911 Lone Star is so goddamn good man i fucking love this show

can you guess my favorite color

in case you aren’t on twitter (smart move) please enjoy this compilation of me looking incredibly hot recently

it’s her birthday so i went to visit and a nurse asked who i was there to see and when i said my moms name she goes “oh my GOD look at your hair of course you’re her daughter i can’t believe i even had to ask”

evergreen

i’m so stressed i’m about to vomit everywhere but fuck it we ball

is it not common sense that you don’t put drain clog dissolver (or any cleaning product) in the same grocery bag as food or meds? anything you ingest, really. do you not keep that shit separated in case it leaks and contaminates something you put INSIDE your body?!

ordered a 10pack of moving boxes from walmart. 13$. they did the shopping while i was doing trash + recycling so i didn’t clock that they substituted it for a “heavy duty” pack that was THIRTY FUCKING DOLLARS oh i am fucking FURIOUS right now what the FUCK were they thinking

just said “ouh! that’s chilly!” about a breeze that came in the open window… fall my lover i can feel you calling to me. make haste, my sweet, for i long to linger in your chilly embrace once again

big ol bitch with a buzz cut ✨

a solid 90-95% of my hair has fallen out since i got sick which has devastatingly forced me to cut it, but honestly…? the bob is kinda a vibe

i truly believe this is a peak look for me ngl

i like that i just show up here every so often to manically post a bunch of selfies and unhinged chaos thoughts and then disappear into the ether for weeks/months at a time. very alluring, so mysterious, what a great way to build a platform

absolutely mind boggling that all i need to do to feel good about myself is change out of my soft baggy shapeless black maxi dress into a slightly less shapeless soft baggy black maxi dress… the ears and chains definitely help tho 🤭

hey quick question what the fuck

honey. baby. angel. my love. i hate u. can’t wait to stab u into my thigh once you’ve stopped being a frigid bitch

brand new experience: peeling my nipple

vicks lotion puffs tissues i luv u

watching the liver king doc again cuz im in a brain food mood and honestly i say this with the deepest, most unyielding scorn i can manage… if you ever thought he was natty you’re dumber than a fuckin box of rocks

my mom dyed her hair purple i am so fucking obsessed with her

those lil pizza cupcake bitches from lil cesar’s fucking slap actually

me, driving around in my nondescript silver + baby pink hot girl suv looking like a librarian blasting sea shanties with my big ass german shepherd hanging out the back window… a vision tbh. a vibe.

🚨 mutual aid request 🚨 need to get groceries + cat food and im about 75 short of covering everything until my food stamps are back any help is appreciated!! as always anything over 25 gets a tarot card pull, mini consult, 🌶️ pic, etc ca: $countcockulaaa vm: theladycerberus

it’s my birthday :)

hi friends i have been very very sick for the past month. i’m starting to heal but ive been unable to work or even get out of bed 99% of the time so if anyone wants to donate or send me an early birthday gift to help me heal… well that would be killer :)

god i forgot how good hellsing abridged is

catboy and i are watching a 40 minute video of all the dbd killers and i am telling him which i would fuck (adults only obv) 20min in, there are only 2 nos. and also one cuck chair!

5 more months until my entire 4k debt to my electric company is completely wiped out hell yeah!!

at 50/100 please hire me and or donate

hello friends i coming to you with a request. im 150 short on my electric bill which is due today (when tf did it get to be march 25th btw) bc two other big bills came out. i reeeeally can’t be late or ill risk losing my payment plan. donations VERY appreciated!! also hire me!!!

i got some new candles and this one has dried flowers and crystals in it and it smells like eucalyptus and cedar and bergamot and mint and it’s also soy wax which burns soooo much nicer eeeEEEEE i love it

this lil baby vape has no business packing as much of a punch as it does. why is the teeny tiny toddler toy a fucking bludgeon.

ugh it’s in the 50s today but it’s rainy so it feels chilly and damp which is making me not want to get up to shower. maybe if i knock out a couple orgasms it’ll motivate me

i can’t stop giggling at how small this lil weed vape is. what are we even doing here. this is child size. this is a toy. this is a vape for ants. why is it so small and why is it making me so high.

ah yes the number of the beast for the Bitchasaurus Rex thank u Dunks u get me ✨🦖

i haaaate when games have quests based on number of battles bc like. what if the dragon dungeon beats my ass. why do i have to get my ass beat 50 times to get 10 fucking event specific bells to level up this one goddamn event character just lemme do it normal style wtf man

love when i’m playing my little monster game and all of my bbs head into the final boss battle with their ~special skills~ active ehehehe

idk if i put too much in or if this new batch i just made is just properly saturated but holy SHIT my sole water is salty as FUCK today

this strain i just got is called super boof which is why i got it and it has made me exceptionally high. also i got this dress because it matches one of my favorite dicks

i legitimately keep forgetting this app exists

just ordered weed to be delivered to my door in 90min or less i love women in stem(s and concentrates)

hey what’s up sluts did ya miss me? 😏

hi sorry for disappearing again ive been deeply depressed bc. ya know. the whole dead dad thing.

insurance should cover permanent titanium fangs as a necessary mental health procedure

deeply unamused by your worthless, pathetic existence. make yourself useful and submit, or be forever banished to Land of the Forgotten where your body will rot, your soul will shriek, and no attention or reprieve will ever be granted

The Entity is in the mood to take your money and judge your inadequacies, aren’t you lucky? dick rates + cum shot rates open all day today, so scurry along to those payment methods in my bio and make your attempt to entertain Me

bored and antsy today so i’m opening up dick rates + tarot readings for 25$ each ps do NOT send me your dick before you’ve paid

once again i present to you an incredible, limited time offer wherein you send me money for sushi and in return i send you a video of me licking soy sauce off my nipples

will the tower ever stop being one of the first three cards i pull from every new deck? probably not!