☠️ Caught Alfalfa dragging a friend to one of his nests. Never too early to prepare for #Halloween, I guess! (No, his friend does not have the special abilities that Alf has. Alfalfa is the freakish result of a chaotic universe.)

☠️ I ran outside because I heard a kitten in distress!!! THIS is what I find on the road. I would kill Alfalfa IF I could kill Alfalfa!🤬

☠️ 2/2 Definitely unnatural! Alfalfa has stolen a ducky! I think he was making his way to the pond for a float trip. I removed the rotten pygmy thief from the bush and took away the ducky. Alf took off and I heard him singing Xanadu (Olivia Newton John) in the distance as he fled. Creep.

☠️ 1/2 Was checking the back yard for any litter that had been caught in the brush over winter. Spied something unnatural.

🦟Less than 2 weeks ago there was a lot of snow and it was VERY COLD. Today, February 18, there have been 2 mosquitoes flying around me. It's at least 70°F right now. Not normal!!! Damn!

☠️ 💘 Valentine's day with Alfalfa. Decided to continue to work on organizing the holiday stuff in the cabinets and was greeted with a jump scare from the devilkin. He dematerialized in an instant (skills), and is probably still lurking in the house. I suddenly have a headache.

☠️ While Alfalfa was confined within his salt circle yesterday, I came across one of his nests. Found the gourds from last fall, devil Domo (could not find it for Halloween), and yet another knife. Now that the snow is gone, I need to be wary of booby traps set by the tiny ghoul who is now free. 🙄

☠️ Due to today being #FridayThe13th, Alfalfa has been placed in a circle of salt with a clove of garlic. This for your protection. However, he's been having giggling fits and I don't know what that means. I am concerned.

☠️Just returned from the store and caught Yeti Alf carrying around my mini tongs. Tongs are his chosen weapon for the night, he says.🙄 I told him he needs to make the most of his Yeti-ness, the snow is melting fast and his camouflage will no longer be effective. He spat at me and ran away. Imbecile.

☠️ Heard an unnerving howl a moment ago, needed to investigate. Came across THIS! Alfalfa has become part yeti, so it seems. I'll be sure to have my neighbor check his cattle tomorrow morning. I'm not entirely sure what has happened, hoping there is minimal damage. Foul, tiny ghoul ran off again!

🌚🌌 Moon around 3AM this morning. Very cold, lots of snow, and a beautiful sky.

👽!!! I think the being crawling on my chest right now has something in mind for me and it's not good.

☠️ In less than 24 hours Alfalfa has gone snow mad. He's wearing a piece of pepperoni on his head, squeaking, "Mon chapeau c'est bon!" I told him that now he has a pizza topping, the raptors will find him extra tasty. I had to bring him inside for awhile.🙄

☠️ Alfalfa has to earn his cookie today. Nasty goblin has been sassing me all afternoon.

☠️Alfalfa and his sled. 🙄

10°F and getting ready for the snow. LOL!

☠️ I believe Alfalfa is trying his best to mimic a perching bird. Yes, he's still wearing the now petrified Candy Cane Peeps helmet. Such a failed attempt, I can only shake my head.

Pretty sunset tonight, tiny sliver of a moon seen through tree branches.

LOL! Vintage Pam Marker cocktail napkins, look like 1970s to me. Found these while reorganizing my kitchen cabinets. Completely forgot I had them. Always makes me laugh! I need about 500 of these.

Blurry cardinal pic.

I keep straightening the feeder hanger and 3 squirrels keep pulling it to the side. Their size is deceptive, they probably weigh ten pounds each. LOL!

☠️ Was out refilling birdfeeders and spied Alfalfa attempting another ambush. He's STILL wearing the stale candy cane Peeps helmet and stole my paring knife. I told him that by leaving a sugar trail something with big teeth will find him to be tasty AND minty. He ran off in terror. LOL!

☠️ It has a bar for exercise or surveillance, I think. Look at that expression of his!!! Is that defiance??? I'm stressed ATM, I hope this doesn't involve crimes!!! 3/3 (repost/edit pic)

☠️ The roof opens so not to obstruct the sky, he has an escape hatch, AND a cat shaped modern pedestal chair! Is this thievery? Did he start a fraudulent GoFundMe? Was it a murder of a parakeet owner? Does he have a sugar daddy or is he a boy toy? I am completely boggled ATM. AAARRRGH! 2/3 (Repost)

☠️All right now, something is going on with Alfalfa. I heard his high pitched whine and ran out to find him in his very own TINY HOUSE! He has his own goblin pad! Where is he getting this stuff??? 1/3 (repost/edit pic)

☠️A mysterious gift arrived at midnight for Alfalfa. I wonder where it came from? Have no clue what it is. Hmm.🤔

Um, I think a mistake has been made. This would not ever apply to me. LOL infinity!

