I love Gen Z lawyers because I just walked past one of their offices and they had a whole bookcase filled with jellycats lmaoooo

I’m in Houston for work, and the New York girlies and I were giggling about how we successfully evaded the blizzard and bitter cold. Piña coladas at the hotel bar in 70° weather. A truly splendid afternoon.

I hope I never see the death of the movie theaters in my lifetime. It’s my literal place of worship. My home away from home.

I bet that’s probably his favorite photoshoot in ages.

It’s so funny people are calling that Interview magazine photoshoot with Zendaya and Robert Pattinson a humiliation ritual (which is the most annoying term ever conceived) but they’re obviously not true RPatz fans if they don’t know he’s just weird like that 😭

Is FX’s The Beauty a comedy? I can’t stop laughing and I’m only 30 minutes in the first episode

Listen, if a white non-Latino had to be in La Casita, it should’ve been Juan Jamón.

I forgot the Super Bowl was today

I just found out my dad has a Gen Z work bestie and I’m deeply jealous. Like I taught him how to use the App Store. Multiple times. Why are they his tech support now 😭

I’ve never had a bad time watching a Sam Raimi movie. Literally like ever and Send Help is no exception. I love Rachel McAdams so much!

Everytime I see an ice cream truck in Manhattan, I always think about her

Catherine O’Hara’s passing genuinely hits hard. I grew up watching her 😭

MY BROTHER TOLD ME CATHERINE O’HARA DIED OMG OMG OMG

It’s annoying she accepted the role in the first place, but you know what, props to her for dropping out.

I rewatched Zodiac last night and it’s probably my favorite thriller of all time. I always lock in when I come across it. That said, Gone Girl is still my favorite David Fincher movie. It’s just so fucking fun to watch!

Not one but TWO Yorgos Lanthimos Super Bowl commercials? I might watch after all..

My coworker is v convinced we’re headed toward stricter gun laws because conservatives don’t want leftists utilizing their “god given right to bear arms.” It’s not an entirely wild thought b/c didn’t the govt. enact something similar with the black panther party?

I have to fly to Houston next week and I would love to escape the extremely cold weather for cold weather.

East Coast & Texas offices: bonding over freezing and potentially canceled work trip flights Midwest offices: “just wEaR a PaRka” Los Angeles office: ☀️😌🌴

I saw The Bone Temple and it was incredibly tender—with a bit of brutal skin flaying thrown in. I really loved it, possibly more than the first, and hope the third film gets greenlit.

Much like Mayor Jacob Frey, DEMOCRATS ARE WORTHLESS. All fucking bark and no bite. I’m tired of being forced to vote in this dogshit party.

I love watching movie award shows, but this year it just doesn’t hit. It feels like everyone knows something is about to boil over, yet we’re all expected to laugh at the millionth Leonardo DiCaprio dating joke. The vibes are tense, but everyone keeps smiling and pretending everything’s fine.

December somehow became the month I rewatched all the movies I haven’t seen since high school and college. Revisiting them now as I officially enter my 30s this year hits very differently.

#LastFourWatched aka a wild way to end 2025 and to start 2026. 😅

I took my mom to see The Plague and she was like “that wasn’t scary” what do you mean?! 12 year old me was instantly transported to the hell that is junior high.

Also, the extreme policing in some leftist spaces is fucking weird.

This stat says more about franchise IP than individual star power. Marvel and Avatar carry the box office even though she is talented.

On that note, I read about her son and felt awful for him. It’s a reminder that being forced to give birth doesn’t automatically make someone a loving parent. Abortion access matters because children deserve to be wanted not punished by circumstance.

It’s wild how we expect people to be historians, critics, and moral auditors all at once. At least we both know now.

Idk why people are piling on Chappell Roan. I didn’t know B Bardot was a severely bigoted bitch until yesterday YIKES that woman was a hot mess

I know it’s only a teaser, but I am not feeling this at all

Team call: collectively shit talks a partner Coworker: “But we still love them - girls, remember this is recorded.” Entire team immediately: “YES we love him” *throws aggressive heart hands*🫶

My coworker bestie ditched me at the holiday party for her other work besties. My favorite partner didn’t go, so I was literally just chilling, literally, on the office patio, freezing my ass off fighting intrusive thoughts and eating mini beef wellingtons

My brother FaceTimed me the other day and he was watching Gangs of New York with my nephew My nephew is 1 and was actively watching the movie as if it was Bluey 😭

I’m binge watching The Righteous Gemstones and it has convinced me monster trucks are cool.

I’ll be having such a warm, great time, and then I’ll randomly think about how there’s probably an animal or a child being tortured somewhere in the world, and suddenly I’m not in a good mood anymore.

Then again, Tarantino has many loud wrong takes.

I read an article that Quentin Tarantino trashed Paul Dano’s acting and essentially called Austin Butler a better actor. Now I have major secondhand embarrassment. What a funny (and loudly wrong) take.

I think my #LastFourWatched are a pretty solid way to close out November!

My mom and I after Welcome to Derry episode 5 ends:

I definitely need to watch more of his filmography, but I always manage to randomly think about his wedding planner character in melancholia 😭

Everyone at work was sharing their Thanksgiving plans and saying they’re watching Wicked 2 with their families, and I didn’t want to sound like a pretentious bitch being like, “My family’s watching Hamnet instead” (we just don’t like musicals 😩).

Do I spy Nicolas Winding Refn? Do you think the Pope has watched Drive?!

I’m genuinely shocked Gone Girl didn’t make the cut lol

Is Letterboxd ok? Variety just dropped Pope Leo’s four favorite movies which is wild. I know someone must be having an aneurism over there.

The right melted down over a tan suit so I think they’ll be okay with the left noticing Erika Kirk’s tight leather pants lol. She can dress however she wants while grieving, but in a conservative circle, it’s wild no one is saying anything. If that were Michelle Obama, they’d ANNIHILATE her.

I literally haven’t watched this show since season four, but I’m seated.

Starting off Halloween Eve strong by dragging my mama to another Yorgos Lanthimos movie ✨

Thank god his ass is taking a break!