

28 Years Later. What a movie.

I think I'm just gonna focus on movie and Blu-ray posting from now on. Anyone else still shocked we finally got Hard Boiled on 4k?

You really can't defeat fascism with liberalism. This shit should be a slam dunk, articles of impeachment already introduced, general strikes being planned, etc, but instead we're getting strongly worded letters and dopes eager to re-litigate 2016/2024.

Trump is out there kidnapping foreign leaders and Blue MAGA is still more concerned with making sure no one ever questions the methods that brought us here twice now.

Received word that Schumer has pulled out all the stops when it comes to responding to Trump's illegal kidnapping of a foreign leader. Schumer is going for the nuclear option: printing out Trump's mugshot on an inkjet printer that's out of magenta and scowling at it over his lowered glasses.

Updating my voting criteria: I'm not voting for anyone who doesn't promise they'll immediately extradite Trump and his entire administration to the Hague.

Did it happen yet?

This last season of Stranger Things keeps doing this thing where a character goes, "If we pull this specific thing off, then we've won." but like, it's episode four, we already know it won't work.

My state is weird because the people here are incapable of driving in any amount of snow, yet they pride themselves on never shutting anything down on account of snow. Our snow plow budgets get decimated at the first significant snowfall each year, it's okay if Dunkin opens at 9am for one day.

"People love me on the Nazi app!" Is less of an indictment of Bluesky and more of an indictment of yourself.