☠️ Happy New Year from Alfalfa! He has chosen his New Year biscuit and must behave for 24 hours. Hope you have a GREAT 2026!!!

☠️ Alfalfa is caught doing his New Year Hokey Pokey dance! In this pic we see him putting his right foot in. He then got mad at me and refused to put his right foot out. He'll continue his secret New Year ritual and return for the New Year biscuit!

☠️ Alfalfa is wishing you a Merry Christmas 🎅🎄☃️and is hoping you're having fun! I gave him a can of frosting. ( He chewed through the foil AND plastic!) He'll pass out from the sugar later, we'll finally have some peace and quiet!

☠️ Oh, my! What did Santa bring Alfalfa? Is it a trick???

☠️ Santa stopped for Alfalfa! Can you believe it? Looks like Alfalfa has a new pad! 😜

☠️ I found another nest, Alfalfa decorated his pet pumpkin for Christmas. (I can't believe it's still around!)

☠️ Alfalfa and his Christmas stocking. He's guarding his onions. Guess Santa is not pleased with his nonsense. 😐

☠️ Alfalfa loves this song, he loves the Johnny Mathis version ONLY! I grew up with it and my sister and I would sing it like Johhny Mathis and laugh hysterically. m.youtube.com/watch?v=XGsl...

65° here in MO. At a local park, hazy sky, smells like damp wood and leaves. It's a beautiful afternoon! Yes, extremely unusual high temps.

First day of winter. Can't wait for more daylight!

☠️ The Great Christmas Cupcake Massacre of 2025!!! What the frigging heck? Alfalfa got into the cupcakes! He was giggling and kicking at me, an episode of sugar delirium. I just left him there, when he goes into his sugar stupor it will be easier to give him a bath. He's such a vexatious goblin! 🤬

☠️ Alfalfa is in for the night. 🤬 I didn't want to do it, but it seems he emptied 2 birdfeeders filled with sunflower chips/peanuts, 2 feeders filled with nyjer seeds, and a tray filled with peanuts. I hate refilling birdfeeders at 1 AM. He's trying to do a pin-up pose here. Odious fiend!

☠️ Heard scratching on the backdoor again and found THIS. Alfalfa curled in a ball due to the 10°F temp and wants to come in. It's a TRICK! Alfi does not feel heat or cold (I once froze him in a Tupperware pitcher filled with vintage Lime Kool-aid many, many Januarys ago. He escaped in two days.)

☠️ And now he's chewing on his toenails. It's Alfalfa's way of saying he needs his manicure/pedicure. 🙄

☠️ Heard scratching at the back door, found THIS. Alfalfa says he traveled far and wide, battled wild beasts and mythical creatures for this unique chapeau. 🙄 (I think he stole it from a neighbor, TBH.) Last year's hat had a pom-pom, this hat has a bell that doesn't jingle. A stealth hat. Evil twerp!

Vintage 1960s Halloween party invitation. I love the colors!

❄️An hour and 20 minutes to drive home on snow/slush/ice covered roads. Normally 25 minutes. I really hate driving in winter!

❄️❄️❄️ First snow of the season. Sigh.

I hate short days!

☠️☠️☠️ Alfalfa's pet pumpkin has appeared!!! He kept it hidden in nests since before Halloween, I haven't seen it since early October! It's part of his decor, he tells me. 🙄 Looks like he found some pecan pie and is a sticky mess, the bath won't be fun. Happy Thanksgiving (or Thursday) from Alfalfa!

Is it common to see shooting stars? Got home a few minutes ago and sat on the back steps. In the sky directly in front of me, a super bright star/flash(?) appeared and made a downward arced tail. I saw one in July/or August moving horizontally in the sky as I came home late at night.

☠️☠️☠️ Alfalfa has returned and has found a hostage, apparently. He's battle ready with his skewer and walnut helmet. I bought a skeleton post-Halloween and it disappeared...until tonight. Wondering how long it will be before Alf realizes the big guy is not gifted like he is? He's so dim.🙄

Vintage late 1940s/50s Beistle Halloween paper lantern. 2/2