Sleep like a baby? Nah, strive to sleep like a cat. Wake up at the crack of noon and scream for no reason

“I’ll just have one cookie” he lied to himself

Braces are like vore edging: they were in my mouth for two and a half years and I never swallowed them

consider trying out a cat water(?) fountain to keep your feline friends hydrated

My primary success metric at work is now how many AI tokens I burn Not feature delivered. Not bugs closed. Not user sentiment. Just Claude and /cost I have become a machine that converts coffee into evaporated lakes I have no mouth, and I must scream

do I lift? yeah, liftin those sheets to tuck myself in

Yeah, the furry con goes hard. But you ever get home after FWA and fall asleep in your own bed? Absolutely diabolical

Business dude behind me was checking in at the Marriott during FWA. I hear him pull out his phone, “I just got to the hotel … what the hell?”

Fishes delishes The #FWA2026 takeover of the aquarium was excellent, even if they wouldn’t let me eat the fishies

Fursuit in 45 Days! From start to finish, made this in the past month and a half, and I just barely hit my self-imposed deadline of having it ready for #FWA2026 My first foray into making a fursuit, and I learned a ton in the process 🧵

Serval ears cannot be contained in a mere selfie. Literally. I can’t hold my phone far enough away to include these radars T-minus 2 days until my flight to #FWA2026. It’s crunch time on this fursuit

Meow Got the eyes and eyeliner sewn in. Still got 4 days to finish the rest before #FWA2026

Chompers The lower jaw is a separate piece from the head, but I ran out of time to fix issues with my design for the articulation, so it’ll be mostly fixed in place for #FWA2026

I understand why fursuit makers charge a complexity fee 😓 Five days to finish before flying out to #FWA2026

13 days until my flight to #FWA2026 and I just made some more stickers to sprinkle around the con Used my thermal laminator on these, and it’s a lot nicer than the self-adhesive laminate for furry stickers, imo

Chompers are modeled, printed, sanded, primed, and clearcoated for the fursuit! T-minus 14 days until the flight to #FWA2026. So much to do! #fursuit #furry #bitingOffMoreThanICanChewAndThatsSayingALot

pervert #fursuit #furry #isBlenderVore

Making my first fursuit have this complicated of a pattern was definitely A Choice #fursuit #furry #theSewingTheEndlessSewing

Me: [weak-kneed, stumbling on stairs, incoherent, and sweating] I can quit any time I want My bike after the 15 mile ride: Do it again

I can print holographic stickers at home? What endless possibilities abound-

Some say my fur pattern is too complicated. I say it’s too not complicated enough! #furry #fursuit #isBitingOffMoreThanYouCanChewAVoreThing

How hot does a hot glue gun really get? Only one way to find out: dunking my pinkie into dollop of molten glue magma

Let’s go! Let’s sew!

Quote of the evening: "Gay sniffing ghost dogs"

Finished printing the first ear of my fursuit. It's just over 12" tall which, I agree, is simply not big enough

Now with rainbows 🌈

I have no idea what I’m doing, but Factorio trained me to have clean conveyor belts

“Post your busty furry OC” Instructions unclear

[ACTUAL GAY AGENDA] Let's make pizza and watch One Piece together

A crushing burden weighs heavy upon me, and I have neither the strength of heart nor body to lift. Forgive me, forget me, for under this weight, I am lost. [COUNCIL] Pray tell, what force of nature does so weigh you down? [ME, ON SOFA] Kitty on my chest :3 [POV]:

Made a rough 3D model for my fursuit. It's pretty ref-accurate, but does it come across as a serval to you? #furry #fursuit #serval #ears #twimst

big ears n big teeth 🦷

#Warhammer Marketing: We need to showcase the model's creative and aesthetic elements Also Marketing: And how 'bout dat ass

Starting a train-based #furry con named “Chuga Chuga Ch-uwu”

I fear no man, but he … he scares me. [gestures to the Daylight Savings Time switch halfway through #vancoufur]

I’ve heard Canadians wax poetic about Tom Hortons. Having just had it for the first time at #vf2026, my verdict as a Washington coffee snob is: 👍

[another day with no sales for my handmade "Closed" signs] It's the customer's fault, my store is covered in ads!

"all the king's horses and all the king's men" tf the horses supposed to do?? whinny Humpty back together again?

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: 1) Antibiotic Resistant - c.diff, don't look it up 2) Big Swole(n appendix) 3) Kidney Stone - Felt like I was dying, and then (4) drove myself to the ER while vomiting in pain from said kidney stone 5) Excitable Immune System - Anaphylaxis, let's go!

Day 1 of my New Year's Resolution: Never Miss A Day

Marble Cringles!

I slowly make bad decisions before coffee. After, though? I make them faster 😎

HOW TO FEEL ALIVE

who gave her coffee

Just imagine if P=NP. You could deterministically find the worst posts in polynomial time instead of exponentially scrolling through my timeline #compsci

Adult braces rule. Everyone thinks I got kicked in the teeth fighting Baddies, and not that I spent a lifetime ignoring my misaligned mouth bones

Forget Facebook, the only Meta I want in my feed is Metamucil [ages two decades in a single post]

Cheers to anyone who got one of my Big Mood stickers at #MFF2025 I'll get a ton more and make them rain at cons next year.