everyone stop naming stores after me I can't handle the texts anymore

HELP hEEELP

frankensteined a toy house page at 4 am life is

sigh. sigh.

kicks feet I am about to do something fun utuut I can't decide whether I want to eat something savory or chat with friends. hard decisions.

Does aspirin kill you with the pain?

holy 🤤

Jeff will heal you!

The only thing that's for the better is you continuing to be the amazingly creative and wonderful person you are! /cringe

my mom just came to check on me this morning and thought I tried to kill myself over cheesy bread 🥹 okay

IS THIS SHIT ENOUGH PROOF FOR YOU?!

i think it's ridiculous how i get upset over every tiny thing and everything seems to work into me over and over and i realize it's ridiculous but. i don't have the brakes guys help how do i go about not doing that anymore without crashing into the stop sign

From idolizing a made up man

they're rigging this against me bro/silly

????? there is a Snail in my worm tank where did you come from

making strawberry cheesecake for my mom and I found this huuuge strawberry and I was trying to take a picture STUPID GLUTTONOUS BEING/silly

If you still want me, come and find me in my coffin

"What does she have that I don't have?"

IT LOOKS LIKE I AM SHAKING BUT IT'S JUST THE TEMPERATUREE THEN AGAIN IF IT WERE COLDER I COULD DISENGAGE, I THINK IF I GOT ANY OLDER I WOULD ACT MY AGE but I don't think you'd believe me it's just not the way I'm meant to be

it is my mom's birthday tomorrow

my mom is trying to re-invent herself again #terrifying

i hate when i dont wanna talk but have so much to say and i know the person im talking to wants something said

I like the bit where leafy keeps changing who's evil and who's nice off screen and on a few occasions she's way down in the evil bit

bfdia again SIGH we should all make Strange sonas. blinks

THERE IS NO WAY I GET ATTACHED TO THE ONE CHARACTER THAT IS 99.9999% A ONE OFF BIT NO NO STOPPP

I go to Winnburg Elementary School!

there was this commercial on T.V. over life insurance and the guy was like "my granny died from cancer at 98.. with how early the death was, this was when I noticed that you can get life insurance at any age" I'm sure granny lived a nice long life dude

bfdiaaaa come out come out wherever you are

This is a song written by a dead guy.

today was so good and now it's Fucked Up because I got upset over something and took it too far oh joy

I have Another splatoon OC there is so much joy in the world tonight

COMPETENT MOM????? CALL THAT MOMPETENT

CHEERING! THE DECO IS FED

MY MOM ACTUALLY MADE EDIBLE FOOD I'M SO PROUD OF HER THIS IS MODERATELY GOOD

brunch

inanimate insanity characters ☝️ should have physical disabilities. and impairments. corrective, functional, or therapeutic devices. especially in s4. pleeease guys

THIS RETAINER I'VE HAD ON FOR LIKE TWO HOURS HAS BEEN MORE ANNOYING THEN MY 5 YEARS OF DENTAL PRODDING im killing tissues inanimate insanity about it thank you friend for your suggestion. also hmm maybe clover but i don't know if i can pain her in this way she has good luck

first vc i have actually felt happy + engaged + a part of in a looong time as so fun

my. lisp got 5000000 times worse with my retainer hope that goes away

I THOUGHT SOMETHING HAPPENED TO ONE GUY BUT HE JUST BLOCKED ME on literally every platform ever THANK goodness I was hashtag worried for a moment I can handle blocked

GOT MY BRACES OFF

I have a Lot of pent up things I've done Nothing about so I'm angry over little things I need to get off the Net #goodnight

not everything is beautiful not everything is beautiful SHUT UP bad things can BE BAD they can look UGLY

11:11 goodnight

it was fineee whatever

I don't know how children do all kinds of stuff all the time when I can't get into an MRI without feeling like I have a metal heart valve I forgot about

NOOO SCARY DOCTORS APPOINTMENT SAVE ME THEY'RE GONNA TAKE EVERYTHING

guess who's sick again!! one day every week bro

Everyone has guilty pleasures. Everyone has skeletons in the closet. Humans cannot keep a strict moral code that dictates every single imaginable aspect of our existence. We just can’t. It’s an impossible standard in a world as broken and deceptive as this

im sorry i don't have the moral high ground of a progressive teenage manic pixie girl im not going to boycott that website because it's introducing AI I'm not going to cut off that person just because they like a controversial music artist im not going to block that guy that used to be a darkshipper