750 Streak. Apparently I can only post the announcement once directly from the app and I wasted that on that inferior hellsite we all migrated from. 👀 #oursky

🖤🩶🤍♥️🖤🩶🤍 #oursky #dateindianapolis #dateindiana #datemidwest

DON’T BREAD ON ME

Suspicious Hot Dish sounds like a Duluth garage band

I just discovered that the support plate for the Foundation for “Sewerslide” Prevention is NOT a support plate for lifeguards. 🤦‍♀️The plate has a life preserver on it. I always assumed it was a plate for something nautical w/o being able to read the print. I mean…am I wrong? #oursky

From what I hear, food content does well over here. Here’s a photo of the massive pot of Brunswick stew I made over Christmas. There wasn’t a regular sized stock pot at my parents’ house, so I opted for this gigantor. It’s the size pot they use to cook in institutions.😆 Leftovers galore! #oursky

From the annals of ridiculous esc0rt requests: Had someone request a 15-20 minute pegging appointment this week. The logistics of that defy the laws of nature, unless you want to walk in, drop your pants with me already strapped and ready to go. Anyone want to try and “top” this? Pun intended.

My parents’ neighbors have two dogs, one of which is a crazy attack Pomeranian. I just walk past and the Pomeranians have multiplied. There were approximately 5 attack Pomeranians barking at me. Either Jeffree Star moved in or the attack Pom has family in town for Christmas. #oursky

I hope everyone is having a happy holiday! I stayed up last night drinking wine, binging Christmas movies, and doing crossword puzzles. I’m making a giant pot of stew later. Solid holiday behavior. I’m free for dates on both NYE and New Year’s Day. Reach out. #oursky #dateindianapolis #datemidwest

Unseasonably warm weather today, and I’m here for it. #oursky #dateindianapolis #dateindiana #datemidwest

I cannot believe I’ve been committed to this shit for two years straight.

Boom. #nytsb #nyt www.nytimes.com/badges/games...

This post looks lamer IRL than it did in the app. Disappointed… www.nytimes.com/badges/games...

I’m trying to get back on the social media wagon. Let’s see how that goes. 😆 I’m posting photos that aren’t new because they are technically new to my new Twitter account, so I reserve the right to post them here as well. 😤 I’m also still waiting on the pics from my last photo shoot. #oursky

There is a guy who works in my local pizza joint who looks like a hippy version of Timothee Chalamet with a fluffy ponytail. Imagine TimChal if he became a burnout in high school, got an entry level job where he could smoke weed every day, and never left his home city.

How about some appreciation for my holiday nails? I specifically told the nail tech I didn’t want it to look like “Christmas threw up all over my nails.”🙃 #oursky #datemidwest #dateindianapolis #dateindiana 1/2

I wish I could QT the tweet that inspired this post, but it was about the fact some folks apparently feel that solo content is “a waste.” It got me thinking about how there are always assumptions about what someone *should* or *will* do. #oursky #dateindianapolis 1/?

I promised myself I’m back to social media marketing this week after spending two weeks with family and not thinking about work or the constant tyrannical campaign to eject SWs off this site. This *may* have been the photo that got my previous Twitter account suspended. #oursky #dateindianapolis 1/?

Who wants me to keep them warm today? I had a group party cancel last minute…and of course they bucked the cancellation fee. 🎉 I shaved my p00sii and got all cleaned up for nothing, feel free to email me if you want to take advantage of that.🙃 1/?

I will be in #Cincinnati 11/17 to 11/18. It may be possible to persuade me to stay longer. Please reach out via email: [email protected] if you’d like to get on my dance card. Reminder that I’m always available in your city with enough notice. #datecincinnati #dateohio #oursky

I will be in #Cincinnati 11/17 to 11/18. It may be possible to persuade me to stay longer. Please reach out via email: [email protected] if you’d like to get on my dance card. Reminder that I’m always available in your city with enough notice. #datecincinnati #dateohio #oursky

Absolute perfect weather this afternoon. Autumn leaves, the sun is out, there’s a strong breeze, and it’s warm enough I’m wearing a tee-shirt. More of these, please…

I love these conversations because I also get to learn new things. Meet the Red and White Giant Squirrel of China! Up to 4ft long from nose to tail. Wild!

I guess this is as good enough time as any to shit post over here, since I came home from trick or treating last night to my Twitter account suspended. 🤨 I posted three very clothed photos yesterday. I’m unsure if I’ll get a response from my appeal. All the more reason to migrate over to Blusky.

Here to bust balls, asses, and ghosts. I do have some POV role play content that goes with this outfit. I’ll be dropping that sometime this week, ideally. 🤞 It will be belated, but I see no problem with Halloween extending into November! Next year perhaps I’ll plan better…

Champagne socialist in the sense that I long for Marie Antoinette’s chandelier made from natural purple crystal and also believe it should only exist as a public good

No polls on Bsky, so you’ll have to answer in essay format.🙃 Let’s keep #Halloween going into #November with this poll: If you got dropped in a horror movie—say Haddonfield with Michael Myers, at Camp Crystal Lake, on Elm Street, or any other movie setting, how likely are your chances of survival?

