bernie sanders at christmas: let me abundantly spread cheer

call me george the way i got a w bush

Tonight, I shall get super high and try to forget

My girlfriend said she's gonna fuck me to Big Shot by Toby Foxx, and it will be "a boss battle"

Call the polycule Chat

I love that every time my girlfriends and I say something even remotely horny, we have to say "must've been the wind"

Guys I love being a lesbian. What do you mean in a few days I get to go to a museum with 2 beautiful women and rank how tasty the rocks look

i love my defective girlfriends

bless my splenderous lesbian life

Guys I cannot get over that I have the most stunning, amazing, sweet, beautiful partners in the whole world. Like, how did I manage to find 5 people that put up with my silliness

She calls me little sis cause I'm pathetic

Woah, holy shit, girl cock! #girldick #trans

Her ears are next

Maybe I should make this a haha funny sometimes nsfw bluesky

Do you think she'd let me give her a hugger-mugger under the table syrup foot job?

Guh <3

if you're a switch you GOT to get a girl with DID, trust

THREE GIRLFRIENDS?!? WHAT IS GOING ON

Chat I somehow got 2 girlfriends in 1 day yesterday what the hell is going on

Update: I frew up

Chat do not take dramamine with anti depressents I'm seeing the hat man and he's hung

Guys how do you process emotions

Auuuuuuuhhhhhhuu I am smol and anxious

Chat it's so over for me, I'm so down bad

Work girl in her stupid work outfit after pissin, is this Pog?

OOGA BOOGA AHHHHHHH