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hey guys im back for real this time

I return.

Of course that blue rodent and all his little friends get to race around in cars while I sit up here on the Black Comet all alone.

I hope you all have a great Thanksgiving.

Next year will finally be my time to shine.

Sorry I haven't posted in a while, I can't find my way out of Radical Highway.

So hungry right now, I could eat the entire human population.

In my learning of the English lexicon, i have discovered this strange letter "Z". It is new to me.

I have chosen to reschedule the promised time to January next year due to recent events.

These politics will no longer matter once I invade Earth again. I look forward to meeting you all again.

Taking my dog for a walk in Westopolis.

Hey guys, so what's this "yaoi" thing i've been hearing my son talk about?

I have decided to retract my previous statement after my son gave me a 20 dollar Wendy's giftcard as compensation for killing me.