Room is booked, tail is floofed, let's go #FWA2006

Hot Take: Raisins were a mistake. Nature intended for grapes to remain juicy, and only the hubris of man would defy such a fruit

Chain-smoking noir detective finally links the last clue: [gravel muttering] Like a ferris wheel orgy, it all comes full circle

"Hey! You aren't allowed on the counter. Get down from there!" Me, crouching like a gargoyle: YOU DON'T OWN ME

Someday I'll find a hobby that doesn't consume my heart and soul so much that I begin monetizing it and turn it into a self-funded side gig, but it is not this day.

Need to warm up my "I AM THE LAW" muscles to play Arbites in #darktide

My new bed frame is but the first in my new hobby of collecting bed frames. Thank you algorithm, and thanks for your perfectly targeted ads

Pouring hot tap water into the machine, just so boiling it is easier for Mr. Coffee. It's called philanthropy, people. #selfless

Achievement Unlocked: You’re Old [A song you remember as a new release just played at the grocery store]

Nothing hits quite like solving a problem your own dumb ass caused

3D printer songs - what’s your favorite? Mine’s the all time classic: bwee-bwee-bwee chucka-chucka-chucka

Mystery solved: it was ghosts

This 3D print keeps failing to adhere. I wonder if it’s the z height, bed temp, or the model’s 3mm² contact area to the bed. It truly is a mystery

Ahh, Friday. No greater day to come after Thursday and before Saturday. Truly the last day before the weekend. One of the best days to start with F

Step aside #Switch2, we all know #Nintendo peaked with this banger

3D printers are the future. Sure, they’re expensive, but they’re also error prone and tempermental.

Programming is great, the code only does what you tell it to! And this [gestures to yesterday’s code] tells me to suffer

Why can’t we have dedicated months for the other deadly sins? I want Wrath Month, so I can hate on bigots and homophobes even harder

It can’t get any worse [the universe, cracking its knuckles]: …

“You know what they say, Carp Diem” [me, still not sure what the Fish of the Day is]: Well, I came here, I saw the menu, and I’ll just take the large pasta rounds. [waiter, nodding sagely] “Venti Vermiceli”

I throw my sixteenth pair of scissors into the ceiling. "Flawless"

I hate getting blood tests, when the phlebotomist drinks it right in front of you. Like come one, at least put away the cloak and let some sunlight into the doctor's chambers, haha. Serious pain in the neck

[me, an experienced Ligma-ologist, standing in Deez, Iowa. Looking up at Butte Mountain]: No words, they should have sent a bofa ... [an innocent]: What's a bofa? I begin to weep tears of joy

[dusting myself off, facing my nemesis]: I don’t have your super powers, or your 200IQ, or your army of minions, [nemesis, levitating]: Haha, I will always- [me]: or your stable income, or health care, or [me two hours later, nemesis in tears] and my back does that popping thing if I sit at an angle

Waking in a cold sweat to frantically write mankind's most beautiful idea. Reading it in the morning: <Three pugs on a t-shirt, it says "All My Homies Hate Capitalism">

Dunking on AI is so hipster. I hated technology before it was cool. [side-eyeing a windmill] you bastard

My official Noble Peace Prize nomination: afternoon coffee

Photos of suiting at FWA. Credit: @penntheotherone.bsky.social

Windows laptops representing at FWA dances. Mad respect and hope my photo gets to whoever this was

More pictures from #fwa concerts. Hell yeah, whoever this DJ was. Hell yeah

First FWA and it was a blast. DJ names escape me, but the set was great and some of my pics turned out pretty decent