guy with the regular shoe: my shoe tastes AWFUL

guy with the lead shoe: my shoe tastes AWFUL

forgetting the burger: huh

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i agree , i dont think they NEED to be replayable, but it is Always nice when they are and im a huge advocate for the quality

my henry stein cosplay is done! #bendy

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its freaky thursday

yargh me pirates booty not to be confused with me ass arghhh common misconception

#Mogged the local gas pump with my clean right hook

ourgh

thanks for the fanart

i am having fun working on my henry stein cosplay :)

I CALLED THE SINISTER ONE AT 3AM? The Freaky One Picked Up?

do yall fw the sinister one

four hundred bees walk into a bar bartender says Oh god

bleh!

whoopie!

I found this on an old hard drvie that my dead neighbor's wife gave me. She said "I don't know what the hell this is, he just started scratching and clawing at the walls, yelling about fighting the madness before giving me this and exploding into a small burger. youtu.be/j_4wr-aIgVc?...

fortnite vs minecraft is kind of like ……. hello? is anyone there?? hello)…. i m st ill he re

i like grapes

my hair smells like vanilla and i smell like citrus best day ever

kid named “squirrelmeat” from high school: i could absolutely go for 400 burgers rn

the groundhog: 400 burgers is too many for me i think

guy whos stuck in a timeloop: 400 burgers is too many for me i think

did we get cursed

doordash trick: get an ancient relic with whatever you order so you can feel its aura approaching when your food is almost here

dude i want a shitty byrger rn. not even a good one just like a mediocre burger with lettuce and tomato. mmmmm

four hundred burgers is too many for me i think

“i want to create” “i want to destroy” guys guys not everything is so black and white just kiss on the mouth

they turned hatsune miku into hot sauce??? dude. this is just like Michael.

pokemon teraleak information: we found one… a REAL one!! springtrap is on the loose. use the audio cues to keep him away from the office.

what if instead of have a great summer it was have an evil summer and it was muahahha

this account is not a safe space for the number eleven

i think the number 11 and the color yellow have the same level of untrustworthiness in nature but if i meet someone whos favorite color is yellow it doesn’t affect how much i trust them, unlike if their favorite number is 11 in which case theyre a tricky lying decietful bastard and cant be trusted

tremble at the might of purple

should we do this again

225 hours in bg3, beat it for the first time yesterday

this may be my favorite npc in pokemon history. what the hell is he talking about

muhahaha

my dogs name is lucy so i blew her up with an atomic bomb

the worst polycule youve ever met will defeat you -the propechy

shirt that says "i went to the forbidden dimension and all i got was " and if you try and comprehend the last word your brain melts out your ears

americans trying to decribe their characters: so imagine a burger ok now make it gray

putting burgers in my google doc about my various characters

the world revolves around a paper cup i found