I’m not sure of the connection, but I took a Tylenol last year and ended up with an awful president.

Prediction: On Monday, Pam Bondi will announce mortgage fraud charges against Neil Young.

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Tom Hobag is an accurate nickname because he was politically ho-ing for a literal bag of cash.

Jon Stewart does 23 minutes in 100% sarcasm mode: youtu.be/_GXNJ3V9lzg?...

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social I got my Covid vaccine yesterday afternoon, so today I’m taking it easy at home while reading the outstanding new book by @johnfugelsang.bsky.social . Both a “fun read” and a “must read”.

This photo was taken 65 years ago today, right before the Beatles' first of several residencies in Hamburg over the next 2 years. The band included bassist Stu Sutcliffe and new drummer Pete Best. Lennon recalled: "We had to play for hours and hours on end.... . That's what improved the playing."

60 years ago today:

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social The Smithsonian’s latest exhibit shows how we’ve always been at war with Eastasia.

“They’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats . . .”

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social I agree!

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social BTW, Hell is planning a new 90,000 square foot area for Trump and his associates.

If you have HBO Max, I highly recommend Marc Maron’s new stand-up special.

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Trump is focused on eliminating DEI: Data from Epstein’s Island.

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social His diagnosis of “chronic venous insufficiency” should not be confused with his previous diagnosis from Stormy Daniels.

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Trump is keeping us safe from the dangers of imported goods, migrant labor, Epstein lists, and Rosie O’Donnell.

Looking forward to a future press briefing where Sean Duffy explains how two spacecraft ran into each other.

I’m hearing fireworks in the distance, or maybe it’s just an ICE raid.

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social I have a weird technical note. For the past few shows, your opening theme has started 20 seconds earlier than usual - 6:05:30 instead of 6:05:50. This only happens for the first hour, not the others. @radioguychris.bsky.social

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Trump was eager to get the war started while you were technically still on vacation.

This story doesn’t deserve attention but I enjoy how people replied.

Breaking: BlueSky is temporarily out of popcorn emojis.

Sleepy morning in the park.

Two adjacent news items:

@jodyhamilton.bsky.social I solved Wordle in 2 today, but to be honest Pete Hegseth accidentally texted the answer to me.

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social “Honey, I’ll be home a little late due to a bombing run next hour. BTW don’t tell anyone.”

Google is celebrating World Quantum Day, where a particle can be in opposite states simultaneously, kind of like tariffs.

60 years ago today, the Beatles played at the NME poll winners concert, including their latest hit Ticket to Ride: youtu.be/Q6OhQfa3Oik?...

The Art of the Deal

When the party-goers sober up:

I just got an accidental text from Pete Hegseth that happy hour starts at 4 today at the Cloak & Stagger bar in Arlington.

It’s more fun following along when you’ve made bracket selections, guessing which federal agencies will make it to the final four.

Chuck Schumer is playing three-dimensional chess. Unfortunately his opponents are playing Grand Theft Auto.

When I see the tag March Madness trending, I’m not sure if it’s sports-related or not.

Does anybody really know what time it is?

Remember, we lose an hour this weekend, even though we lost 2 hours tonight.

Lunch time.

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social I don’t think it’s entirely accurate to refer to President Elon Musk, as that implies a legitimate claim to the office. I prefer Acting President Elon Musk.

Don’t get too attached to the name “Gulf of America”. Musk will soon change it to the “Gulf of X”.

I hope everyone enjoys all aspects of Super Bowl Sunday: the game, the analysis, the musical acts, the ads, the tacit acceptance of dictatorship…

I have the urge to doomscroll all night, but I’m going to go to bed while reminding myself that things will still be crappy in the morning.

Will Pete Hegseth be a dangerous drunken incompetent Defense Secretary, or merely a dangerous incompetent Defense Secretary?

I just moved from North Carolina to California. I feel like I’m being followed.

I’m new to the North County San Diego area, but I don’t think this is a normal humidity.

Almost all of the people and organizations I follow on X are now on Bluesky, so I’ll be closing my X account soon. Twitter used to be my favorite social app, but now it’s where bad people gather to have their voices amplified by the algorithm.

Trump said the "Golden Age of America begins right now", but "Gilded Age" is more accurate:

Trump said the "Golden Age of America begins right now", but "Gilded Age" is more accurate:

Hello Southern California

Bye, Charlotte