Remember that if you got a new Nintendo Switch game for Christmas to lick the cartridge before inserting it into your console for good luck in that game

We have been made aware of a bootlegging group going under the alias “Santa Claus.” If you find any games mysteriously showing up in your house tomorrow morning, they are not official. Please report them to the proper authorities.

Nice cover-up, Bill. Truth is we forgot and then people got so rude and demanding so we were like "fine now you're not getting it."

Sorry we haven’t posted in a while. We’ve been playing #RocketRacing available now through #Fortnite on the #NintendoSwitch2.

Wow a new Mario Kart

huh? what? Switch 2 releases tonight? sorry guys. I forgot. I've been playing the new Deltarune all day.

Ten years ago today, the first game in the #Splatoon series launched! If you’re feeling nostalgic today, why not dust off the old Wii U and jump into a classic Turf W- what? oh no

the news is green now

a hundred and ten dollar Mario Kart www.nintendo.com/en-ca/whatsn...

If you meet the criteria you can register your interest to buy a #NintendoSwitch2 at www.nintendo.com/en-ca/gaming.... You will receive an email invite when it is available to purchase for only- wait this can't be right SIX HUNDRED AND THIRTY DOLLARS?

Have you received your tickets for the #NintendoSwitch2 Experience yet? If you haven't received an email confirmation you can check in My Tickets/Passes on the Nintendo Events website: experience.nintendo.com#/my-tickets-...

We are proud to reveal the next Nintendo console and successor to the Nintendo Switch family of systems. Coming October 2025.

Can you guys stop leaking our shit? Holy hell

Grand Fest made me so emotional I can’t even make any jokes about it. No matter what team you chose we at Nintendo of Canada hope you had an amazing time at the festival!

Only 1 week left until the party starts when #SuperMarioPartyJamboree releases on #NintendoSwitch!

We have received much backlash due to revealing the name of our main location Concordia so soon after Sony announced their failed game Concord would be shutting down. It was not our intention to reference this and therefore we will be renaming the location. Welcome... to Sonysucksia!

Woah! Watch out, Mario! Spank your opponent’s ass as newcomer to the series Pauline when #SuperMarioPartyJamboree releases September 17th!

Aonuma has been showing off his Halloween costume around the office and we've been dealing with it but now he's taking over the Twitter and the Youtube posting it and now people think it's for a game or something and it's really getting out of hand

Sorry I fell asleep next to my “release Direct” button Did something happen?

As of June 10, 2024, it will no longer be possible to post screenshots and videos to Twitter from the Nintendo Switch's Album, or send friend requests to social media users via the Friend Suggestions feature. On this same date we will be replacing these features with corresponding Blue Sky ones.

because Sony and Microsoft are shitting their pants we thought this was the best time to mention that we're working on a Switch successor

this wasn't a joke btw we only have two games coming out this year

The real April Fools are anyone expecting an F-Zero game

oh shit we only meant to shut down Yuzu Citra was actually cool shit

We forgot to make any first party games this year so I guess it’s a partner direct

We were supposed to make a Direct for this month but we forgot and now Miyamoto’s pissed send help

we're suing those Palworld fuckers

Remember that if you got a new Nintendo Switch game for Christmas to lick the cartridge before inserting it into your console for good luck in that game

Find out how many hours of your life you've wasted play Fortnite on #NintendoSwitch this year with a personalized wrap-up! See your #NintendoSwitch2023 Year in Review here: ninten.do/6014iVVHQ

We at Nintendo are very saddened by the news of E3's closing. But at the same time who actually still went? We're gonna keep doing Directs every summer and you're going to watch them like you've done for years.

"Well look who's back" Return to Vice City as Lucia and Jason (and possibly some other familiar faces) when #GTAVI comes to #NintendoSwitch in 2025!

Can Peter Griffin rescue Solid Snake to ultimately save a banana? Play Fortnite Chapter 5: Underground (yes like the Ben Folds song) today to find out!

We at Nintendo of Canada would like to wish everyone a happy Donkey Kong December! You can celebrate the holiday with the #DonkeyKong Country: Tropical Freeze game for the #NintendoWiiU! bit.ly/2K9OEWy

11/29, 9:00 PM (JST)/7:00 AM (EST)/4:00 AM (PST): "LEVEL5 VISION 2023 II" will be streaming on YouTube and NicoNico Live! Featuring release dates for several titles, like "INAZUMA ELEVEN: Victory Road," and lots of new info! For details, please visit the event page! level5.co.jp/vision2023-2...

You know what doesn’t give you food poisoning? #SuperMarioRPG available on the #NintendoSwitch today!

#IndieWorld? More like #Boring

Your favourite Nicktoons are back in Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl 2! Discover a new campaign, characters, voiceover and more! ...except Fanboy and Chum Chum those cowards at Nick didn't add them Available now on #NintendoSwitch!

This is Miyamoto. I have been working on the live-action film of The Legend of Zelda for many years now with Avi Arad-san. You may recognize that name as he is the producer for VENOM (2018) DUDE I FUCKING LOVE VENOM YESSSSSSS I AM SO HAPPY I LOVE VENOM SO MUCH www.nintendo.co.jp/corporate/re...

The WarioWare: Get It Together + Neon Purple & Neon Blue Joy-Con bundle arrives 11/17! It includes a digital version of WarioWare: Get It Together, two Joy-Con controllers in Neon Purple and Neon Blue colours and a 0 Month Nintendo Switch Online Individual Membership. ninten.do/60109fnlQ

new fornide season today play it on our switch please

As a response to all the criticism concerning our tournament guidelines we'd like to ignore the problem and distract you. Tune in 10/27 at 7am PT for a new Nintendo Direct featuring around 45 minutes of information on upcoming Nintendo #3DS and #NintendoSwitch titles!

Guess what gen Z, the Mario CBT song is in #SuperMarioRPG! You can listen to it when it releases November 17th. Pre-Order now: www.nintendo.com/en-ca/store/...

There are only two wonders in this world; your mother and #SuperMarioBrosWonder! #SuperMarioBrosWonder is available now only on Nintendo Switch and Yuzu. www.nintendo.com/en-ca/store/... youtu.be/pUlMb41Yfbk

In case you're Wonder-ing what we're playing this weekend... ...mind your own buisness smh

We at Nintendo discourage any and all piracy of our games. Piracy is not a victimless crime If you or a loved one has ever downloaded a file from the internet please turn them or yourself in to your local authorities immediately. Everyone who played #SuperMarioBrosWonder early will suffer.

why is our banner still advertising #DetectivePikachuReturns when #SuperMarioBrosWonder is launching in just 3 Days!