everyone is Gay shithead; But only one true man is Stupid

if your cowardly friends hate your Sex Habit remember that you are only a household 5 pound object away from caving their skull in using the power of wrath at any moment

DNI stands for "delightful, nice, interesting" and is a fun and cool way to find new friends by quickly determining what they find delightful nice and interesting from their bio

my beautiful husband who i have yet to marry has blocked me on all of social media, as well they have a restaining order to me, and i have not yet told them i am their husband, or gone on An date with they. /Them. But! i will not garve up; my môther told me she married Dad bc he annoyed her as fuck.

Why isn't anybody talking about this?

i wgant shorter games with worse graphics terrible music dogshit gameplay and mandatory micro transactions that lock into your bank account for the rest of your life and force you tok take loans and repossesses your child and your dog and hacks your medical history

if society does not collapse and my 401k pans out i will still be retiring to "the snake pit"

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if society collapses you can be sure that I will be retiring to "the snake pit"

granma got run over by a reindeer-- but she was guilty of Dark Kinks, so god is smiling about it, but also weeping, because hes children, lack the tender heart needed to forgive the rain deer, and forgive Grandma. For their onbsession wit evil, and sensational vuolence, distracts them from tax fraud

they grafted a neuralink into my butthole and it started solving Einstein's Conundrum, which if you translate to England, means "a stone's challenge" -- please put away your wet pussys and hyper penii, i havent even read the chinese fine art dictionary backwards yet

welcome to the global validation machine "i ddont like when people are mean to me for Chainsawing Babies" "its ok check out my skin collection"

china will increse in size & power

ladies and gents im trying my best not to alarm you but there is an absolutely honest to god genuine bona fide CHEETO in the mcfreaking Whitehouse, and he's gay with eastern europa man vladdy putin, and they are having HOMO SEX every night, and honestly he is like a snack chip, or maybe a puff

mr beast should come down from his beautiful cloud in heaven and slut me hard

China will grow larger

if you can't beat em beat off

alas, poor bartleby. he was downright fucked

boss make dime i make dollar wasted on drugs watching the heart she holler

these fucking days all the emergency department sends are firetheys when my house is directly shittedd up by Heat because of my thermal stat. so what the hell! skinny babes? Where are all the wemon.

just Jack off. it's fine. God wants you to

replies will now be organized ordered by who has left their ass unwashed the longest, filthiest at the top

all of you dumb motherfuckers cooking your turkey today fucked up real bad. i cooked mine a month ago and will be spending thursday jacking off alone thinkign about how much i hate my family

third grader who has been terrorizing me for the past 26 years: my dad could beat up your dad! iphone! me, the ripe old age of 32 minutes: my therapist and i could suplex the both of you easily

i would like to thank the acadomy for this increbible filmmaking award which recognizes my genious. i owuld also like to think eceryone who threw rocks at me in grade school for providing me with a tragic backstory that allows me to tap into the fucked up psyche of America's Most Depressed

the most effective strategy for defeating Mr. Insano is to be precisely as insane or maybe even more insane but in the opposite direction

dont worry the very nice representative on the phone said he will take you off the death cult hitlist as long as you run out into public naked screaming about abolishing the new testament

do not put me on the evil politics blocklist. the only blocklist i sould be on is the innocent creature mutilation blocklist, which is narmal for how you get your fucking Dinner.

do you fuckmotherings do even one thing besides falling upon your ass in a sort of way that crushes the aura im going for. get with the program you shitwheels

im pissing anywhere. so what. Free country

drinking some hot creen tea which elevates me over of you pathetic whelps

i think it's shit what we're doing in the water industry. burn the whole thing down

i need to fuck queerly , and thats on jesus

on november 5th let's all go get a lil printed piece of paper from your local polling place and fill in the circle next to kamala harris. the look on the ballot staff's faces will be priceless

SICK TO BASTARD DEATH OF THESE "THIRST TRAP"

would anyone like to kill me dead. would you Like a list of my weak nesses. and my home address

methinks your phone will not be so "smart" when I introduce it to my gorgeous and heavy rock

murderers DNI

the most skibidi mindfrick i ever encounter is when the ABCs turn out to be the same as twinkle twinkle little star

everybody really loves it when the family guy hits his knee on the hard and unforgiving ground. they are fans of this scenario, and they can't get enough

i think more paeple online should be arguing and saying all sort of wretched angry hateful violent shit. there not enough of that

MY workout routine 100 farts 100 blinking my eye 100 finger dab 100 powder 100 look at the sun for minute 100 plastic bag crinkle 100 mirror selfie 100 dorito 100 put fluid in plastic pipette 100 names of rocks 100 build a futon 100 adderall 100 internet boyfriends 100 incense burner 3 sunglasses

count choncula proberly gets so much ass. thanks to the success of vanpire romance novella, on the internet