Mario Kart is my coping mechanism

sorry for being gone so long, ive been working 14 hour shifts at the tranny factory turning alt femmes into blue collar dykes

I cannot think of a funny caption help

Just fed a gummy bear to my girlfriend like you would feed a scared horse

The benefits of being the bottom of a polycule is having partners do things for you cause you're a cute little thing that just needs to bat their eyelashes >:3

Guys I think I made the funniest discord profile #deltarune

my lovely girlfriend @spacesaturnarts.bsky.social drew this!!! our first time talking i jokingly asked her to draw me getting mauled by wolves and uhhhhhh now we are dating and she did exactly that!!

bernie sanders at christmas: let me abundantly spread cheer

call me george the way i got a w bush

Tonight, I shall get super high and try to forget

My girlfriend said she's gonna fuck me to Big Shot by Toby Foxx, and it will be "a boss battle"

Call the polycule Chat

I love that every time my girlfriends and I say something even remotely horny, we have to say "must've been the wind"

Guys I love being a lesbian. What do you mean in a few days I get to go to a museum with 2 beautiful women and rank how tasty the rocks look

i love my defective girlfriends

bless my splenderous lesbian life

Guys I cannot get over that I have the most stunning, amazing, sweet, beautiful partners in the whole world. Like, how did I manage to find 5 people that put up with my silliness

She calls me little sis cause I'm pathetic

Woah, holy shit, girl cock! #girldick #trans

Her ears are next

Maybe I should make this a haha funny sometimes nsfw bluesky

Do you think she'd let me give her a hugger-mugger under the table syrup foot job?

Guh <3

if you're a switch you GOT to get a girl with DID, trust

THREE GIRLFRIENDS?!? WHAT IS GOING ON

Chat I somehow got 2 girlfriends in 1 day yesterday what the hell is going on

Update: I frew up

Chat do not take dramamine with anti depressents I'm seeing the hat man and he's hung

Guys how do you process emotions

Auuuuuuuhhhhhhuu I am smol and anxious

Chat it's so over for me, I'm so down bad

Work girl in her stupid work outfit after pissin, is this Pog?

OOGA BOOGA AHHHHHHH