Shameless car selfies. Side note. The lighting at around 10am on a clear day is equally as good as golden hour. I didn’t have to do shit to edit this picture. #dateindianapolis #dateindiana #oursky

What am I thinking about? Wrong answers only… #oursky #dateindianapolis #datemidwest #dateindiana

♟️📓🦢🎬🦨♣️🏴‍☠️🐇 #oursky #dateindianapolis #dateindiana #datemidwest

Once again, social media is forcing my audience to miss out on the full length of my photos. I’ve always got to crop out my head or my legs… #oursky #dateindianapolis #dateindiana

Trying to crop photos on this app sucks. You can’t crop an ugly background out without the settings readjusting the photo so it cuts off your head or your feet in the post when it shows up on the feed. 😑 #oursky #dateindianapolis

What would be your secks worker/p0rn star name applying the classic middle school cafeteria formula? The formula is: Name of Your First Pet + Name of the Street You Grew Up On Answer in the comments…

Three cheers for red finger toes. I have some foot content that should be available soon for the foot fetishists among you. Reminder that I will be in Seattle next week. #oursky #dateindianapolis #datemidwest #dateindiana #dateseattle

🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳 #oursky #dateindianapolis #dateindiana #datemidwest

I am so grateful for walks in BFE when a good singalong comes across my earbuds. There is no way I could get away with belting the high notes in “Always Be My Baby” while walking in a crowded public park. Someone would call in a public disturbance. #oursky #dateindianapolis #dateindiana

If you put something in my hand besides an iPhone, this photo could easily pass as a pic from anytime within the last 60 years. The “vintage” filter is helping with that ruse. 🙃 What would be some era appropriate items to put in my hand in this photo? Tell me in the comments…

Holy crap. I just temporarily lost my wallet. I had it shoved in the front pocket of my shorts…you know how those pockets of cut-off shorts can be hella small? It kept trying to push its way out. I hopped off the curb and it popped out and I didn’t notice. 🤦‍♀️ My face and emotions right now:

I like this photo despite the appearance of my grody old tank top. But that’s what one wears for a 4 mile hike in the woods. Interestingly enough, every time I wear this grody shirt, I get a disproportionate amount of attention from the opposite sex. #oursky #dateindianapolis #dateindiana

Finishing up my day before getting ready for a Jacuzzi suite overnight later. This is my second Jacuzzi overnight this month. Who wants to make September a triple-Jacuzzi month? Hot tubs are better when enjoyed naked and with friends!

What would be your secks worker/p0rn star name applying the classic middle school cafeteria formula? The formula is: Name of Your First Pet + Name of the Street You Grew Up On Answer in the comments…

🍁October Travel/Tours🍁 🍂Des Moines 10/1-10/2 🍂Sioux Falls, SD 10/2-/10/3 🍂Rapid City, SD 10/3-10/4 🍂Bozeman, MT 10/4-10/5 🍂Missoula, MT 10/5-10/6 🍂Spokane, WA 10/6-10/7 🍂Seattle 10/7-10/10 🍂Yakima, WA 10/10-10/11 🍂Boise, ID 10/11- 10/12 For full photo and schedule click the next post… ⬇️⬇️⬇️MORE

I had to crop/resize this 5x, bc the app’s formatting kept cutting my head off. 😆 So y’all are going to have to miss out on my legs. I don’t have anything cool to announce except some travel/tours that are posted on my Tr¥st ad. I’ll have them up here in the next few days.

“Caption.” #oursky #datemidwest #dateindianapolis

Scooter is less interested in being photogenic apparently. 😆 Reminder that I have availability in Louisville tomorrow morning. 👇continued:

Tire guy: “well, I see the problem.” 😆 I actually somehow didn’t notice the gigantic bolt in my tire when I went and paid to air it up. 🤦‍♀️ In my defense, the bolt was on the bottom side of the wheel which obstructed my view. The hole from this bitch was so big it couldn’t even be patched.

This should go without saying, but please refrain from asking me for an appointment the same day when you live in another city that’s 2 hours away. Please remember that I have a life outside of this and must make arrangements for travel.

🚨Travel announcement:🚨 🥀 Louisville 9/4 -9/5 For those of you who keep asking when I’m coming back. This is when. My time will be extremely limited. I can currently accept dates 9/4 afternoon, late night on 9/4, & early morning on 9/5. Reach out via info in bio, NOT in DMs.

I’ve been trying—and often failing—to post everything I post on Twitter here. It’s tiring. I need some sort of Tweet Deck that works for Bsky as well. Google just told me that Hootesuite works with Bluesky, so apparently that’s my next move.