Happy mothers day to all the moms out there. Miss you mom. Call your mom!

Apparently the Canadian government never heard of scalable server instances. I guess the Canadian Census is gonna have to wait a day or two...

I'm an #habs fan... Don't tell me the odds we piss on odds! 9 shot win motherfucker! lolll

Second bike ride of the season. Shit getting serious as far as I can tell this bike lane goes down all the way to the port. This is beyond what I can pedal in a session. Let alone come back up. Now we got my Summer goal.

We been getting the old automated Amazon phone phishing scam a lot lately. It need repeating nobody ordered an Ipad with your amazon account. Don't talk, hang up the phone immediately and report the number, It likely spoofed but who know.

First bike ride of the season. Baby steps after I screwed up my shoulders. Damn it's cold.

The NHL is not a serious league... Look at the start and dates of the #Habs vs #Bolts. www.nhl.com/schedule/pla...

Every time Amazon sends me a new from Dan Abnett Email. I get my hopes up to be dashed. So that how it feel to wait for Winds of Winter... At least I know Pandemonium is finished.

Free movie idea of the day... City Slickers, but Miami Vice themed. With a Tropic Thunder twist.

Anyone out there has a TCL Nxtpaper phone, how is it? I'm thinking of grabbing one.

Denmark Begins its Exit from Microsoft where is Canada plan to do the same? itsfoss.com/news/denmark... #Linux

I feel dirty, but I embraced AI slop just this one time. Reset this router youtu.be/v-98cSMW0j8?... via @YouTube #Linux #PatchYourShit

I'm not gonna say a military junta backed by a couple of Generals is a good long term solution... But you might want to appreciate the temporary upside.

It occur to me that the curse, "May you live in interesting times." has a codicil. You can also die in interesting times.

Now that I'm listening to it mostly sober I got to say Dark Side is a jazz album hiding in a prog trenchcoat. #Artemis2 #PinkFloyd

Artemis 2 is in com blackout in the Darkside of the Moon... for about 45 minutes just long enough to listen to Darkside of the moon by Pink Floyd. www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9yn...

It just dawned on me. There is a ship going to the moon on First Contact day right now...

Got to say that feel good.

AI is what happen when Juicero and Theranos fuck on a giant bed of VC cash, and conceive an unholy abomination.

Glorious motherfucker Cole Caufield make it 49... Two goal tonight and he doesn't have a single empty net in career... 4 minutes left in the third #habs lead 3-2 the play by play guy have called it tonight the night.

"We're whalers on the Moon, we carry a harpoon. But there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales and sing a whaling tune."

Inception stream... loll Adepticon preview is delayed for half an hours.

Adapticon preview watch along... Pretty much every W40k youtubers who is not a fucking AI slop machine is online tonight. loll

We came a long way from the time when printing in Linux required a blood sacrifice or two on a full moon...

God it feel good to see the other guy colapse for once. #habs

Leave some caps for Slaf. #habs

Cole did not stay at 41 for more than half a period. #habs

Can we get a fucking save once in a while. #habs

Well that's a nice change of pace for the #habs

They never sent a dog or a cat to the ISS. (It's not poop proof.) I got to say before we de-orbit that shit we got to send a cat and a dog at least once, and a bird... I want to see a bird try to deal with low grav! How come nobody thought of that... Come on NASA, just for the meme.

As a retro gamer enthusiast, watching the West Wing is like watching CRT porn. loll Here a Sony PVM money shot.

Georges W Bush drew the biggest get out of jail Uno Card of history since Kaiser Wilhelm II. You can be a fucking moron of historical proportion, and nobody gonna remember it if the next guy is a fucking monster, and a bigger moron.

With the gas price right now I'm I the only asshole looking at marketplace for a cheap truck I could snap. Park that shit up in the driveway, work on it to spruce it up till sanity return, and make a killing by next Fall.

Happy second Friday the 13th For second month in a row.

AI Slop Smutt so fucking it's actually hilarious. youtube.com/watch?v=qETv...

When you donate blood for the first time Hema Québec send you a plastic card. Nice little bit of positive reinforcement that serve as a reminder that you can go back a month later to give again.

The same fucking idiots bitching about the price of Oil today did everything they can to keep our systemic addiction to Oil going. An addiction that technology speaking we should have started kicking off 50 fucking years ago.

My local supermarket now has Onigiri in the sushi section... Took them long enough.

Hard eggs on an English muffin.

The #Habs shitting the bed the weekend of the trade deadline is so fucking old news. Same as scheduling a road trip out West to avoid scrutiny THAT week.

The #Habs don't have a goaltender problem...

'Twas the night before the trade deadline, when all through the NHL plenty of players were moving around. But in #habs land not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The fans were doom scrolling all snug in their beds; While visions of Lord Stanley danced in their heads;

Amazon still toying with me... #NotBequin3 #Pandemonium #DanAbnett #Warhammer40k

Why is Orange crush zero so hard to find? I can get almost any other soft drink sugar free in most package, but Orange Crush Zero only come in can.

This old meme got updated for 2026... This is way too damn accurate for comfort. #Linux #IT #Microslop

Warhammer event in Canada this morning. www.facebook.com/share/p/1CzN...

I did one of the things I swore I would do after my gallbladder surgery today.

Nick dragging a team to a come from behind win... That's like every other Wednesday on #habs land.

Youtube being down is definitely one of broken seals of the apocalypse for sure.

It almost like life expectancy in modern first world country boomed for some reason a hundred years ago or so... We don't know why yet... Just that it did.