the stock market is incredible, at the press of a button i can purchase nothing and a few minutes later lose an entire month's salary

the masculine desire to purchase a project car when i have none of the space, energy, or skill required to work on a car

oh it's a "legally binding contract" huh? well i legally bound yo'ur mom last night and she contracted something

nfs game tier list don't @ me (do @ me i will talk about this in excruciating detail)

shoutout to "HDR" for being the worst term ever created, it has like 5 different meanings that all overlap but can actually mean completely opposite things

seeing more stupid complaints about 20 mph speed limits "cars can't cruise that slow" my tiny engine is fine in 3rd gear at that speed, the fuck's wrong with yours "it causes more pollution" less speed means less time spent accelerating or braking, which is actually where most pollution comes from

sometimes i randomly remember when this was a big meme in like 2017 the next line in the movie is "yeah well so's my brother but he still needs headlights" like this was always the joke, the meme was basically just pointing it out and people still missed it

which would you rather take

i may not care about the world cup but i sure wish someone would foot my ball

just thinking about what i was like in primary school loads of information in my head i could quickly spew so people thought i was smart, but really i made a lot of it up, had basically no ability to tell fact from bullshit, and had no self-awareness to know when to shut up this post is about ai

this might be enough room for a few copies of nfsu2

you don't need to tell people you're becoming a linux user, they will pick up on the signs

"one piece" - madeline celeste danganronpa

leonidasGPT be like This isn't just madness—this is Sparta.

i drawed a sonc (he is fast)

3D printing is great for just £200 + accessories + repairs + filament, i have a device that, with just a long process of design work and test prints, occasionally saves me £2 on plastic parts with only the minor tradeoffs that they look and feel cheaper and aren't as strong it pays for itself

merry vulpixmas

i heard sonic was getting a new model in his next game, but even i'm surprised that they'd redesign him this much, gg sega

seeing a few people say the switch 2's first year hasn't been as good as the switch 1's because most of it is just upgraded switch 1 games like you're only saying that because you didn't have a wii u

hormone replacement dinosaurs be like "t-rex"

why does useful office stuff only come in gamer aesthetic, but good gaming stuff only comes in boring office aesthetic

forgetting the name of a game that just got announced and looking for it in a playstation state of play play-by-play

it's gay month, remember to kiss your homies

i was told to shoutout to women but that just made them leave :(

seeing "back in my day" posts complaining about people who hate games not reaching 60 FPS is always annoying 1. most 2D games targeted 60 FPS 2. input lag was lower with wired controllers and CRTs, so 30 FPS still felt better 3. why can't we expect games to run better than they did 30 years ago?

replaying hunt down the freeman over the last few days has changed me the first time i played it in 2021, it was terrible. confusing, bloated, unbalanced, broken, ugly, and only made interesting by how hilariously bad the cutscenes were the current default steam build felt like i was being gaslit

"one piece?" - sergeant "hunt down the freeman" mitchell, 2018

this bitchass saying THAT about Spirit 😔🥀

the gay agenda ruined movies glad i grew up with non-gay stories where a boy is growing up wanting but failing to fit in with everyone else, until he realises why he's different, first tries to hide that from everyone, then finally builds up the courage to tell everyone and his father disowns him

"all art is political" yeah ok liberal where's the politics in this art huh?

I'm on like the last season of the half life, when does skibidi toilet show up

miku i don't think this is the reaction you should be having to this news

i awake from sleep but the nightmare continues

i'm breaking the rules and kit's driving a kit car

wow this game really did star fox

MyHouse, in the middle of my .wad MyHouse, in the middle of my

playing gartic phone

top 5 sonic crossworlds tracks: 1. ocean view (never seen it online though) 2. chrono trigger 3. estrogen stadium 4. dihydrogen monoxide forest 5. gay garden bottom 5: 1. blizzard entertainment 2. oral town 3. missdick jungle 4. a space for white people 5. night at the museum

i would just like to remind everyone that meta knight has canonically said the fuck word

going to the transgender corner shop and buying some himhey's chocolate

the guy who invented nachos must have been a genius, shame he's been lost to time and we'll never even know his name

finding purpose in life by drying grapes, call that my raisin d'être

what if balls were stored in the pee?

putting the "fun" in "my jokes make me fundamentally painful to be around"

"why is this pc running out of storage space?" the humble operating system folder:

damn girl, what that tongue tongue tongue sahur do?

[insert funny joke borne from a recent observation]