i truly think it has made everyone stupider that we now view all fiction as a morality play

god i love vindication. came across another editor talking a bout how being inclusive does not require oppression in your work GODDDDD. it is crazy the amount of people i have heard who are INSISTANT on the opposite. the fact that they are white and gay and talking abt homophobia is obvious im sure

downloading dragon age origins. chat how cooked am i

still havent decided if hawke is gonna be dead/maybe alive in the fade or if it's gonna be alistair in this dragon age fic. sorry to fenris but i do think it would be compelling if your man was presumed dead

"wyll doesnt know what sex is and would be so shy" wyllyam ravengard eats ass and pussy and reads literary porn recreationally shut up bro

seeing editors talking about how steampunk seems to be ramping up like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH I HAVE TO WRITE MY BOOK NOWWWWWWWW

still waffling on this bc i am kind of married to the original aesthetic, but i also think that doesnt necessarily mean it's what i should do lol me being a huge fan of high fantasy doesnt mean that im gonna write one that makes any meaningful contribution to the genre

*insane person voice* what if i switched project chosen from classical fantasy to urban fantasy. what if i did that

saw a tumblr post that was like "I have a healthy sense of unimportance" and man that is really just like. my whole worldview aint it lmfao

in other news should i play inquisition today so i can get depressed about veilguard's writing again

had the worst kind of period-induced insomnia where i went to sleep fine for about three hours and then woke up and was wide awake for another three hours before passing out again. and now im dead

I was talking the other day about how I would hate having a dick and I stand by that except for one thing. Helicoptering would fucking rule

I LIVE IN YOUR HEAD. I HAVE A HUGE APARTMENT IN YOUR HEAD. I FUCK BITCHES AND GET MONEY IN YOUR HEAD

i think i do a good job of spreading the wealth story-wise between jack, atlas and blue in bioshock fic but i cannot deny that the brain chemicals are Different while writing atlas lmao

got way too locked in decorating a house in da sims but i dragged myself off and im gonna recalibrate my brain and eat and write lmao everything's fine it's not 10pm

have started following dj's on youtube who do like lofi or other good like background music bc i am then at least 80% sure it's not AI lmao

i think the answer is he also heals over the scarring, he clearly has healing ability bc he was able to remove the inquisitor's arm and heal over the skin. ok everyone as you were

*sits up in a cold sweat* hey how does solas remove vallaslin if it's etched into the skin. wouldn't a scar be left behind even if he removed the ink

there's someone dedicatedly writing elvis self insert fanfiction for fictober on tumblr rn and it's wild

all of the emails i made in grad school to keep getting free postmates delivery are getting shut down one by one for disuse everyone say rip

this story has a happy ending bc she did not succeed and i was consistently the employee with the most hours and i got to do whatever i wanted bc the managers didnt need to worry about me lmao we could have simply coexisted it wasnt that serious but like. if we're comparing,

today on "my mom holds grudges against my friends far longer than i ever could" she brought up how my best friend from hs came to work at f21 when i had been there for a couple years and started trying to be top bitch/push me down the totem pole lmao i was like yeah girl. you know im 33 now right

one of those wholesome bait videos of a little kid protecting their sibling from something scary but it's footage of me at 13 years old telling the neighbor boy who pushed down my brother i was gonna fucking kill him

really trying to get into the yaoi of the two dudes from the shadow dragons but i dont think im dopamine starved enough LMFAO

it is crazy how relevant this character is a HUNDRED YEARS LATER like. everything about gatsby, INCLUDING his whimsical nature, INCLUDING his desperate hope for the future, is a peformance, both for others and for himself. a story of his own life, meant to entertain. he would love having a tiktok

rewatched the great gatsby movie mostly for a refresher for reading local heavens and man. crazy how my interpretation of it/gatsby as a character has changed as i've gotten older. you can really see nick's rose colored glasses starkly when you're jaded lmao

cassandra/blackwall is possibly the most neutered pairing ive seen to date....like it's rare enough that it's not my problem but wow. you really found a blander pairing than trevelyan x cullen

made tortellini and texas toast from scratch (i purchased the texas toast loaf and then made my own garlic butter and shoved it in the oven for ten mins)

i love to just like sob super hart at 2:30pm on a thursday bc a fake woman has died and then be like ok well now i gotta go put my laundry in lmfaooooo

GODDDD cloudward ho is literally the best d20 season yet i feel crazy. perfect finale

It is wild how online gays get so scared when you say your sexuality does not have exceptions for men bc words mean things!! Go outsiiiide

Yknow we used to call lesbians gaslighting themselves about being attracted to men compulsive heterosexuality. Now it’s just that every lesbian is bi lmao

got a chai and pumpkin latte and it is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me

My mom does not know how to get my brother off the phone lmao he loves listening to himself talk in circles you gotta pretend to be busy

Saw someone describe the da//n and ph//il video as them forgiving their fans for decades of tearing their personal life apart and it just made me like. Sad lol

Not sure if I’m gonna keep this bit in supernova where indigo talks about her quartermaster and bestie who quit like he’s dead but lmao it is funny to me

every time i see a screenshot of two women from the untamed on screen together they are a) never speaking to each other and b) facing away from each other completely with their eyes cast to the ground. like why do they look like they're in a hostage situation lmao

omfg one of the questions on beapordy was which amendment gave women the right to vote and i knew it immediately so i'll be expecting my gold star feminist pin in the mail

rubs temples. could i squeeze in something about piracy as art preservation into this fuckass book

smosh watching update: the gender envy i get from tommy is insane

Sweating reading this book wondering if Kris kept all the canon deaths. I half hope not and half hope yes lmao I’ll cry but like if she didn’t I feel like it would compromise the themes

I have so far not been betrayed, local heavens is soooo good. When I finish it I’ll decide if it’s worth recommending but yes very good I love the prose. Cant wait to get to the yaoi

accidentally putting themes in my fanfiction is my favorite party trick. you can really tell what's on my mind lmfao

realizing that the fanmade map of rapture i've been using this whole time has adonis luxury resort in the complete wrong place and struggling not to crash out bc the rest of it might ALSO BE INACCURATE...it's fine it's fine it's literally fine

omg finding out that hard//ing is voiced by the same actress as lia//ra makes SOOO MUCH SENSE bc i hated her performance then too lmao she's just not good i see i see

this has been dragon age hour with nic

theron's relationship with being a warden/the wardens as an organization is very like. im sorry this happened to all of us and many of us weren't given a choice. he feels little pride in the idea of like. just being a machine to kill darkspawn and one day die doing it. voluntarily

really enjoying imagining how my warden is doing 23 years out from origins. despite my track record with previous military-esque characters i do think he is still warden-commander and i think he is a huge pain the ass. he and the first warden are sworn enemies but like in an office rivalry way

well and now im like. so does everyone hear the calling in elven. or is old elven so divorced from the current vernacular that it's hard to discern. I HAVE FUCKING QUESTIONS. IF IT'S THE FORMER THAT'S CRAZY, POLITICALLY

rubs temples. so if the calling is actually just the evanuris calling to anything with the taint, why was the entirety of the grey wardens not immediately under the control of elgar'nan and ghilan'nain. like how did they not just immediately have a gigantic, heavily armed military force.