Consent is always the sexiest. Permission first. Publish second. #ChunkyGuys

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Not to be thirsty, but I am a little jealous of all the other bears who got @chonkclub.bsky.social hats and shirts.

Open mic in Reykjavik 📚🎤 Had fun, even if I was sweating like a fat man after a rushed hike 💦 Iceland wasn’t ready for me representing both Germans 🇩🇪 and USA 🇺🇸 in one body. Scary times, but I survived ✌️ #StandUp #Comedy #ComedyLife #OpenMic #Comedian #OnlyFons

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Bears bears bears!

Riverside arm bars

BOEUF

This Thursday 7:30 PM — I’m lighting up the stage and the lounge at Bold Cigar Bar in Grand Rapids 💨🔥 #OnlyFons #CigarBarComedy #GRcomedy #LiveStandup #BearOnStage #LitSet #ThursdayVibes #StandUp #Comdey

Business Daddy

Tidal Wave!

Happy Fathers Day to all the Daddies out there. Hit me up 😈

Saturday PR!

Drop the towel?

Who am I seeing at Tidal Wave?

Shoutout Snapchat for the terrible quality here.

Hey so I didn’t think I had to say this but don’t fucking DM my husband on IG please… i don’t even know how you found him. It’s weird af.

A bloated tummy Tuesday