I think my #LastFourWatched are a pretty solid way to close out November!

My mom and I after Welcome to Derry episode 5 ends:

I definitely need to watch more of his filmography, but I always manage to randomly think about his wedding planner character in melancholia 😭

Everyone at work was sharing their Thanksgiving plans and saying they’re watching Wicked 2 with their families, and I didn’t want to sound like a pretentious bitch being like, “My family’s watching Hamnet instead” (we just don’t like musicals 😩).

Do I spy Nicolas Winding Refn? Do you think the Pope has watched Drive?!

I’m genuinely shocked Gone Girl didn’t make the cut lol

Is Letterboxd ok? Variety just dropped Pope Leo’s four favorite movies which is wild. I know someone must be having an aneurism over there.

The right melted down over a tan suit so I think they’ll be okay with the left noticing Erika Kirk’s tight leather pants lol. She can dress however she wants while grieving, but in a conservative circle, it’s wild no one is saying anything. If that were Michelle Obama, they’d ANNIHILATE her.

I literally haven’t watched this show since season four, but I’m seated.

Starting off Halloween Eve strong by dragging my mama to another Yorgos Lanthimos movie ✨

Thank god his ass is taking a break!

The fact that Bugonia isn’t playing anywhere in the DMV is sending me into a fucking spiral. Do I make a day trip to the city just to watch it? The grip Yorgos Lanthimos has on me is truly evil 😭

I just giggle at the fact that I only log onto the hell that is LinkedIn every day to play a game because my favorite partner somehow finds a minute in his packed schedule to play too so I can’t slack off 😭

I just learned Marion Cotillard & Guillaume Canet split over the summer. This is trés niche but I watched their movie Love Me if You Dare when I was a kid (my immigrant parents didn’t give a fuck about the MPAA) which launched my foreign film obsession. It’s so silly but I’m saddened to learn this

I saw a photo of Cooper Hoffman and thought he was cute BUT I JUST FOUND HE’S ONLY 22. I can’t enter my cougar era at 29 and I’m shocked because he looks way older than a 22 year old. Like not in a derogative way, but in a Margot Robbie way.

I was in New York on a work trip downloaded Tinder out of boredom. This guy at my job popped up and I swiped right for funsies and we actually matched 😭. I deleted the app immediately. It’s 3 am and I literally cannot sleep because I am so haunted by this experience

unilever will be sure to never see a cent from me

I should’ve drove my car off the fucking mountain the other day

This is a multibillion dollar company I’m literally spazzing the fuck out

*slaves away 60+ hours on a project at work* Job: *gifts me a $20 appreciation gift card* I’m going to fucking quit

I LITERALLY JUST WATCHED BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID YESTERDAY OMFG MY MOM WAS LIKE IS PAUL NEWMAN STILL ALIVE?! AND I SAID NO, BUT ROBERT REDFORD IS!THE FUCK OMG RIP KING

Literally a real life version of that Matt Damon aging gif

A partner was telling me about his 9/11 experience when he was a freshman in college at Columbia, and I had to admit I didn’t remember anything because I was like 3. He looked so crushed 😭

I’m still on my X but I fear death is coming for it soon 😭

It’s 2025 and my mom still calls Jesse Plemons “Meth Damon” 😭

lol I always had a hunch the Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson relationship was a big fat phony PR stunt but it’s still a little sad because they look genuinely cute together

Ellie Goulding x COBRAH x Chappell Roan 🤝 Yorgos collecting pop girlies for his trailers like infinity stones

On another note, I’ve realized I’m completely numb to news of mass shootings. I just heard about the one in Minnesota, thought “that’s sad,” and went right back to work. Nothing in this country shocks me anymore.

Charlie K*** is literally one of the biggest rage-baiters online. I don’t get why people keep taking the bait 😭

Every several years I’ll randomly think about Flower the Meerkat and her death 😩

I just watched When Harry Met Sally for the first time ever and it’s REALLY all it’s cracked up to be.

That video of Austin Butler, Regine Chassagne and Darren Aranofsky dancing at a Bad Bunny concert felt like a fever dream.

*Immediately pulls up the ‘Does the dog die?” website*

Vanessa Kirby’s frozen face took me out of Fantastic Four. She might have been fighting Galactus on screen, but her facial muscles were in a bigger battle with botox. I remember the days she could emote, what a shame.

Literally no one asked for Social Network 2 lol but I honestly like this vision

David Fincher, I love you dearly, but why are you making a David Spade biopic

Had brunch with a friend for the first time in a while and she had grey hairs. She just got into her first romantic relationship a couple months ago. I’m not saying it’s correlated but…

Ahhhhhhh I just found out I’m going to NY again for work next week. It looks like they’re filming the new Devil Wears Prada movie near our office building. I hope I get to catch a glance of Stanley Tucci’s bald head during my lunch break!

Boo! I’m tired of nepo babies. Casting announcements are getting boring.

Also why would literal royalty date a plumber lol

I actually like this plot twist; good for them

I’m sure this comparison has been made multiple times, but Tulsi Gabbard looks like Julia Louis-Dreyfus’ evil twin.

I thought this was Cole Escola omg

Ok finding out Jimmy Hart managed Andy Kaufman is even funnier.

Idk who Jimmy Hart is but this is hilarious

My heavy metal parents are in deep mourning lol

Trump will somehow pull this wag the dog stunt off get away with it all, as usual. Can’t wait for the U.S. to complete its speedrun to full-blown authoritarianism and implode from the inside out.

I’ve been watching so many Norm Macdonald clips on YouTube that I recognized the TV show host in the new Superman movie as the guy who had a weird fixation on David Copperfield, but also beat Norm at celebrity poker 😭