New rule: Only people who went to public school can run for public office

You look like you tell people who didn't ask the plural of "falling out" is actually "fallingS out"

Guys guys guys! I think you're all forgetting what's really important here- Her emails. And 9/11. The Golden Rule. Do your Duolingo.

Thinking about Kat Williams saying women who like true crime are toxic 🥴 Sir, we want to know the who/what/where/and why men murder us at alarming rates Be ffr

Threatening the entire nation's access to life-saving psychotropic medication is grounds for 5150

Sending out a calendar of family photographs is a Narcissism Superboss move

Imagine being any federal investigator in this moment in time (jumpscare)

Going out in public wearing a shitty ex-employer's apparel smelling like weed is a good little dopamine hit👌

☠️⚠️Nepotism is the largest and most dangerous offender of DEI⚠️ ☠️☠️⚠️Nepotism: Not Even Once⚠️ ☠️

You look like outlier data from the Milgram Experiment, in a bad way

You look like that "First They Came For" poem don't apply to you 🧐

You look like you'd turn around real fast if everyone else in an elevator did first

Just found the 'Nobody' setting for replies 🥹🖕 Share my posts or gfy🩷💥

Stephen Colbert is such a pussy for not making a single deportation joke

AYYYYYE Where all the "Both Parties Are The Same" People At 🙌🙌🙌

Holy fuck we have to make a game show about the trans community and let him host it if we want him to perceive them as people TELL ME I'M WRONG

pewpew playlist but YouTube youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Idea: implant a chip in Elon to make him "the ultimate alpha" It works! He convinces all the incels and transphobes and nazis and CEOs to get the Alpha Chip. Then boom 💥 A sleeper cell?! & the target is their own poisonous ideology?! (They all delete each other and themselves. The rest of us fuck.)

Fyi incels aren't mad that guy got shot, they love violence 😌👌

I think we can all agree on one thing- time traveling assassins sent to save humanity are real and trying their absolute best🥹