0/10 worst season ever

this account is a fucking fever dream

yearly reminder the salvation army isnt a charity, its an anti-lgbtq hate group, dont donate to them

this goes for all of you btw

Mark. Your. Non SFW. Content.

if you use fucking thermite in an airdrop loadout for mobile battle royale youre unloved as fuck holy shit dude codm isnt THAT important

guys i have a really funny opportunity right now

due to inflation the funny numbers are now 72.5 and 439.2

reposting this as a reminder

why was i randomly signed out lmao

i love how activision added pride banners to codm cuz it legit pisses people off when they sweat a match but still get bodied by a queer kid(me)

little reminder that theres other indie studios besides gl*tch and v*vziepop so be sure to celebrate more than those two

dame da ne guy

People nowadays will get mad at you for being offended when they did something to offend you, like bruh, how are you gonna be mad at me for you being an asshole? Make that make sense. 💀

chat i pbed

well i sure as fuck hope it isnt

be sure to check your candy for 11th us president james k polk you never know what could be in there

going as the scariest thing i can this halloween: a can of pepsi

gnnmfh... carot..

im telling you right now no matter how many excuses you think you have for staying on twitter theyre not good enough

stop fucking using twitter

damn yall one single reply and zero ratings

10. the doctor never sleeps

this and a dr pepper

NFTs are amazing because you apparently “own” them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol

if i catch any of yall mfs following this kid

yesterday was the day that Moon and Alpha Omega take place in Cod Zombies

little different vibe from usual but if you givr me permission to rant or vent at any time in your dms and then when i do i get zero answer for a day or more i dont feel like i can really do that with you safel i get youre busy but nobody is busy for 24 hours or more its legitimately not possible

if u like pepsi ima pull up in this

i got a new keyboard yay

Please do retweet this. I like money :3

if a specific soda wants a brand account for bluesky i think i have an idea for who they should pick for an intern please god be so good for it

in the span of about 15 minutes i just: -checked my laptop calendar to see what element number 115 was(moscovium, btw) -googled "breeds of shotguns" because i forgot the word "types" existed and i wanted to see what there was -laughed my ass off at my misuse of "breeds" i need more sleep bro

my colleges alert texts display on the slideshows around the campus thats kinda cool

silksong is out and yet i'm not gonna play it because two reasons 1. i am broke 2. chasing trends is overwhelming

im in your fridge(hopefully)

a cant of coke a can of dr pepper drink the superior option

does anyone know why codmzombies glitched like this? it showed this for 90 seconds and then ended round zero

lord foog the 2st enjoys dr pepper

fortnite battle pass

bsky needs a "remove follower" button thats like the one thing insta/threads did right

Guys I think I might be a furry… not sure tho

I find the demonization of minors to be really toxic and annoying in the furry community I also really hate when people loop minors in to the zoophiles/pedophiles DNI, because it feels like you’re putting minors on the same level as those disgusting people… Be kind when telling minors to leave…

am i That Friend That's Too Woke i'm just saying a bunch of white teens chomping at the bit to make robot versions of racial slurs is like. Strange