Alberta rat patrolman
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President, Owner and CEO of Canada’s first and only swim-up VLT bar in Red Deer
No one is above the law? Oh right he must be in jail right now, right?
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Resistance is heckin awesomesauce :^)
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I would never do a commercial for AI, all my fans can rest easy knowing that
2 days ago
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How many men is too many?? We will never know
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Cake makar: pretty good
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Elmer Fudd biopic
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What if I started a history podcast where I just asked chat gpt questions about history and read the answers and pretend like it’s my own words and research??? Not bad probably
3 days ago
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What’s up with the government not doing Free Beer program?? Seems not good
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That’s correct, capitalism isn’t its own gravedigger, it was Reaganism!!! We can make a few tweaks and make it all better again :)
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3 days ago
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I’ll show you mine if you show me yours (brain worm)
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3 days ago
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Please someone do a microaggression so I can subtweet you please
3 days ago
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Did everyone just forget about pipe rock theory??
4 days ago
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I’ve been hard at work my whole life being Not Bad and my name is completely absent from the Epstein files. Pretty good!
5 days ago
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Ow My tummy hurts I’ve been drinking virgin paralyzers all week
5 days ago
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Like I’m Literally so tired, however much sleep you got I literally got an hour less
7 days ago
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Damn everyone is dying lately WHOS NEXT??? — goldberg
7 days ago
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35 to 43 cm in snowfall? Fuck my life
8 days ago
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Everyone who owns an oculus rift is a pervert
8 days ago
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What happened to doing things and not filming them??? Bring that back please
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Actually tech WILL save us, currently developing a Bluetooth enabled AR15 that notifies the cops when you get too close to a shopping mall or school
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My iphone and f150 are already sending my data to Langley, I can’t see why Beijing can’t have a little taste too
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Filibusta Rhymes making politics cool again
9 days ago
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Thick cut bologna is basically like hotdog steak and that’s pretty good
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Follicular won’t stop hairmogging me please stop
10 days ago
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Canada needs to start ChinaMaxxing
10 days ago
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No you bitch I’m not an alcoholic I’m beermaxxing
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This is particularly galling as the Orange Cheeto Basterd (hehe) is the only presidential associate of Epstein ever
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10 days ago
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Coming up on a 16 hour work day, not bad
11 days ago
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Swag is a human right
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Behold the intellectual firepower of the liberal small business owner
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11 days ago
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Look I’d love to End Racism and all but then how am I gonna look like a good person? Think about it
11 days ago
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God I can’t wait to scold someone on this app today, it’s how I cope with my lack of agency in the real world
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I would like to heart felt apologize to People of Community for the bad things I may have said in Xbox Live 20 years ago
12 days ago
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About 30 miller high lifes would be pretty good right now
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I’m taking a bold stand against bad stuff, I’m coming out to say I don’t like it
12 days ago
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It’s deagle o clock
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Red deer style pizza
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This is my take on a Tom Cochrane classic: Life is a Podcast
14 days ago
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Me to ChatGPT MrBeast: please I’ll fuckin humiliate myself for $20,000 whatever you want man
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14 days ago
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Staying up til midnight drinking virgin Irish car bombs
14 days ago
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Baud rate above 115200 is called a hot baud Don’t believe me? Look it up
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Asking coworkers if they would like to form an alliance
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R.B. Bennett actually opened the world’s first Arby’s in Calgary, AB, naming the roast beef sandwich restaurant after himself and then went on to be Prime Minister I love Canadian history
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Perogy salad is not only good for you but is Extremely Albertan
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Tulip bulbs ain’t got nothin on 21st century degeneracy
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14 days ago
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Geralt of Rivia stole his name from Geraldo of Rivera
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I don’t really care about discord just use a different thing Jesus Christ
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It’s ok if it’s an emergency DUI
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Sometimes it’s just easier to get an Arby’s than think about the fascism
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Breakfast pitbull
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