riley
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They said I was too tall for the NBA
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“Eww, are you using 𝕏?”
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If I hear the Pluribus voicemail one more time
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I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT
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me watching the guy who owe me 10k get raptured
8 months ago
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Every time I see Rihanna she’s pregnant
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8 months ago
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Hello Franklin
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8 months ago
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Can’t believe Taylor Swift is engaged to that waiter in Happy Gilmore
9 months ago
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Leaked script: Trump suffers kidney and heart failure, leaving him unable to complete his term. JD assumes the presidency. Gavin Newsom challenges JD in the 2028 election — and wins.
9 months ago
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Trump hasn’t played golf in 14 days 👀
9 months ago
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Battle foreshadowing
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9 months ago
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I think it’s highly likely Gavin Newsom will run for president in 2028.
9 months ago
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Me trying to escape the Coldplay affair posts on every single feed
10 months ago
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when you pause your music for the 5th time because someone keeps talking to you
10 months ago
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Teachers soon as they get home from school
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me trying to remember a time when the government was actually for the people
11 months ago
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This only happens when you're angry or in a hurry
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when I reread the message for the 5th time and still don't know how to reply :
11 months ago
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Parents: "back in our days we didn't go to therapy" Me, fighting the urge to say "It shows"
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“your 20s will be the greatest years of your life” me in my 20s :
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“grah grraah graah”
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*me getting my oil changed* mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“ me :
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Before life started going downhill
11 months ago
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No shit. Didn’t we already know this
11 months ago
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the weekend is near
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“how hungry are you?” me :
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12:00 am 8:00 am
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The IQ of users on X is crazy
11 months ago
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me in the corner at the party
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therapist: “when did your trust issues first begin?” me:
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me at the interview Vs me at work
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Me when I find money that I hid from myself
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Best date you’ve been on I’ll go first:
12 months ago
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