No one is above the law? Oh right he must be in jail right now, right?

Resistance is heckin awesomesauce :^)

I would never do a commercial for AI, all my fans can rest easy knowing that

How many men is too many?? We will never know

Cake makar: pretty good

Elmer Fudd biopic

What if I started a history podcast where I just asked chat gpt questions about history and read the answers and pretend like it’s my own words and research??? Not bad probably

What’s up with the government not doing Free Beer program?? Seems not good

That’s correct, capitalism isn’t its own gravedigger, it was Reaganism!!! We can make a few tweaks and make it all better again :)

I’ll show you mine if you show me yours (brain worm)

Please someone do a microaggression so I can subtweet you please

Did everyone just forget about pipe rock theory??

I’ve been hard at work my whole life being Not Bad and my name is completely absent from the Epstein files. Pretty good!

Ow My tummy hurts I’ve been drinking virgin paralyzers all week

Like I’m Literally so tired, however much sleep you got I literally got an hour less

Damn everyone is dying lately WHOS NEXT??? — goldberg

35 to 43 cm in snowfall? Fuck my life

Everyone who owns an oculus rift is a pervert

What happened to doing things and not filming them??? Bring that back please

Actually tech WILL save us, currently developing a Bluetooth enabled AR15 that notifies the cops when you get too close to a shopping mall or school

My iphone and f150 are already sending my data to Langley, I can’t see why Beijing can’t have a little taste too

Filibusta Rhymes making politics cool again

Thick cut bologna is basically like hotdog steak and that’s pretty good

Follicular won’t stop hairmogging me please stop

Canada needs to start ChinaMaxxing

No you bitch I’m not an alcoholic I’m beermaxxing

This is particularly galling as the Orange Cheeto Basterd (hehe) is the only presidential associate of Epstein ever

Coming up on a 16 hour work day, not bad

Swag is a human right

Behold the intellectual firepower of the liberal small business owner

Look I’d love to End Racism and all but then how am I gonna look like a good person? Think about it

God I can’t wait to scold someone on this app today, it’s how I cope with my lack of agency in the real world

I would like to heart felt apologize to People of Community for the bad things I may have said in Xbox Live 20 years ago

About 30 miller high lifes would be pretty good right now

I’m taking a bold stand against bad stuff, I’m coming out to say I don’t like it

It’s deagle o clock

Red deer style pizza

This is my take on a Tom Cochrane classic: Life is a Podcast

Me to ChatGPT MrBeast: please I’ll fuckin humiliate myself for $20,000 whatever you want man

Staying up til midnight drinking virgin Irish car bombs

Baud rate above 115200 is called a hot baud Don’t believe me? Look it up

Asking coworkers if they would like to form an alliance

R.B. Bennett actually opened the world’s first Arby’s in Calgary, AB, naming the roast beef sandwich restaurant after himself and then went on to be Prime Minister I love Canadian history

Perogy salad is not only good for you but is Extremely Albertan

Tulip bulbs ain’t got nothin on 21st century degeneracy

Geralt of Rivia stole his name from Geraldo of Rivera

I don’t really care about discord just use a different thing Jesus Christ

It’s ok if it’s an emergency DUI

Sometimes it’s just easier to get an Arby’s than think about the fascism

Breakfast pitbull