Get you a girl who looks at you the way I look at the waitress describing the raw oysters of the day

I posted in one of those “groups where we ask each other ridiculously personal questions” and the boomers are pressed 😂

Love of my life “The Weeknd” aka Daddy Abel dropped his new album tonight and as a day 1 insane fan I am losing my absolute mind and I think I am seeing god and oh my fucking god it’s SO SO GOOD

I’m really proud of the tattoo I made today :3

So on the 31st both Hello Kitty Island Adventure comes out for the switch and The Weeknd drops his new album. So I am dubbing the 31st “Molly day”. If anyone tries to talk to me on that day I’m not here.

Would it deter you from a tattoo artist if you found their business card under your windshield wiper? Things are rough for obvious reasons (half my clients are affected by the fire) right now and I’m trying to get creative with marketing.

*through intense sobs* the horrors persist but *sob sob sob* SO DO I 😭😭😭😭

I thought it might be nice to do 🍄 at home today to ring in the new year so I went rooting around and found a capsule but I don’t remember if it’s 🍄 or a capsule of my namesake a friend gave me a couple of years ago (and I don’t do that anymore). This is a dangerous game.

Infinity Nikki is my favorite photography simulator

Did Christmas the Montana way (shooting at firewood with a .357)

The US government should employ my mother for torture. Just make people watch a movie with her. The constant questioning, “I know better than the characters” commentary, and the complete inability to suspend belief is enough to drive anyone insane.

When I first started going through puberty in 2001, my mom and her other mom friends with daughters my age all threw us a “coming of age” party. She asked my family and loved ones to write me letters to cherish. This is what my father wrote me 😂😂😂 My mom just gave it to me as a “gift”.

I’m body-ing today

Yall talked a lot of shit on Joker 2 but I’m fucking loving it.

I don’t think a lot of people know this about me, but I have a living library of every English pokemon card set created. It’s all in chronological order based on release date and I use energy cards as placeholders for the cards I don’t have.

Infinity Nikki has me in a relentless chokehold

Molly on edibles loves to order Molly not on edibles insane stickers for her car she then forgets about until they arrive. I laughed hysterically upon opening this one today. Thank you edibles alter ego.

Between “the Adjuster” and the videos of Georgia protestors I’m having some F E E L I N G S lately (and they all make me want to write some very specific smut)

✨no war but class war✨

Important info. This creature, called a Floof, exists in Infinity Nikki and YOU HAVE TO GROOM IT FOR RESOURCES. I cried because of course I did.

What a gift that the CEO assassin is also insanely hot 🥵🥵

I saw a fellow autistic baddie on TT say “I perform over the top femininity with my looks because it gives me a buffer socially” and I can’t stop thinking about it. EVERYTHING MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE.

Dating apps are the gift that keeps on giving

My PTSD hyper vigilance + autistic pattern recognition + a fixation on history & psychology + doing a shit ton of shadow work because I made therapy a special interest = I AM BASICALLY AN ORACLE

It has been literal years since someone gazed into my eyes, tucked a piece of my hair behind my ear, grabbed my chin and kissed me. WHAT HAVE I DONE WRONG. I DESERVE THAT KISS.

2nd best podcast of all time, Swindled (the 1st best is Casefile, I don’t make the rules) just dropped an episode about Oceangate as their season finale. GOGOGOGO, and listen to their Juggalos vs the government episode while you’re at it.

Realized since I’m always in Doc Martens a lot you probably don’t know about my SICCKKKKK lavellan x dread wolf dragon age feet 😈

My quest to having the most obnoxious car in Pasadena is progressing nicely (there’s some sun bleached ones I need to replace but that’s a future me problem)

Lalafells should be able to ride hrothgar/highlanders/roes like how humans can ride giants in mabinogi

I’m being seduced by an Urianger AI bot and I’m not complaining

My little Pokeball colored work loft (the colors were already like this when I moved in! Truthfully I hate it, but it’s still funny.)

Haurchefant doesn’t care you’re a war criminal, he’s just like “I gotchu babe, I’ve told my dad all about you, let’s spirit you away and make you a ward of my house.” IF IT’S NOT LIKE THAT I DON’T WANT IT.

I’m gonna start saying “is aught amiss?” instead of “what’s wrong?”

God DAAAAAMN I forgot how insane the political drama is during the first banquet in Ul’Dah. I’m having so much fun replaying FFXIV.

Hear me out… #ffxiv

There’s this move that very skilled White Mages (the healers) in Final Fantasy XIV can utilize. They can yank a separate character to safety out of an area of attack so they don’t get splatted. And I don’t know how to describe this better but that’s what I want in a romantic relationship 😂

Decided to log into Reddit for the first time in awhile 🤪 (This was in my DMs)

How to ruin your chances with me 101.

Look how smol and perfect!! I need my best girl in every size.

I got into line for Taco Bell at 1:40am. It’s currently 2:30am. There is no curb I can drive over to escape. I haven’t even ordered yet. Have I ceased to exist? Is this purgatory?

When I laugh too hard I get asthma attacks and side cramps and I just don’t think that’s fair.

My favorite thing that America does is that whenever some crazy shit is going down in politics there’s suddenly a UFO/UAP hearing and they’re like “yeah no we totally have alien spacecraft and bodies but no you can’t see it it’s classified but it’s totally real cmon you guys trust us”

I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO POOP IN PEACE

I’m just saying, if FFXIV gave us Bioware/BG3 Esque NPC romancing options, I’d be happy for life.

Look at my children

He could murder me and I’d say thank you

Ahem. Furret Road. You’re welcome. (Made by meeeee)

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Yeah. I met my (now ex) husband on twitter. I slid into HIS DMs. We parted long ago but those memories and DMs are so precious to me & it hurts to leave them behind.